Today I bought a duck

[Herbsman.]

show us a pic of your duck, firky

 

[Herbsman.]

I had a hamster that escaped out of its cage and headed under the sink. My brother picked it up when it was kipped, dipped it in boot polish and then crushed it as he polished his boots with it

LOL

 

[Firky]

My duck isn't eating, I think he maybe the poorlies

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

My duck's better than your duck

 

[Firky]

Post ya soapy tits, minnie!

 

[Madusa]

lol

 

[fogbat]

Join the Dots: http://www.urban75.net/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=240848

From there to here in one easy day

An old housemate of mine went out to the Chinese takeaway one night, while very drunk and stoned.

He came back with a tropical fish tank

 

[Madusa]

Tell them more about your duck, firks!

 

[madzone]

My duck's better than your duck

WANT!!

 

[Firky]

its wrapped up in plastic and in the freezer

I went to a farm and chose Eric.

Eric was then given to me a day later. Butchered and in a box

Eric died a happy duck with his duck friends doing duck things.

 

[Madusa]

its wrapped up in plastic and in the freezer

I went to a farm and chose Eric.

Eric was then given to me a day later. Butchered and in a box

Eric died a happy duck with his duck friends doing duck things.

Bin this thread!

 

[Firky]

At no point did I suggest Eric was a living duck. Assumption is the mother of all fuck ups and you're the grandmother

 

[madzone]

its wrapped up in plastic and in the freezer

I went to a farm and chose Eric.

Eric was then given to me a day later. Butchered and in a box

Eric died a happy duck with his duck friends doing duck things.

But you're veggie

 

[fogbat]

But you're veggie

He's a vegetable

 

[Madusa]

At no point did I suggest Eric was a living duck. Assumption is the mother of all fuck ups and you're the grandmother

Twat.

Madz, no. no, he's not.

 

[madzone]

Twat.

Madz, no. no, he's not.

Is he not?

Does firky lie about stuff?

 

[Firky]

But you're veggie

I am cooking for none veggies during the week. Plus I am only a veggie cos I don't agree with intensive farming and the impact it has but since Eric came from a field with a pond in about a mile away I don't feel bad.

 

[Firky]

Twat.

Madz, no. no, he's not.

Oh what? Because I *once* ate meat when I was a veggie. Fucking cow

 

[Madusa]

Is he not?

Does firky lie about stuff?

well, he's a 'veggie' who very often slips up and eats meat accidentally.

 

[Madusa]

Oh what? Because I *once* ate meat when I was a veggie. Fucking cow

and the rest!

 

[Firky]

your pussy does not count

 

[Madusa]

padam padam!

 

[Firky]

padam padam? what the fuck? are you some kind of bollywood acctress?

 

[Madusa]

stop bullying me, shiteater.

 

[Cloud]

My earliest childhood memory is that of my mother chasing my father out of the house wielding a duck in her hand then throwing it at him as he ran down the yard shouting something like "I ordered a turkey and you bought this fucking thing"

Just thought I'd share that one

 

[selamlar]

DUKW?

 

[lynne8]

this is a very warped thread.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

WANT!!

You can get on IWOOT

The duck changes colours

 

[madzone]

You can get on IWOOT

The duck changes colours

*adds to birthday list*

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

*adds to birthday list*

My one's the blue one in the middle at the bottom

http://www.totally-funky.co.uk/pages/funky/productView.asp?ID=1197&SID=505