This is of no interest to me

Discussion in 'UK politics, current affairs and news' started by spliff, Feb 21, 2018.

  1. krtek a houby

    krtek a houby The end is meh

  2. Beats & Pieces

    Beats & Pieces 24601 / 9430

    Do folks not realise how easy it is to make the stuff? It is cheap and very easy to do.

    :hmm:
     
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  3. cupid_stunt

    cupid_stunt & dyslexic cnut.



    Apparently it's a prank, one of them had previously dressed up as a Domino's worker and was filmed buying bargain pizzas from Asda.
     
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  4. Spymaster

    Spymaster Cockney Wanker

    Buying the chicken from Asda is forgivable.

    Not changing your KFC uniform to do it, isn't. :facepalm:
     
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  5. Why don't they just buy some from Asda? What's so special about KFC's chickens? They don't grow coated in the herbs and spices and they aren't grown without heads, as Frau Bahn was convinced by some plumbers at her old workplace...
     
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  6. UnderAnOpenSky

    UnderAnOpenSky baseline neural therapy

    Pretty messy though. Plus not really how i try to eat at home. Fast food is that dirty "treat" not something for eating regularly.

    That said I could definitely do some fried chicken wings tonight. :Hmm:
     
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  7. Spymaster

    Spymaster Cockney Wanker

    Usually they'd have supply agreements with a few firms that would prevent them from using other suppliers and they probably don't know the provenance of the Asda stuff.
     
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  8. It's from the chicken aisle in Asda inn'it.

    Not too sure if anyone devouring a bucket of KFC gives a flying fuck about the provenance tbf ;)
     
  9. Spymaster

    Spymaster Cockney Wanker

    For sure. But it takes a dump on their statement:
     
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  10. dessiato

    dessiato Maholo e ke akua no kei la

    Aren't KFC & BK owned by the same company?
     
  11. Yossarian

    Yossarian free shrugs

    BK is separate - KFC is the same company as Taco Bell and Pizza Hut.

    There's plenty of combined KFC-Taco Bells out there, and at least one Kentucky Taco Hut:

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    Last edited: Feb 22, 2018
  12. UnderAnOpenSky

    UnderAnOpenSky baseline neural therapy

    So vague as to be almost meaningless.
     
  13. Humirax

    Humirax Well-Known Member

    As a vegan this is pretty funny. What is interesting and kinda disturbing about this though is that people seem to be losing their shit over it. So nevermind what this dreadful capitalist system has done to people, just as long as they get their KFC, truly sad.
     
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  14. souljacker

    souljacker Those tapas loving FUCKS

    It's a pisstake though. No-one is really that bothered. They'll just go to a different chicken shop if they are that addicted.
     
  15. Humirax

    Humirax Well-Known Member

    The meat industry always say that, it's a lie.
     
  16. Humirax

    Humirax Well-Known Member

    I guess but people have been calling the po po over it.

    'Don't call police over KFC crisis'
     
  17. Spymaster

    Spymaster Cockney Wanker

    :D
     
  18. souljacker

    souljacker Those tapas loving FUCKS

    No-one is that stupid that they actually think the appropriate thing to do is call the police. There may be quite a lot of people who think it would be hilarious to call the police though. I also suspect there are quite a few coppers who'd think it was funny to tell everyone that people are calling the police about it.
     
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  19. likesfish

    likesfish officaly hardest and most tooled up urbanite:)

    DHL making an arse out of delivery is one thing fresh chicken and refrigerated lorry’s is more time conscious than parcels so if they fuck it up it goes off and can’t just be sent out the next day.

    If it ain’t broke don’t fix it.
     
  20. likesfish

    likesfish officaly hardest and most tooled up urbanite:)


    Bless you poor summer child :rolleyes:.
    You’d think that but you’d be wrong oh so very very wrong :(
     
  21. souljacker

    souljacker Those tapas loving FUCKS

    Come off it. There's some pretty dense cunts around but if you're so thick you think this is something to ring the police about, then I'd be astonished if you knew what the number is.
     
  22. hot air baboon

    hot air baboon Well-Known Member

    so they're saying chicken nuggets actually have chicken in them...who knew ..?
     
  23. elbows

    elbows WoeTimer

    Sort of, I dont think Burger King pulled out at the last minute....

    KFC was warned about switching UK delivery contractor, union says

    Elsewhere the detail of why DHL had this much of a problem seems to centre on them trying to run the whole KFC distribution operation from a single depot in Rugby. That sounds like a terrible idea, plus it sounds like there have been loads of problems at the Rugby site, some of which may well be 'teething problems', if you count not having enough trained staff in place a teething problem.
     
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  24. I've rung eight times so far, three times to Surrey, twice to Hampshire, twice to the Met and once to CityOfLondon :hmm:
     
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  25. Spymaster

    Spymaster Cockney Wanker

    The BTP told me I had to complain by email.
     
  26. DotCommunist

    DotCommunist my world is fire and blood

    no edgelords have rung samaritans about the chicken shortage yet tho
     
  27. andysays

    andysays Defiantly non-premium member

    Trained staff as rare as hen's teeth, apparently...
     
  28. Spymaster

    Spymaster Cockney Wanker

    That's because the talent pool is poultry.
     
  29. kabbes

    kabbes "A top 400 poster"

    Threads that descend into shit puns are the most boring, shitty thing about this message board. It is tedious beyond belief.
     
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  30. Spymaster

    Spymaster Cockney Wanker

    Perhaps you should go into self eggsile for a bit.
     

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