Time for a European army?

[Yuwipi Woman]

Or they could bash each other about the head with those weighty EU rulebooks....

Impale each other with sharp words and murderous glances.

 

[teqniq]

Impale each other with sharp words and murderous glances.

Madam, your wit hath confounded me.

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

Impale each other with sharp words and murderous glances.

...torture one another to death by tying people to chairs and forcing them to learn Flemish...

 

[Yuwipi Woman]

...torture one another to death by tying people to chairs and forcing them to learn Flemish...

Dueling colonics at 20 paces.

 

[teqniq]

Passes Yuwipi Woman a few bottles of Zot: