billy_bob
Air of bewilderment model's own
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Those 24 men in Magaluf
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= Mumsnet on almost any topic. It's basically just a volunteer-led version of the Mail isn't it?
spanglechick
High Empress of Dressing Up
dunno. I'd only previously read the penis beaker thread, and another similar one which I can't remember now.
just as nauseating were all the pronouncements on said thread (of which I think I only read about 25 posts) that the young woman in question "must've been abused as a child".
Because no healthy-minded woman would choose promiscuity, right?
quimcunx
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Not really. Lots of Mail Hate on there. Plenty of left wingers, but lots of right wingers too. Like life.
juice_terry
Here is a man who would not take it anymore.
I can remember those lectures and how they influenced the young, horny meAlmost...
His sister and I are giving him a lecture.
bubblesmcgrath
Well-Known Member
She looks very young ...
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Almost...
His sister and I are giving him a lecture.
An extra packet of condoms in his luggage would probably do more good tbf.
Pingu
Credo
Almost...
His sister and I are giving him a lecture.
which he will, of course, listen to intently and ensure that he takes heed...
is he a good speller?
Buddy Bradley
Pantheistic solipsist
Or a pot of Deep Heat decanted into a tube of KY.An extra packet of condoms in his luggage would probably do more good tbf.
'I'll replace your vaseline with swarfega,' as an old mate once threatened me...
Johnny Vodka
The Abominable Scotsman
Nice way to spread herpes around or whatever. That would be my main concern. I went to a singles night once which turned into 10 men/10 women on stage, snogging the face off a member of the opposite sex, then swapping round. That was bad enough to witness. I reckon whatever anyone had would have been shared round a good bit by the end of the game.
An extra packet of condoms in his luggage would probably do more good tbf.
Done already.
You did say as much in Brum the other weekend, come to think of it. Does he know about them?!
You did say as much in Brum the other weekend, come to think of it. Does he know about them?!
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Pickman's model
sunset spires and twilight woods
further to the bit about the holiday / cocktail iirc the mail article says no promise was in fact made
Oh yes!
Of course the other solution might be to slip in a book of the cheesiest chat-up lines in the world. That way, he might come back with a black eye but at least he won't have the nob-rot.
quimcunx
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I read that her strictly religious parents have forgiven her and her employers said she can keep her job
Who?
The employer? All it said was 'retail employer'Who?
quimcunx
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Who's been forgiven?
The lass
farmerbarleymow
I'm Petee's spirit animal
Oh, I don't know...that could be good fun.
I've got some capsaicin cream and oddly it doesn't burn when you put it on, but does the next day.
I haven't tried it on my dick mind - that might be on experiment too far...
quimcunx
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Oh her! I'd quite forgotten about her. I hope she had a good holiday. I wonder if the parents of those 24 men will forgive them or disown them. I'm sure we'll get an update in the papers.
weltweit
Well-Known Member
I wish I hadn't clicked on that link :-( Why oh why do I follow links !!! ????
It may be tricky for their parents to identify them just from their dicks
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