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Threads, Plague Dogs and films that fucked you up as a kid

ohhhhh a kids tv show ages back about the people in the mirror swapping places with you

fucked me right up ... i never liked mirrors and this show didn't help
 
On TV, 'Children of the Stones' and 'The Survivors'.

I'd totally forgotten about Children of the Stones!!

Anyone remember 'The Children of Green Kno?' (might have been 'hoo' but I can't remember), kinda like a dark version of Secret Garden
 
kyser_soze said:
And...Fiver's prophecy in Watership Down where the land around Sandleford is slow;y covered in blood...well WD full stop really but that image sticks in my head the most...

Watership Down puts you off having a pet bunny for life. All that scrapping and blood everywhere. It was my primary school's idea of a Christmas film! :eek:

I also remember watching a clip from a film where this city was falling dwon and everyone was running and panicing and stepping on each other. Really scared the shit out of me!
 
most of watershipdown is fine for me

just the bit with the buckshot made me queasy as a kid


and the rabbit god bits STILL do my head in ... it's fucking creapy
 
Watership Down is no good for 8 year olds. Still it was more interesting than the previous years offering which was called something like the Longest Journey involving a cat and some dogs wondering across the country. Very boring!
 
kyser_soze said:
Oh yeah - no films, but a a public information/safety thing in schools featuring an alien being butchered in a variety of different ways on farms and building sites...

*shivers at the memory*

those information films always scared the shit out of me.

there was one about house fires that fucked me up so much it took my mum hours to convince me the house wasn't going to burn down as soon as I went to sleep. another one about a boy caled robbie who got fried playing on the railway line upset me so much I named my pet rabbit is his memory.

for some reason my mum never let me watch Threads.
 
for some reason my mum never let me watch Threads.

HA! Mine was in CND so I was made to watch any and all films, documentaries etc on armageddon warfare (nukes, bio or chems) when I was a wee lad.

Didn't warp or twist me...nosiree...
 
kyser_soze said:
OH yeah, there's a couple of moments in Diney's Rescuers that scared me a bit.

Scariest media that I remember as a kid was the 'Martian Cylinder Unscrewing' bit with just the bass guitar and that weird mettaly sound... you know the bit that goes:

jungjungjung jung jung
jungjungjung jung jung

jungjungjung jung jung
jungjungjung jung jung

*orrhhhhhoohohhhhhoohhhhhohhhoohhooh*
*DB V/O*



Brrr


If I listen to this on my own even today it is one of only about 3 things in the world - media wise - which give me the creeps.

I mean ffs - its a musical and, when all is said and done, the martian noise is a bloke saying "Oooh - la!" into a vocoder.....

but still

Brrr
 
Does anyone remember a verys sinister 1970s children's TV series - Changes? About people turning against machinery and the corresponding social chaos that ensues. Story-line was ultimately pants (something to do with a mystical stone), but the scenes of urban disruption, sinister cults, a lead character who had been abandoned by her parents and the wierd ambient noise that accompanied the series, certainly shat me up as a 6-7 year old. Still, it never did me any harm <starts twitching, hides blooded axe>.
 
Ungrateful said:
Does anyone remember a verys sinister 1970s children's TV series - Changes? About people turning against machinery and the corresponding social chaos that ensues. Story-line was ultimately pants (something to do with a mystical stone), but the scenes of urban disruption, sinister cults, a lead character who had been abandoned by her parents and the wierd ambient noise that accompanied the series, certainly shat me up as a 6-7 year old. Still, it never did me any harm <starts twitching, hides blooded axe>.
I have a copy of changes- the first seven episodes were ace in a bad 70's way but the end was pants :(
Threads, When the Wind Blows and Any Which Way But Loose; all scared the shit out of me though the latter film my parents thought was a kids movie :o

My Da also made me watch scary black and white movies from Poland :(
 
boohoo said:
Watership Down is no good for 8 year olds. Still it was more interesting than the previous years offering which was called something like the Longest Journey involving a cat and some dogs wondering across the country. Very boring!

Depends. I didn't feel sorry for the rabbits, the only aquaintance I'd had with rabbits was me dad cleaning them so me mum could put them in a pie :)

rabbits gut's stink!
 
Spandex said:
*shivers at the memory*

those information films always scared the shit out of me.

there was one about house fires that fucked me up so much it took my mum hours to convince me the house wasn't going to burn down as soon as I went to sleep. another one about a boy caled robbie who got fried playing on the railway line upset me so much I named my pet rabbit is his memory.

for some reason my mum never let me watch Threads.

Threads, even today has an air of "fuckin' hell, a bit rough", with some scenes that are not too distantly removed from what we can watch on the bbc news.

I can remember me mum taking me into work one day (county hall), and showing me the nuclear bunker, I was fascinated, but couldn't understand why anyone would want to kills / bomb us.

In first school, we lived quite near some of hte biggest open cast mining in the country, so the town was a target in the event of a war. I can still remember doing the drill of hiding under desks, and the teacher shutting blinds, then dispensing smarties (subsititute for iodine pills).

Quite spooky. Guy I used to live with had the same ordeal, living next to some nuclear subs in Devon. it aint all that long ago either. Within my young life time.
 
Lassie made me a nervous wreck - it was always so tense - was Lassie going to get help in time? I couldn't take it - the worst episode was with a kid who'd fallen into an empty water tower that was slowly filling up. and there was a crow on the rim, eyeing up the struggling child - I thought it was going to peck the kid's eye out - I still have nightmares about it
 
silentNate said:
I have a copy of changes- the first seven episodes were ace in a bad 70's way but the end was pants :(
Threads, When the Wind Blows and Any Which Way But Loose; all scared the shit out of me though the latter film my parents thought was a kids movie :o

My Da also made me watch scary black and white movies from Poland :(

I didn't realise Changes was available on video -- fantastic, do you know whose distributing it?
 
Threads was on BBC this year I think. Aged 20 years it shook me up a treat.

I can't imagine watching it as a kid.
 
TheLostProphet said:
Threads was on BBC this year I think. Aged 20 years it shook me up a treat.

I can't imagine watching it as a kid.

I think I saw it twenty years ago, aaww bless the bairn!
 
The Labyrinth had a negative impact on me as a kid. Still freaks me out a bit.

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wtf?!
 
70s melodramas

My parents took me to some weird movies when I was a little kid -Tess by Polanksi was one, and I remember not comprehending the attraction of the whole "unrelenting tragedy as entertainment" thing and being very confused by what exactly she'd done to deserve it all. It seemed a bit over the top even then. I watched the new tv version recently that somebody mentioned as being pretty good on anther thread, but do me, it's just too tragic to take it seriously (comedy has lots in common with tragedy.)

'Mahogony' starring Diane Ross. Again with the unrelenting tragedy. The scene that is seared into my mind is the slow motion image of what I remember to be a yellow 70s sportscar flying off a overpass. Cut to the next scene where Diana Ross is in a wheelchair covered head to toe in bandages (see, there's the comedy/tragedy thing again) Then there was that fucking themesong: "Do you know where you're going to?Do you like the things that life is showing you? Where are you going to? Do you know...?" No! I didn't know where I was going to! I was supposed to know where I was going to? What was life showing me? That I was going end up head to toe in bandages too because I didn't know? I remember contemplating for days when I was a kid. It also exposed me to the kissing of breasts, which was something that I don't think had occured to me before as being something that you might want to do.

I also saw the 'The Swimmer' starring Burt Lancaster on TV one day when I was clicking through channels. I didn't understand what was going on so I thought it was the story of Tarzan lost in the modern world, Look! He can't find any jungle rivers so he has to swim in swimming pools, and drink martini's with girls in bikinies who remind him how much he misses Jane and his monkey. And then, at the end he finally gets home his family moved away while he was living in the jungle! And so he's just left knock, knock, knocking at the door until the credits roll. This was just so incredibly sad to me that Tarzan had ended up in this situation that it broke my heart!

I'm going to have to check out Plague Dogs, it sounds like a nice, sensible movie in comparison to 70s melodrama!

Now to be the nitpicker that I am: Boo hoo said: "like the Longest Journey involving a cat and some dogs wondering across the country. Very boring!" This is called The Incredible Journey and if you're talking about the 1961 Disney movie it’s a classic! (if your young enugh to be talking about the 1993 movie starring Michael J. Fox then I'll concede to the 'boring' comment)

And to Louloubelle; The Queen turns into a a dragon in Sleeping Beauty. In Snow White she takes the potion and transforms into an old hag. This was scary too, especially when it's a ride in disneyworld where it's a sculpture of the queen and as your buggy goes by 'Whoosh' it turns around and it's the old hag on the other side! Aggh! (Simple and effective, but kind of insulting for old ladies, I would expect) Sleeping Beauty has a great scene where she burns up a whole forest and the prince shoots the flames off with his shield. Very intense in it's own right.
 
Alan Hunt said:
Now to be the nitpicker that I am: Boo hoo said: "like the Longest Journey involving a cat and some dogs wondering across the country. Very boring!" This is called The Incredible Journey and if you're talking about the 1961 Disney movie it’s a classic! (if your young enugh to be talking about the 1993 movie starring Michael J. Fox then I'll concede to the 'boring' comment)

It was the 1961 movie I saw. I am just not into adventure stories about how an animal got from A to B or rescued kids stuck down a well!
 
These fuckers gave me the creeps, especially as they were so mean to the hippy creatures they eventually merge with...
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I'm also minded to recall a few Tales of the Unexpected - none immediately spring to mind but I remember being scared witless by one involving killer Kats...i think.
 
Seventies public information film- the Apaches. Group of kids go playing on a farm and all meet predictably gruesome ends. I remember a scene with one of the kids playing climbing on the edge of a fence on top of an improbably deep looking waste silo.I think there was a grisly scene with a thresher machine as well. Even as a seven year old I remember thinking this was a bit OTT for a safety film. Reckon the director was a frustrated horror movie fan.
 
zed66 said:
Seventies public information film- the Apaches. Group of kids go playing on a farm and all meet predictably gruesome ends. I remember a scene with one of the kids playing climbing on the edge of a fence on top of an improbably deep looking waste silo.I think there was a grisly scene with a thresher machine as well. Even as a seven year old I remember thinking this was a bit OTT for a safety film. Reckon the director was a frustrated horror movie fan.

I remember that one too - doesn't the kid fall into a grain silo as well at one point?
 
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