This day is *still* really dragging
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Maybe you should start a 'this cold is really dragging' thread?
What is the point of having a cold if you can't moan on and on about it for ages? In fact what is the point of life if you can't moan on and on about it for ages?
dolly's gal
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fuck me i'm bored 
fuck me i'm bored
I've just been looking up obscure german footballer's websites in an effort to stop me trying to find out how many cups of tea a human man can drink before dying. Office is closed for staff training, computer system is down but I'm not getting trained up till this afternoon. I had to drag myself out of bed for this shite. Not good.
dolly's gal
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i've stolen a bottle of spanish white from the store cupboard. other than that my day has been pretty uneventful
i've stolen a bottle of spanish white from the store cupboard. other than that my day has been pretty uneventful
Do you have a company account with a courier? If so could you send it over, I will PM my address.
Cheers
i've stolen a bottle of spanish white from the store cupboard. other than that my day has been pretty uneventful
I wrote a poem about Mario out of Big Brother. That was a low.
dolly's gal
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@ Badgers - of course. there's also some red stuff and some pink champagne. let me know how many bottles
Sadken - care to share with the group?
Sadken - care to share with the group?
@ Badgers - of course. there's also some red stuff and some pink champagne. let me know how many bottles
Sadken - care to share with the group?
I already did on the big brother thread. It's a bit shit but "they" say that it's illegal to try and flick elastic bands in the junior's face these days.
dolly's gal
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right i'm off to sainsburys and then i'm going to do my expenses. these fuckers owe me hundreds (minus a bottle of wine, of course) 
Food tally so far today:
one falafal baguette (calories unknown )
one vegan carrot & stuff sandwich (less than 300 calories! )
one tuna pasta thing (600ish calories )
one pastry (calories unknown - prob a lot tho )
one medium-size bananna (87 calories)
several black coffees (no sugar)
So I've got space left for a twiglet
one falafal baguette (calories unknown
)one vegan carrot & stuff sandwich (less than 300 calories!
)one tuna pasta thing (600ish calories
)one pastry (calories unknown - prob a lot tho
)one medium-size bananna (87 calories)
several black coffees (no sugar)
So I've got space left for a twiglet
Yetman
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Dude, thats crap. You cant start a thread like this then say something like that
Dont you have an xbox or some porn or something? anything?!
dolly's gal
killing things
goddamn this office is like a morgue - i think someone might have added rohypnol to the milk again
dolly's gal
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what the fuck did people used to do?? i mean, before the internet 
what the fuck did people used to do?? i mean, before the internet
Read
Play the harmonica - boss wasn't too keen on that though
Smoke 40 fags -AT MY DESK
Drink 12 cups of black coffee
Go the shop for multiple bags of toffees
what the fuck did people used to do?? i mean, before the internet
Filing
baldrick
hmmmmm
see, the only thing i could get away with in my office is repeated cups of coffee. if i read a book i swear my boss would make me reorganise the stationery cupboard or somethingRead
Play the harmonica - boss wasn't too keen on that though
Smoke 40 fags -AT MY DESK
Drink 12 cups of black coffee
Go the shop for multiple bags of toffees
dolly's gal
killing things
cripes. maybe they talked more. did they talk?
dolly's gal
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good idea. i'm going to put a few of my colleagues on ignore right now. the suckers!!!!!! 
see, the only thing i could get away with in my office is repeated cups of coffee. if i read a book i swear my boss would make me reorganise the stationery cupboard or something
Oh, this was my OLD boss - I worked for him when I was 18, and got away with murder
He was a right aggressive cunt, but turned a blind eye to me reading if it was quiet. He wasn't keen on the harmonica, but mainly cos I couldn't be discreet about it, like I could with my book
Yetman
Cheesecar Fucksquad #1
My mrs mum and gran are at my house probably trashing it with their Tesco chickens that they mishandle all over the kitchen covering the whole place in a thin film of fowl slime. Then just throwing all the plates in the washing up bowl without scraping them and then just dunking stuff instead of washing it thus covering all our plates and shit in the same thin film of chicken grease. I'm going to get home and the whole place is gonna stink like colonel's sanders' wifes family bucket
So I'm quite liking it here at the moment....
So I'm quite liking it here at the moment....
dolly's gal
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right, literally fuck this shit, am off to the pub. can't bare the silence any longer!!!!
chegrimandi
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that's me girl.
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