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This new Chris Evans show

Who has forgiven this cunt?

After 15 mins i have remembered why i hate him so, and why TFI Friday looked tired and unfunny in the last few series.
 
Strangely, he's one of the more entertaining Radio 2 presenters - I prefer him to Wogan and Steve "cheesy twat" Wright.

Why is he so crap on TV?
 
StanSmith said:
So far so bad, and how rubbish is his assistant?

No this is a hot potato!

Oh dear......

Bet he won't be back for the next episode, if there is a next episode.

He may just dissapear and never be talked of again in an Orwellian way, like Jonathan Ross's sidekick Andy on his tv show.
 
D'wards said:
Bet he won't be back for the next episode, if there is a next episode.

He may just dissapear and never be talked of again in an Orwellian way, like Jonathan Ross's sidekick Andy on his tv show.

Well I didnt think he would ever sink lower than when he was Timmy Mallets assistant on Wacaday, how wrong was I?


He isnt too bad on Radio though.
 
I watched it in the vain hope there would be some residual tension between him and Piper... There was hardly any :(
 
Blimin awful - can't believe LWT let it on ... did anyone else see the door open and someone try to give the "assistant" a mic during the spin the wheel thingee ... cringeworthy, the whole thing, especially the Billy stuff.
 
Profhufflepuff said:
Blimin awful - can't believe LWT let it on ... did anyone else see the door open and someone try to give the "assistant" a mic during the spin the wheel thingee ... cringeworthy, the whole thing, especially the Billy stuff.

Have you seen some of the other stuff on ITV? This pile of rancid anal spewings is gold dust in comparison...
 
Cid said:
Have you seen some of the other stuff on ITV? This pile of rancid anal spewings is gold dust in comparison...

yeah, I know there's a load of shite on that channel, but having hyped it and it being Chris Evans' first showing since he went off the rails I expected a bit better. I can't seeing it being on for long, they'll pull it (hopefully)
 
Blimey, it feels like the 90's all over again. I thought lad-ish tv had disappeared. Its not very good, I can stand his radio show though. Its a boring format this show. I remember when he produced the lad-ish, TFI-style ch5 Chris Moyles and Christian OConnel show 3 years ago, and Moyles got sacked after a few episodes due to the poorest ratings ever.
edit- and what a strange channel and time of say to be on, lowering himself to ITv and sunday nights ;)
 
jasoon said:
Blimey, it feels like the 90's all over again. I thought lad-ish tv had disappeared. Its not very good, I can stand his radio show though. Its a boring format this show. I remember when he produced the lad-ish, TFI-style ch5 Chris Moyles and Christian OConnel show 3 years ago, and Moyles got sacked after a few episodes due to the poorest ratings ever.
edit- and what a strange channel and time of say to be on, lowering himself to ITv and sunday nights ;)

What WOULD be good TV is a dual between Evan v Moyles with guns. I'd watch that and enjoy it.

I might write to Jim'll Fix It.....
 
watched this until Rome started, which looked positively Shakespearian in comparison.

Did the useless wanker actually ask Billie any serious question at any stage? Ot just fire off crap one liners all the time?

Unless it improves massively, I dont see it lasting out its supposed run.
 
youd think they would have thought of a new concept?? its just as shite as TFI was but 10 years older, and none the wiser

rubbish
 
StanSmith said:
Well I didnt think he would ever sink lower than when he was Timmy Mallets assistant on Wacaday, how wrong was I?


He isnt too bad on Radio though.


Mike Myers started with Mallet in Wackaday. Timmy Mallet is a fucking Hollywood springboard man.

I think Brad pitt used to piss in the tea.
 
treefrog said:
Apparently the show lost half its viewers by the end....

Yes, started off with 5 million which had dropped to 2.5 million between 11pm and 11:15. Compared to 3.3 million watching Notting Hill between 11pm and 11:15 on Channel 4.

It was truly terrible and reminded me of those early 90's ITV Nighttime shows that used to be on a Friday night at about 1am like The James Whale Show.
 
Biffo said:
What WOULD be good TV is a dual between Evan v Moyles with guns. I'd watch that and enjoy it.

I might write to Jim'll Fix It.....

Guns??? Dear God, man! One of them would be fatally wounded within seconds. Where's the fun in that?

Give them blunt carving knives or something. Make it last. :mad:
 
it's really irritating when you look for some diversion from everyday drudgery by coming to Urban 75 during your working day and the place seems to be over run with irritating "jokers" doing their comedy polls and the like, so you turn on the radio and there's a moyles or his ilk and then by the time you resort to the TV on a Sunday night, what do you find?

the world is being over run by annoying twats who think they are funny - I blame Noel Edmonds, I'm sure he started it :mad:
 
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