Toast toppers

[Mallard]

But, could anyone still eat a dehydrated Vesta curry?

I remember not being able to do the curly fried bits as no deep fat frier. The last one I had was beef which was given out free at uni freshers week years ago.

 

[ViolentPanda]

wtf is toast topper?

Smegma mixed with salt, MSG and foot fungus, then tinned and sold to weirdos.

 

[ViolentPanda]

That was my aboslute FAVOURITE Instant Whip and I am going to buy some as soon as I can to relive that particular pleasure! Christ we ate some shite as nippers eh? I mean what the fuck IS Instant Whip???

Lidl do a nice version.

 

[baldrick]

Lidl do a nice version.

I can vouch for this

 

[Belushi]

Smegma mixed with salt, MSG and foot fungus, then tinned and sold to weirdos.

Thats actually the recipe for Quorn.

 

[kyser_soze]

Thats actually the recipe for Quorn.

Iz troo. Thar haz bin studeez ov dis.

 

[Mrs Miggins]

Lidl do a nice version.

Version?? Version? I don't want a version, I want Instant Whip or nothing! Angel Delight can fuck off as well.

 

[Mallard]

Version?? Version? I don't want a version, I want Instant Whip or nothing! Angel Delight can fuck off as well.

 

[May Kasahara]

Angel Delight can fuck off? Miggsy, I am going to pretend I didn't hear that

A source who does not wish to be named informs me that butterscotch Angel Delight with hash in is a delicious birthday treat

 

[Mrs Miggins]

Angel Delight can fuck off? Miggsy, I am going to pretend I didn't hear that

OK OK perhaps I was a little harsh....
Either in butterscotch has got to be made of win!

Dream Topping anyone?

 

[Badgers]

I fancy a findus crispy pancake

 

[Mallard]

Dream Topping anyone?

I actually used to prefer that to cream. I remember being disappointed when my mum made a trifle and getting a no to the question 'Is it dream topping mum?'