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Tiger Woods in a car crash

Discussion in 'general sports' started by Badgers, Nov 27, 2009.

  1. Gingerman

    Gingerman Is a great bunch of lads.....

    Marital infidelity never bothered Faldo ;)
  2. Johnny Canuck3

    Johnny Canuck3 Well-Known Member

    If you're trying to say he isn't actually a good golfer, that might be going a touch far.:)
  3. Barking_Mad

    Barking_Mad Non sibi sed omnibus

    6 women now if you believe the hype. No wonder he had a bad knee.
  4. Johnny Canuck3

    Johnny Canuck3 Well-Known Member

    And if it's racism, which race are they discriminating against: the black race, or the Thai race, or the Chinese race?
  5. Johnny Canuck3

    Johnny Canuck3 Well-Known Member

    I don't think he was kneeing them.
  6. T & P

    T & P |-o-| (-o-) |-o-|

    Well this is going well for Gillette with his trio of superstars promoting its products. First Henry is shown to the world as the cheating twat he is, and now this.

    Stand by for Roger Federer being spotted drowning puppies.
  7. ericjarvis

    ericjarvis give a feck for the feckless

    No, they'll get some TV footage of Pete Sampras asleep in the crowd at a tournament, and it will finally be revealed that even Sampras thinks Federer is boring.
  8. 1927

    1927 Funnier than he thinks he is.

    Not saying he's not a good golfer, but he does seem to think he has a god given right to win and when it doens't happen the toys come out of the pram.
  9. Johnny Canuck3

    Johnny Canuck3 Well-Known Member

    He's a primadonna who can't keep his dick in his pants. I think that's a mixed metaphor or something.
  10. London_Calling

    London_Calling Pleasant and unpatronising

    I bet all this happened in the wake of his fathers death.
  11. Badgers

    Badgers Mr Big Shrimp

  12. twistedAM

    twistedAM Left Of The Dial

    Nah, to quote the Daily mail he was at it way before then

  13. London_Calling

    London_Calling Pleasant and unpatronising

    Maybe, but I always recall all the women who announced they'd been raped by John Leslie years after the event, yet he was never convicted of anything. Some see this situation as an opportunity to pocket some easy media money - how do you prove anything one way or the other?
  14. T & P

    T & P |-o-| (-o-) |-o-|

    Gotta love the caption underneath one of the images:

    "Adult actress Holly Sampson, seen here in My First Sex Teacher volume 18, is reported to be another of Tiger's alleged mistresses"
  15. twistedAM

    twistedAM Left Of The Dial

    in contrast to the photo of Mrs Woods looking a bit weatherbeaten and Tiger with a "why the fuck are you encroaching my personal space?" face on
  16. Kanda

    Kanda Diving wanker


  17. TrippyLondoner

    TrippyLondoner Well-Known Member

    This whole thing is really weird now.
  18. yardbird

    yardbird Understands love.

    This is going to cost shit loads.
    The divorce settlement.
  19. Diamond

    Diamond The Red Baron


  20. skyscraper101

    skyscraper101 0891 50 50 50

  21. Badgers

    Badgers Mr Big Shrimp

    Next update?

    Tiger set up 9/11?
    Woods made love to Faldo?
    Golf is shit shocker?
  22. bi0boy

    bi0boy Power User

    I predict an OJ Simpson style car chase by tomorrow evening.
  23. goldenecitrone

    goldenecitrone ubi sunt

    Is there anybody left that Tiger Woods hasn't slept with? There are more shocking revelations due out from Susan Boyle tomorrow. :eek:
  24. mattie

    mattie missing in inaction

    I'm sure the Nike bods will make sure he comes out of this smelling of roses.

    I can't see quite how just at this point, but I'm sure they will.
  25. twistedAM

    twistedAM Left Of The Dial

    The real Tiger Woods retired at 30. That's the body double doing all of this.
  26. g force

    g force Affects Shatner's Basoon

    Thing is, even if he loses all his endorsements....he's still good enough to win major tournaments and make a good living, quite aside from the fortune he's already amassed.
  27. twistedAM

    twistedAM Left Of The Dial

    but all of tis might affect his concentration a little, don't you think?

    and what's drug testing like in golf?
  28. nick h.

    nick h. Eat

    UK papers are saying he's rumoured to have boned a British or Scottish TV presenter. The internet is saying it's Kirsty Gallacher, who is pregnant and engaged.
  29. Badgers

    Badgers Mr Big Shrimp

  30. kyser_soze

    kyser_soze Hawking's Angry Eyebrow

    You know, there could be a song in that idea somewhere...

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