Toffees fan? This is the thread for you! 06/07

[mack]

Another plastic. You played Bolton at least 3 weeks ago.

Apols my mistake - my sense of time at the moment is way out of whack

 

[nonamenopackdrill]

Apols my mistake - my sense of time at the moment is way out of whack

You could just replace it with 'Blackburn' for the sentence would still make sense.

 

[Maggot]

what, this season?

Don't be ridiculous, it's too early in the season for them to have won anything. This decade will do.

 

[CyberRose]

I heard we were cheated out of it by another diving scouse cunt?

 

[nonamenopackdrill]

Don't be ridiculous, it's too early in the season for them to have won anything. This decade will do.

Oh, so Liverpool must be about to win the league, just like every one of the last 15 years.

 

[nonamenopackdrill]

I heard we were cheated out of it by another diving scouse cunt?

You didn't watch it then.

 

[Maggot]

Oh, so Liverpool must be about to win the league, just like every one of the last 15 years.

EH? what the fuck are you on about? I was referring to the FA cups, Champions League and various other cups they've won this decade. Remind me what Everton have won in the same period.

 

[nonamenopackdrill]

EH? what the fuck are you on about? I was referring to the FA cups, Champions League and various other cups they've won this decade. Remind me what Everton have won in the same period.

Right, so that's why you're bringing it up on this thread.

Still, compare like with like. Liverpool's stated aim for the last 15 years has been to win the league. Everton's has been to get into Europe.

As I said, I bet you're someone who meets a Brentford fan and says "you're shit, you haven't won the champions league even once" or something....

Keep digging. And explain that 3-0 again.

 

[JTG]

I heard we were cheated out of it by another diving scouse cunt?

nope, looked like a penalty to me. Though the ref did miss a push by Johnson as the ball came over for the first goal but hey ho. Whinging about refs bores me, you win some you lose some.

Very happy with the season so far from an EFC point of view

 

[maverick28]

aj's at last gets his just rewards for all his hard work ''ENGLAND'' call up he should of got it when he was at palace very impressed by his work rate.

forza blue boyz

I guys, a red here!, definitely reakon AJ deserves a call up. Good Player

 

[Biffo]

Exactly what SS gen fans always respond with.

Shit. That Southampton v Liverpool game I went to in 1979 must have been a dream.

Out of interest what was your first Everton game? I'm guessing late 80s?

 

[muser]

Shit. That Southampton v Liverpool game I went to in 1979 must have been a dream.

Out of interest what was your first Everton game? I'm guessing late 80s?

probably liverpool v derby. A closet fan you see. Will someone be so kind as to give him a knock and tell him team is being served in his favourite lfc mug.

 

[BIG davie H]

my dad's crosby-born and a life long evertonian so i always keep an eye out for what they're up to . but i wouldn't call myself a fan

i'd always favour them over the reds though

iam also crosby born and lived till 3 months ago were about in crosby

 

[big eejit]

I'm another Everton fan from Crosby.

And here are some pics of Everton playing in Crosby:

http://www.flickr.com/groups/everton/

 

[nonamenopackdrill]

Shit. That Southampton v Liverpool game I went to in 1979 must have been a dream.

Out of interest what was your first Everton game? I'm guessing late 80s?

Ipswich v Everton, Late December 1984. Graeme Sharp's brace ensured I became an Everton fan at the age of 7.
Can't believe I'm playing the Sky Sports gen fan's game.

 

[Relahni]

Ipswich v Everton, Late December 1984. Graeme Sharp's brace ensured I became an Everton fan at the age of 7.

Glory boy glory boy

 

[nonamenopackdrill]

Glory boy glory boy

Hypocrite.

 

[Relahni]

First Liverpool match 1978 we lost 1-0.

 

[nonamenopackdrill]

And?

 

[Biffo]

Ipswich v Everton, Late December 1984. Graeme Sharp's brace ensured I became an Everton fan at the age of 7.
Can't believe I'm playing the Sky Sports gen fan's game.

Perhaps it's because you instigated it ya young pup

 

[nonamenopackdrill]

No, I took the piss out of people who think that because Liverpool won the Champions League, they're the best team in Europe, or that Chelsea have always been brilliant, or that Everton are the team best suited to know about relegation fights. Especially since you went down more recently than us.

 

[Biffo]

No.....but yeah....but no but yeah.......but no.....'cause you think Adrian Heath looked cool when 'e 'ad 'is perm an' he could 'ave 'ammered Sammy Lee if they 'ad a fight.......AND you used to think Trevor Steven an' Gary Stevens were brothers an' it was a spellin' mistake in the Panini album or summat... I DON'T KNOW..... an' why am I even bothering talking to you 'cause you said Avi Cohen was a SPAZ!!

SHU' UP!!

 

[nonamenopackdrill]

No.....but yeah....but no but yeah.......but no.....'cause you think Adrian Heath looked cool when 'e 'ad 'is perm an' he could 'ave 'ammered Sammy Lee if they 'ad a fight.......AND you used to think Trevor Steven an' Gary Stevens were brothers an' it was a spellin' mistake in the Panini album or summat... I DON'T KNOW..... an' why am I even bothering talking to you 'cause you said Avi Cohen was a SPAZ!!

SHU' UP!!

Well exactly

 

[nonamenopackdrill]

Biffo out on the town tonight:

 

[strung out]

Ipswich v Everton, Late December 1984. Graeme Sharp's brace ensured I became an Everton fan at the age of 7.
Can't believe I'm playing the Sky Sports gen fan's game.

i thought you were a Reading fan?

 

[Biffo]

Biffo out on the town tonight:

Badgeman does not like to be misrepresented. Beware.

 

[nonamenopackdrill]

i thought you were a Reading fan?

That was my disguise.

 

[nonamenopackdrill]

Badgeman does not like to be misrepresented. Beware.

He represents RedShites being complete cunts.

 

[JTG]

Badgeman does not like to be misrepresented. Beware.

he is something of a nob though

 

[Biffo]

He represents RedShites being complete cunts.

Ah…. What witty repartee. Such an exquisite command of grammar.