Toast; How do you like yours?

[moomoo]

I like mine cold as I can't bear melted butter.

 

[aqua]

I like mine cold as I can't bear melted butter.

wtf is wrong with you?

 

[moomoo]

It's rank when it all melts in and turns the bread soggy! Bleugh!! Makes me heave.

I like my toast crispy thank you very much.

 

[beeboo]

Either thick and lightly toasted, hot so the butter melts

or...

Thin, more heavily toasted, cooled so the butter sits on top.

With decent jam, marmalade or honey.

 

[butterfly child]

I like mine cold as I can't bear melted butter.

Ooh yeah.. forgot to say it has to be cold

 

[Herbsman.]

Aiiyo, I toast toast better than my mate
You can't comprehend the amount of toast that I ate
My method of crafting toast is simpler than a primate
But simple as it is it's full of complex carbohydrate
Charcoal black burnt toast is something that I hate

I grillity grill the toast sir,
but I ain't no toast boaster
I cannot stand that weak-ass toast from the toaster
I toast toast for my guest girl when I host her
For my morale I use my toast to bolster
I love my toast so much I even got a toast holster

Listen, I toast anything that's toastable
Jamaican hard dough bread and fruit bun I toast with no trouble
My toast is notable, so much so that I toast double
The quality of my toast is fully boastable
They said it would put hair on my chest, but there is no stubble

I like toast white and I like my toast brown
My toast is an indication of how I get down
to the toasting, I toast better than anyone around
I toast so good my toast will leave you on the ground
My toast is so good that it's not even allowed

 

[Herbsman.]

Apricot jam is the fucking best.

I also like ciabatta toasted in a ridged, cast-iron griddle pan and served cold with pepperonata and olive oil.

 

[bi0boy]

preferably just butter, but possibly marmite, cheese or honey.

most jam has stupidly too much sugar in for me. The st.darfour or whatever without sugar is nice, but I eat that spooned form the jar, not on toast.

 

[Herbsman.]

how do they make jame without sugar?

 

[bi0boy]

*without added sugar

They use grape/apple juice concentrate

 

[lynne8]

wholemeal toasted til just before it's burned. Butter and marmite first choice but butter and lime marmalade is a good second! Where's the peanut butter option? (sorry...that's probably under weirdo requirements..)

 

[mrsfran]

I like mine scared as opposed to actually toasted

Me too. Just show the bread the toaster, that's it.

 

[mrsfran]

Also, I like Gentleman's Relish on my toast.

 

[Chz]

Medium, brown, peanut butter or ginger conserve.

On white bread, I prefer marmalade.

 

[May Kasahara]

Also, I like Gentleman's Relish on my toast.

Fnarr!

I can't believe anyone actually prefers toast that isn't properly toasted though, or toast that's gone cold...bleurgh. Give me a nice hot slice of dark and crispy goodness any day.

 

[marty21]

Also, I like Gentleman's Relish on my toast.

 

[Rollem]

Me too. Just show the bread the toaster, that's it.

perfect.

and whilst i usually have wholemeal, white toast taste so much better

 

[boing!]

Medium thick sliced wholemeal, toasted to golden on outside but still a bit soft in the middle. PB on one slice, and either orange and grapefruit marmalde or rhubarb and blackberry jam or honey on the other. Cut into 2 slices and arranged on a plate at right angles.

 

[marty21]

i prefer jam on white bread toast, gentleman's relish, marmite,bovril or any other spread on brown

 

[Rollem]

what is gentlemen's relish?

 

[marty21]

what is gentlemen's relish?

it's anchovie based, very tart

 

[ATOMIC SUPLEX]

Wholemeal with crunchy (nut only, none of this sunpat shit) whole nut peanut butter and a cup of strong coffee. No butter.

Apart from that I don't like toast.

 

[mrsfran]

what is gentlemen's relish?

Also known as patum peperium. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gentleman's_Relish

You spread it VERY, VERY sparingly on hot toast. It's delicious. You can buy it in Waitrose and Sainsburys.

 

[Rollem]

it's anchovie based, very tart

<retches>

thank you malclom

 

[EastEnder]

There's no Marmite in the poll!!!!

WORST. POLL. EVER.

 

[janeb]

Wholemeal, medium, left to go cold, thickish butter, then either plum jam (homemade), thinly spread marmite, or chilli jam and lancashire cheese

 

[kalidarkone]

Vogels barley and lindseed
Medium
With avacardo, mixed with lemon juice and garlic and tamari, or avocardo and goats cheese or avocardo and humous.

 

[Herbsman.]

Vogels barley and lindseed
Medium
With avacardo, mixed with lemon juice and garlic and tamari, or avocardo and goats cheese or avocardo and humous.

Oh aren't we posh

Does one's butler bring one's toast for one?

 

[marty21]

<retches>

thank you malclom

(wishes he could go back in time and remove a post)

 

[EastEnder]

(wishes he could go back in time and remove a post)

Lots of posts, surely?