Toast! The ultimate poll

[spanglechick]

Perfect Cheese on Toast:

Grill one side of brown bread (the cheap kind, not all grainy and thick cut)

Slice from Large block of bog standard cheddar, 3-4mm slices.

Lay slices all the way to the edge of the un toasted side. Leave no gap unfilled. This is important.

Add a generous grind of pepper, a couple of drops of lee+perrins (from a great hieght for maximum splash factor) and, if you're feeling really dangerous, a sprinkling of very finely chopped garlic.

Grill under a hot hot grill until the spitting bits stop spitting and things are going brown. Let it cool for a bit. Eat with ketchup and a silly grin all over your fat cheesey face

ahh, man! I'd kill for some cheese on toast.. Nice strong mature cheddar.

 

[rennie]

Perfect Cheese on Toast:

Grill one side of brown bread (the cheap kind, not all grainy and thick cut)

Slice from Large block of bog standard cheddar, 3-4mm slices.

Lay slices all the way to the edge of the un toasted side. Leave no gap unfilled. This is important.

Add a generous grind of pepper, a couple of drops of lee+perrins (from a great hieght for maximum splash factor) and, if you're feeling really dangerous, a sprinkling of very finely chopped garlic.

Grill under a hot hot grill until the spitting bits stop spitting and things are going brown. Let it cool for a bit. Eat with ketchup and a silly grin all over your fat cheesey face

the beauty is in the simplicity of toast. the above should be eaten by those with no taste buds.

 

[tarannau]

doesn't say it's not a delicious, brown, sludge-like, waste product of the brewing indstry, does it?

Ah, but epicurean standards are all connected to the ideal of 'high quality' food.

And, as much as I like a twiglet as the next man, marmite's industrial production in a factory somewhere in Slough or somesuch brewing backland doesn't really meet those exacting standards.

I'm a bit curious about the link between cheese, marmite and peanut butter though. That's one hell of a strange combi...

 

[colacubes]

I can't vote on this poll!!!

You've grouped Marmite together with "peanut butter".......!!!!!!!!!!!

Peanut butter is Satan's congealed arse dribblings.

Marmite is nectar of the Gods.

I denounce this unforgivably flawed poll and all who sail in her!!!!

I couldn't agree more. I've voted but I feel a bit dirty now

 

[Skim]

I love duck and orange pate on slightly cooled toast with a twist of black pepper. I haven't had it for months, but it is lush

 

[EastEnder]

It's always a problem with a poll - you get your op up there, whetting people's appetites so it's important that you deliver poll options prompty. And then you rush and make mistakes ...

You've let me down, you've let yourself down, you've let the whole school down.....

I only hope that you learn something from this awful travesty.

There can be no forgiveness, but perhaps, over the years, we can find it within ourselves to forget.

 

[jonnyd1978]

Perfect Cheese on Toast:

Grill one side of brown bread (the cheap kind, not all grainy and thick cut)

Slice from Large block of bog standard cheddar, 3-4mm slices.

Lay slices all the way to the edge of the un toasted side. Leave no gap unfilled. This is important.

Add a generous grind of pepper, a couple of drops of lee+perrins (from a great hieght for maximum splash factor) and, if you're feeling really dangerous, a sprinkling of very finely chopped garlic.

Grill under a hot hot grill until the spitting bits stop spitting and things are going brown. Let it cool for a bit. Eat with ketchup and a silly grin all over your fat cheesey face

Alomst correct.

Before you put the cheese on spread a layer of tomato puree on the bread and sprinkle some Italian herbs over the top. That's perfect.


E2A I've voted cheese but I'd like to make it clear i loathe marmite and peanut butter.

 

[EastEnder]

I'm a bit curious about the link between cheese, marmite and peanut butter though. That's one hell of a strange combi...

Do try to keep up old man!

 

[Bob_the_lost]

Bread, lightly toasted plenty of butter.

Keep it simple, keep it tastey.

 

[beeboo]

Alomst correct.

Before you put the cheese on spread a layer of tomato puree on the bread and sprinkle some Italian herbs over the top. That's perfect.

that is some kind of cheapo's pizza. wrong.

 

[beeboo]

ohh come ON I've HAD it with double posts!

 

[trashpony]

There's a lot more anger on this thread than I anticipated

 

[EastEnder]

Then you anticipated wrong, goddamnit!!!!!

 

[spanglechick]

it's because everyone has all this bottled up frustration with urban having been so "meh" today. no proper news stories, silly arguements about fashion.

now a poll everyone can get involved with and we see the crosspatchiness.

 

[The Groke]

There's a lot more anger on this thread than I anticipated

Well toast is an emotive subject Trashy.

If you had wanted to keep it light and fluffy, you could have posted a "How great are SUV's!" poll, or a thread revealing that it was really David Blaine and Barney the Big Purple Dinosaur behind 9/11, but no - you brought up the big Toast questions, and now you are harvesting the bitter, bitter fruit grown from your own careless seed.

 

[EastEnder]

it's because everyone has all this bottled up frustration with urban having been so "meh" today. no proper news stories, silly arguements about fashion.

now a poll everyone can get involved with and we see the crosspatchiness.

Don't start psychoanalyzing my behaviour you miscreant!!!!

I reserve the right to exercise pointless anger & aggression whenever I damn well choose!!!!





GRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[spanglechick]

Don't start psychoanalyzing my behaviour you miscreant!!!!

I reserve the right to exercise pointless anger & aggression whenever I damn well choose!!!!




GRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!

you're just cross cos you've got to spend a fun weekend in weston with the family Ender. And who can blame you?

 

[EastEnder]

AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[vogonity]

Toast heaven: toast, with brittany butter, then a spreading of marmite, with thinly sliced mature cheddar placed on top. Yum!

Cheese on toast heaven: spreading of dijon mustard under assorted sliced cheddar / brie / edam. Melted cheese paradise - double yum!

 

[snorbury]

on toast

 

[Crispy]

Nothing on my screen but marmot!

 

[Maggot]

Toast with ripe avocado spread on and black pepper. Yum!

 

[subversplat]

I'm not posting incase my vote is misconstrued as either cheese or peanut butter

 

[cesare]

It'll never fit under the grill

 

[EastEnder]

I'm not posting incase my vote is misconstrued as either cheese or peanut butter

I feel your pain.

(((subversplat)))

 

[moose]

Hovis wheatmeal, butter. Occasional ginger jam, sometimes made into Melba toast if I'm feeling under the weather.

 

[trashpony]

I'm not posting incase my vote is misconstrued as either cheese or peanut butter

That's alright - I'll just add you to the excel spreadsheet I'm keeping

 

[EastEnder]

I bet it's a really shoddy spreadsheet, with poorly named columns and dodgy formatting.

 

[trashpony]

I bet it's a really shoddy spreadsheet, with poorly named columns and dodgy formatting.

Of course - I'm a writer not a computer geek

 

[wrysmile]

And of course, no option for vegemite....

White toast, butter, a good amount of vegemite. Perfect. Could live on it really.