Things you haven't heard this season.

[aylee]

Villa fan: "I really wish they'd sack Martin O'Neill. David O'Leary .... now there was a man who brought exciting football to this club."

 

[aylee]

Good luck with that, Ashley.

Good luck indeed. His claim is doomed to failure .... it's well-established that the right of the women to freedom of expression (provided that they're telling the truth) outweighs his right of privacy.

Any QC would be dying to get their teeth into him, and it would make for a good public spectacle.

 

[TrippyLondoner]

"Newcastle have a chance of winning a trophy"

"Derby are amazing"

 

[SpookyFrank]

Avram Grant: "I am pretty, oh so pretty, I am pretty and witty and gay!"

 

[mattie]

'It's all my fault'

Frank 'Lampard' Lumpalard

 

[internetstalker]

And Arsenal lift the ****** trophy

 

[rennie]

And Arsenal lift the ****** trophy

harsh.

 

[Relahni]

"Steve McLaren looking cool and composed with his umbrella, he's got to be a leading candidate for Sports Personality of the Year".

 

[internetstalker]

liverpools fan , after gerrard goes down in the box
"that was a dive, not a penalty"

 

[upsidedownwalrus]

"Steve McLaren looking cool and composed with his umbrella, he's got to be a leading candidate for Sports Personality of the Year".