hash tag Lighting the blue touch paper Oct 27, 2014 #31 Goodness, did you write the book of holiday disasters or swallow it?
Minnie_the_Minx someinenhhanding menbag and me ah bollox Oct 27, 2014 #32 Did he get there yet or did immigration refuse him entry?
hash tag Lighting the blue touch paper Oct 30, 2014 #33 Judging by the lack of response, can only guess he has been detained
Minnie_the_Minx someinenhhanding menbag and me ah bollox Oct 30, 2014 #34 hash tag said: Judging by the lack of response, can only guess he has been detained Click to expand... Smuggling Cornish Pasties?
hash tag said: Judging by the lack of response, can only guess he has been detained Click to expand... Smuggling Cornish Pasties?
ChrisD . Oct 30, 2014 #35 You have to walk up nearest hill to get a signal in the south hams...he's probably enjoying a sober life at sea level
You have to walk up nearest hill to get a signal in the south hams...he's probably enjoying a sober life at sea level
hash tag Lighting the blue touch paper Oct 31, 2014 #36 Mystery solved, he got "stuck" in the lift while seeking opinion of others as to what he shold be doing http://www.torquayheraldexpress.co.uk/men-rescued-lift-Torquay/story-23776104-detail/story.html
Mystery solved, he got "stuck" in the lift while seeking opinion of others as to what he shold be doing http://www.torquayheraldexpress.co.uk/men-rescued-lift-Torquay/story-23776104-detail/story.html
hash tag Lighting the blue touch paper Nov 10, 2014 #37 Oh dear, im fearing the worst now...missing in action?
Puddy_Tat 🐈⬛ Nov 10, 2014 #39 hash tag said: Oh dear, im fearing the worst now...missing in action? Click to expand... or got on the wrong train and missing in acton...
hash tag said: Oh dear, im fearing the worst now...missing in action? Click to expand... or got on the wrong train and missing in acton...
Greebo 'scuse me, Mrs May, can I have my country back? R.I.P. Nov 10, 2014 #40 Or his smartphone's nicked/lost, his computer's broken, his internet access is borked and his phoneline's down.
Or his smartphone's nicked/lost, his computer's broken, his internet access is borked and his phoneline's down.
hash tag Lighting the blue touch paper Nov 10, 2014 #41 You mean he is stuck in an area with no signal, hence no contact with the outside world.
Greebo 'scuse me, Mrs May, can I have my country back? R.I.P. Nov 10, 2014 #42 hash tag said: You mean he is stuck in an area with no signal, hence no contact with the outside world. Click to expand... That could be another option.
hash tag said: You mean he is stuck in an area with no signal, hence no contact with the outside world. Click to expand... That could be another option.
hash tag Lighting the blue touch paper Nov 11, 2014 #44 Wow, after all that, you are still with us! Congrats.