This is of no interest to me

Discussion in 'UK politics, current affairs and news' started by spliff, Feb 21, 2018.

  1. spliff

    spliff New Member

  2. keybored

    keybored #NeverUseTheInternetAgain

    Serious business.
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  3. ohmyliver

    ohmyliver poppin' like a cork

    It's to acclimatise us to the coming Mogglodyte Hard Brexit.

    I know the Brexit is it going to happen is quite a fighty thread, so I feel that I should point out that was a (poor) joke.
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  4. spliff

    spliff New Member

    so it seems
  5. spliff

    spliff New Member

  6. editor

    editor Forked with electrons

    Stupid fucking morons.
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  7. spliff

    spliff New Member

    Serious business.
  8. Puddy_Tat

    Puddy_Tat meh

    someone on the tweeter thread (just noticed they are a ukipper so bollocks to linking) has replied to plod with

    "I suspect fowl play!"

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  9. gosub

    gosub ~#

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  10. pesh

    pesh Well-Known Member

    as i understand it KFC switched delivery firms to DHL, hoping to save a few quid and causing 250 redundancies in the process, DHL then left all the chicken at a neighbours house but didn't specify which one on the 'sorry we missed you' card and now all their neighbours are just laughing at them and claiming to know nothing about it.
  11. MrSpikey

    MrSpikey Well-Known Member

    The GMB statement managed to include a few...err...zingers:

    "We tried to warn KFC this decision would have consequences – well now the chickens are coming home to roost.

    Bidvest are specialists… DHL are scratching around for any work they can get, and undercut them.

    It’s an absolute cock up. KFC are left with hundreds of restaurants closed while DHL try and run the whole operation out of one distribution centre – where conditions are an utter shambles.

    Three weeks ago KFC knew they had made a terrible mistake, but by then it was too late.

    KFC’s bird-brained decision has caused untold misery to customers, to Bidvest workers and restaurant staff who are not being paid.

    Now they’ve been left with egg on their face."
  12. andysays

    andysays Defiantly non-premium member

    Shouldn't have put all their eggs in one basket...
  13. NoXion

    NoXion Keep an eye out for diamonds

    I thought there were companies that specialised in delivering food to commercial customers? I guess employing companies who have been in the business for decades wasn't cheapskate enough.
  14. spliff

    spliff New Member

    DHL high tech solution
  15. Part 2

    Part 2 bizarre wanking accident

  16. ^^^she’s my new hero, should be used at the go-to for commentary on any situation.
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  17. mrs quoad

    mrs quoad Well-Known Member

    Is there a hierarchy of fast food joints, then?

    I assumed they were much of a muchness, possibly with Pizza Hut on a slightly higher level.
  18. NoXion

    NoXion Keep an eye out for diamonds

    Burger King and KFC are both towards the more fancy end of fast food joints. More usually if I want something fatty, greasy and salty for dinner I'll go to the local chicken shop which is cheaper.
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  19. phillm

    phillm Trolling through Life (TM)

    Feels like the BA computer fiasco a while back - penny wise pound foolish as my dear old dad liked to say.
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  20. cupid_stunt

    cupid_stunt Dyslexic King Cnut ... the Great.

    KFC shops without chicken, you couldn't make it up, it's such a major fuck up, that I just find it funny as fuck.

    * with the exception to those made redundant.

    There are, they used one before changing to DHL, however DHL has plenty of experience in logistics, so it beggars belief they have cocked-up so badly.
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  21. spliff

    spliff New Member

    I think that Pizza Express ranks higher than Pizza Hut.
    BurgerKing ranks higher than McDonalds
    And in both cases the former is better than the latter
    That's how it works innit,
  22. J Ed

    J Ed Follow Back Pro Expropriation

    Do remainers ever think about anything else?
  23. spliff

    spliff New Member

    Yeah we think about chickens sad fucks that we are.
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  24. mrs quoad

    mrs quoad Well-Known Member

    Pizza express is a jazz venue, not a fast food joint.

    You can’t call a £12 main fast food!
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  25. spliff

    spliff New Member

    Pizza Express is not a jazz joint it has jazz in it's Soho branch and more eclectic stuff at the Camdem venue but it's got 90 outlets in London
    I don't think I changed the thread from chicken to burger or pizza
  26. DotCommunist

    DotCommunist slowtime

    they have experience in making money out of logistics by sweating and casualising the workforce and running everything as cheap as poss. Thats why the customer 'experience' of DHL is oft a poor one. As the man from the union said, Bidvest are specialists. Fuck, brake brothers are specialists. Might as well have hired parcelforce here for all the good its done
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  27. 19force8

    19force8 For the avoidance of faith

    Two questions.

    1) What is she saying in the first half of the video?

    2) How the f**k do I stop it looping? :hmm:
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  28. One question: Why would you want to stop it looping?
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  29. Pizza Hut-Chippie-KFC-BK-McD's-Kebabby-KebabVan-Bin-Morleys.

    KFC is about the only one I eat these days, mrs quoad'll be delighted to learn a second one has recently opened in Guildford. But this penny-pinching that has resulted in so many redundancies is making me feel as sick about them as what I do when I shove a McD in my face, so maybe time to knock them on the head too.
  30. maomao

    maomao 四月她爹

    DHL have plenty of experience of being shit. They have a terrible rep in the industry.
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