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Tom Cruise

Tom Cruise

  • A great actor

    Votes: 3 4.5%
  • A pile of wank

    Votes: 36 53.7%
  • A twat, but still a good actor

    Votes: 18 26.9%
  • Can I borrow your copy of Dianetics?

    Votes: 10 14.9%

  • Total voters
    67
foggypane said:
he's got a new one cominh out in which he saves England from Jerry in the battle of britain. can't wait for this new slice of hollywood history :rolleyes:

As far as I know, he plays a Polish pilot.. so not inaccurate. Could be wrong though.
 
SonOfGoatboy said:
Horrible little freak. In his defence he stars in two of my favourite films but one of them would have better without him. In the other he is indispensible. They are, of course, The Last Samurai and Top Gun.

Excellent choices :cool:
 
ChrisFilter said:
As far as I know, he plays a Polish pilot.. so not inaccurate. Could be wrong though.


No, he plays Billy Fiske. Fiske was a real person, a US citizen and an interesting guy; born rich, became an Olympic champion at bobsleigh, stripped of his place in the 1936 US team for refusing to perform in the Nazi olympics of that year. He married an English aristocrat and joined the RAFs equivalent of the TA soon after the war broke out (he was already a qualified pilot).

He was strictly speaking breaking the law by doing so, but the RAF senior ranks contained many high-society friends and he got away with it. He was killed flying a Hurricane fighter at the height of the battle of britain, without having shot down (so far as is known) any Nazis.

He is burid in Westminster Abbey IIRC as a thank you from a grateful nation (I'd have preferred a gold clock and a stripper if it was me but there you go)

Good story, great bloke (and a shortarse so Cruise is admirably well cast) but just watch the Yanks change it to 'how we saved your ass and hey you'd better be Scientologists too you limey bastards'
 
T & P said:
I saw the "moving" War of the Worlds last night with another sterling performance by Hollywood's finest Tom Cruise.

As usual I felt an overwhelming desire to put my hands in the screen and strangle the little annoying man. However I wonder whether my dislike for Cruise is prejudicing my opinion of him as an actor.

So, as well as being a twat, is he a good actor? Or a load of wank? Poll coming up.

He is like Keenu Reeves, he is good at what he does, but what he does is a pile of wank. So hard to say really.
 
Fong said:
He is like Keenu Reeves, he is good at what he does, but what he does is a pile of wank. So hard to say really.


Yeah. Just cos something is done well doesnt mean its worth doing.
 
I find it hard to respect gay men who go to great lengths to prove that they're hetro!

Edie Murphy likewise...
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BootyLove said:
Check out the banned in England Southpark (episode 9.12 - called Trapped in the Closet) that features him and Scientology. :D :D

It ends with Cruise saying to Cartman - 'I'm gonna sue you, in England!'

Oooh, it might be worth working out how that evil filesharing malarkey works, just for that :D

Unless anyone has it already burned to a shiny round thing?
 
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