Those 24 men in Magaluf

[Ax^]

My eldest son is going to Magaluf next week.

if anyone offers him a free holiday remind him he is already on a free holiday

 

[quimcunx]

It may be tricky for their parents to identify them just from their dicks

Good point. We should get all the men of urban to get theirs out on a thread then invite their parents on to ID them. For science.

 

[Badgers]

Good point. We should get all the men of urban to get theirs out on a thread then invite their parents on to ID them. For science.

Good plan

 

[farmerbarleymow]

Good point. We should get all the men of urban to get theirs out on a thread then invite their parents on to ID them. For science.

Thankfully my mam doesn't understand the internet.

 

[quimcunx]

Thankfully my mam doesn't understand the internet.

I can print it off and post it to her.

 

[farmerbarleymow]

I can print it off and post it to her.

She's also blind.

 

[Ax^]

Good point. We should get all the men of urban to get theirs out on a thread then invite their parents on to ID them. For science.

some of us are ginger and more easily identified

 

[quimcunx]

She's also blind.

We'll line you all up and invite her to cop a feel.

 

[farmerbarleymow]

We'll line you all up and invite her to cop a feel.

She has no arms either. Actually, that lie will just make you give an even more perverted suggestion, so I'll stop there.

 

[Ax^]

scratch and sniff pictures

you can assist with the scratching

 

[spanglechick]

further to the bit about the holiday / cocktail iirc the mail article says no promise was in fact made

Oh, I'm quite sure no explicit promise of a holiday trip was made. That's the whole point of the "joke", isn't it?


Sorry to disrupt the tone of the thread, btw.

 

[DotCommunist]

It's like the last days of Rome except with no latin and a load of 10 second blow jobs

 

[DotCommunist]

holiday rep should be thrown into the sea, some way out from the coast- obtaining something by deception- ianal. Nor am I a jury. Just dump this cunt in the deep blue.

 

[killer b]

I didn't read the story, but the headline made me crosser than anything else I've seen in the papers this year. Poor girl. The editors of each of them papers should be strung up by their entrails for this.

 

[Ax^]

well it beats slone girl... and if you look up how that lass handle it

i'll hate to see how its gonna pan out when the lass returns to the real world

 

[Spymaster]

holiday rep should be thrown into the sea, some way out from the coast- obtaining something by deception- ianal. Nor am I a jury. Just dump this cunt in the deep blue.

People seem surprised at this. Similar shit happens every night in a lot of Med resorts and has done for years. I remember seeing people shagging on stage for free drinks in Arenal back in the 80s. The only difference now is that everyone's carrying video cameras and the evidence gets posted on the internet.

 

[DotCommunist]

People seem surprised at this. Similar shit happens every night in a lot of Med resorts and has done for years. I remember seeing people shagging on stage for free drinks in Arenal back in the 80s. The only difference now is that everyone's carrying video cameras and the evidence gets posted on the internet.

this shit would never happen if everyone was on high quality MDMA, like decent people *sniff*

 

[Johnny Vodka]

well it beats slone girl... and if you look up how that lass handle it

i'll hate to see how its gonna pan out when the lass returns to the real world

Yup, I don't think you can really justify the actions of the girl or the blokes, but the whole identifying and shaming thing is despicable - and could easily take its toll on the girl.

 

[killer b]

What's to justify? She can do what the fuck she likes.

 

[farmerbarleymow]

What's to justify? She can do what the fuck she likes.

And by extension deal with the consequences of her actions. Anyone these days knows virtually everyone carries a camera with them so should know if they get trashed/behave badly there is a chance someone will film it and upload it.

 

[DotCommunist]

yeah if people want to do a budget version of caligula thats up to them. The real cunts trick is offering a 'holiday' which turns out to be a cocktail, and then the reliably tawdry brit press salivating over it in prurient mock horror

 

[killer b]

And by extension deal with the consequences of her actions. Anyone these days knows virtually everyone carries a camera with them so should know if they get trashed/behave badly there is a chance someone will film it and upload it.

fuck that.

 

[The Boy]

Good point. We should get all the men of urban to get theirs out on a thread then invite their parents on to ID them. For science.[/QUOTE

Replace parents with partners and you actually have a game from the French version of Don't Forget your Tootbrush.

 

[Monkeygrinder's Organ]

And by extension deal with the consequences of her actions. Anyone these days knows virtually everyone carries a camera with them so should know if they get trashed/behave badly there is a chance someone will film it and upload it.

You can't reasonably expect to end up as a prurient story in a shitty tabloid though.

 

[killer b]

this isn't just dickhead uploading a humilating video, it's the front page of at least two of the tabloids. That is not an acceptable consequence of a bit of pissed up holiday idiocy.

 

[weltweit]

So, we have the prophesy of 1984, the big brother state (or at least the media of it) constantly examining our actions, but via the use of Joe public's smartphones and random internet uploads.

I don't know what the coverage has been in the UK press, but if the girl, or the boys for that matter, have been identified that would be a problem for me.

 

[DotCommunist]

you haven't read 1984 have you

 

[weltweit]

you haven't read 1984 have you

Darned well have !! Big brother watches the population through the telescreens, whereas in this example big media watches the population through their internet uploads. I am not saying it is the same, but it is somehow worse that things kids put up for amusement can get them into trouble so easily.

 

[Spymaster]

this isn't just dickhead uploading a humilating video, it's the front page of at least two of the tabloids. That is not an acceptable consequence of a bit of pissed up holiday idiocy.

Acceptable or not it's forseeable. She's a very silly girl. She doesn't even look particularly pissed in the video.

 

[killer b]

the front page of the sun? is it fuck forseeable.