Thingz that scare you

[longdog]

Spiders, hate the little cunts dead or alive, the only thing worse than spiders is scorpions

 

[i-am-your-idea]

tickling. i am geniunely afraid of being tickled.

 

[snoogles]

I don't mind spiders at all.

But slugs...oh dear God...

 

[rhys gethin]

Masses of maggots on rotten meat.

 

[moose]

slugz. And snailz.

 

[Sweaty Betty]

cotton woool.....

skin crawling as i type

 

[Yuwipi Woman]

I'm the resident bug picker-upper where I work. I used to have a job where occasionally, I'd have someone try to hit me or set me on fire -- no problem. I am, however, afraid of small children.

 

[MsShirlLaverne]

Years ago I had a hot date with one of them Yorkshire farmer types. We went back to his place after the pub and there was a huge rat in the kitchen. It ran under the cooker and I had to bang a shovel on the floor whilst he took aim with the shotgun.
I was more scared of him and his gun once the rat shot out from the cooker, than I was of poor little ratty. I ran off down a corridor, ratty ran after me and bastard farmer blastered the pair of us. Luckily, he was pissed and missed us and ratty ran into the barn. I finished with him after that.

 

[Yuwipi Woman]

Years ago I had a hot date with one of them Yorkshire farmer types. We went back to his place after the pub and there was a huge rat in the kitchen. It ran under the cooker and I had to bang a shovel on the floor whilst he took aim with the shotgun.
I was more scared of him and his gun once the rat shot out from the cooker, than I was of poor little ratty. I ran off down a corridor, ratty ran after me and bastard farmer blastered the pair of us. Luckily, he was pissed and missed us and ratty ran into the barn. I finished with him after that.

I think we're sharing men between us.

I had one ask me out on a hot date to go shoot automatic weapons ... at the dump with rats for targets.

That man was a smooth talker, let me tell ya.

 

[Pieface]

Vegetables with holes in. Often found in old carrots, but renkon (the japanese vegetable) really gives me the fear.

I feel a bit sick just looking at this picture

that's foul - there are some giant pine cones next to our fire place at home that I can't look at because they have holes all over them. Muuuh! Grim.

 

[Pieface]

Although if it was sliced it wouldn't bother me....

 

[DUMBO.66]

don't mind spiders, in fact i have a large dead tarantula preserved in my room, its HUGE!! but if i see a spider in a room i have to keep an eye on it, for fear of it crawling into a shoe or something..

 

[billy_bob]

Not scared exactly, but what really really makes my skin crawl is big moths. Furry bastards, flying straight at you when you try and shoo them away and leaving that dust everywhere they go. Eurgh.

 

[pembrokestephen]

Had a rat in me kitchen once, hiding in the airing cupboard. I spotted some of it's crap and was reaching round the cistern at full stretch to clean it up when it bolted out, straight past my face and into the bathroom. Jumped out of my skin and yelped like a girl. Then killed it, which is horrible for a veggie to do.

No, it's OK for veggies to kill rats, so long as you don't eat them afterwards.

I have to admit that I was moving one of the heaps around last year, turned it over and a fucking great rat jumped out, scurried over my boots and scarpered. I thought I'd handled it OK, but Ms Pembrokestephen had heard some kind of girlie eructation, damn it all. I claimed it was shock at nearly spearing it with a fork, and I think I got away with it. Though, had I had a spade in me hand at the time, I reckon I could have done it in OK.

As it is, the same rat turned up in our kitchen a month or two later. Dead. Brought there by a cat not much more than twice its size.

No moar ratz.

 

[lynne8]

daddy longlegs

Viney plants that wrap around your legs.

 

[beeboo]

Although if it was sliced it wouldn't bother me....

innit...it is holes that something could be lurking in...

thin slices is ok - mysterious lurky holes not OK.


brrr

*shudders*

 

[BadlyDrawnGirl]

Sliced cucumber gives me the creeps...

YEEEEAAARERRRRERRRGGGHHH!!!!!

*cries and wets pants*

 

[EastEnder]

Sliced cucumber gives me the creeps...

YEEEEAAARERRRRERRRGGGHHH!!!!!

*cries and wets pants*

I feel your pain.

Cucumber, sliced or otherwise, is a vile abomination, sent by Beelzebub to horrify & torment.....

 

[Cid]

Insects are and rarely scare me now other than completely rational fears of pissed up wasps etc. I do have a bit of a thing for daddy long legs and moths though - I actually quite like moths when observed outside my bedroom, but they are a right fucking pain in the arse when they're in it and making that sort of bumping fluttery noise. Same thing goes for DLL, they always turn up when you think you've finished them off as well.

Spiders, on the other hand, are fucking cool - we have a long term spider resident in our bathroom, lives on the window and cleans up the fruit fly infestation we seem to have obtained.

Go spidey!