Tits & arse song - your favourites

[stavros]

There's a Peaches song, who's name I forget, which has the lines;

"Suckin' on my titties like you wanted me,
calling me
all the time."

It's pretty good though. It might be with DJ Assualt or some other booty bass impresario.

 

[winston smith]

Apache rose and sir psycho sexy , both off of blood, sugar, sex, majick, buy the chillis . Both great tits and ass songs .

Mentaly or physicaly i do not want to be in new orleans

 

[SubComandante]

The Tap must surely take the crown for this:

The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin'
That's what I said
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand
Or, so I've read.
My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I love to sink her with my pink torpedo.

Big bottom
Big bottom
Talk about bum cakes
My gal's got 'em.
Big bottom
Drive me out of my mind.
how can I leave this behind?

I saw her on Monday, twas my lucky bun day
You know what I mean.
I love her each weekday, each velvety cheekday
You know what I mean.
My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights
Big game's waiting there inside her tights.

Big bottom
Big bottom
Talk about mud flaps
My gal's got 'em.
Big bottom
Drive me out of my mind.
How can I leave this behind?

totally forgot about this, gets my vote

 

[Maggot]

Brim full of Asher by Cornershop, about one woman's large tits.

 

[lizzieloo]

Consolidated - You Suck XXX more fanny than tits and arse, I'm sure tits and arse get in there somwhere.

 

[stavros]

Anything by Fannypack, but particularly "Theme From Fannypack".

 

[tw1ggy5]

A2Thel - Do You Like the Way You Feel When You Shake

 

[MarkMark]

This is one of those threads where everyone aught to have an answer to "what is your favourite tits and arse song?" question but I do not have an answer because I do not know any. Oh bollocks

 

[belboid]

...glances down thread....

outrageous sexist nonsense...bin/ban etc....


frank zappa - titties & beer

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

Met her on a blind date, helping out an old mate
Waiting at the corner, she’s be dressed in black
There was I expecting a really tasty bird
He said she was good looking, I should have doubt his word
When I saw her there she was a real disgrace
I thought nice legs shame about the face

I had to take her dancing, I couldn’t let her down
So we caught the bus to the other side of town
Out upon the dance floor, I wasn’t getting far
So I had a drink with my friends up at the bar
I asked them what they thought of her they fell about the place
And they said nice legs shame about her face

She said could we go bowling,
I said that would be fine
But when I bought the tickets
She’d already changed her mind
She was turning out to be a real hard case
Nice legs shame about the boat race

Downed a gin and soda, tapped me on the shoulder
Whispered in my ear it’s getting kind of late
When I took her home we hardly said a thing
I walked her to the door, expected to go in
She looked me up and down and really put me in my place
She said nice legs shame about your face
Nice legs shame about your face