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Things that were acceptable in old films

Drinking and driving.

Anyone played drink with Humphrey? Put on a Bogart film, and when he pours a whisk(e)y, you pour one. You'll be pissed in no time.
 
Members of the working class conveniently standing by the side of the road in order to give directions/point hero in direction of thief.
 
I was watching "Doctor At Large" at the weekend. It was hilarious. At one point, a doctor took a woman that he'd never seen before, put her over his knee and gave her a spanking. And not in a sexy way either but because she deserved it.
In the Quiet Man, John Wayne beats Maureen O'Hara all the way to the next town with a stick, and people come to cheer, and on occasion join in.
 
Is it in soldier blue where a cowboy takes a switch to some womans backside and then is told to leave off for 'enjoying it to much' ?

Not sure, cos I think John Wayne delivered the 'enjoying it to much' line and he weren't in soldier blue
 
Members of the working class conveniently standing by the side of the road in order to give directions/point hero in direction of thief.
These days it would be vaguely gangsta-ish black guy who would recognise the (white) hero as being the kind of white guy who Digs the Black Experience and then help him out.
 
There were lots of other great things in Doctor At Large. The doctor had gone to join a surgery in the nameless north. All the doctors were Ra Ra southerners, concerned with not letting Johnny Northerner poach their salmon from their vast estates. Meanwhile every single northerner looked like the Two Ronnies chewing on straw, were grubby and not to be trusted. Plus the doctors drove cars whilst the northerners had ponies and traps.
 
- answering the phone with some variation of "helliew, Mayfair 623487?"
- eulogising war, the military-industrial complex, petroleum derivatives ("plastics, I tell you, plastics! they're the future!")
- punctuating almost any activity with a drink from a hipflask
- outrageously bad back-projections and a stationary car + actor being 'an action sequence'
- referring to younger women as "[adjective] little things" ('she's a sweet little thing if you have the patience' etc)
- beating children with hard wood-based implements
- kindly but firmly ordering the working class characters about (it's the only language they undestand, after all)
- moaning about the servants
- patronising the proletariat
- grotesquely racially stereotyping everyone south of Rome and east of Moscow
- raping a woman and finding it leads to her being eternally grateful and eager to start a longterm 'romantic' relationship
-referring to a woman as 'it'
- custard pies in a non-pr)0n context

but also, on a much less negative note:
- the proper use of hats.

of course it's just too easy to find old-school films abounding with outdated prejudices and poor personal health habits ... but some things which we've supposedly 'moved on' from just weren't depicted in their real-life horror even in films of the time. The two which spring to my mind most readily are homophobic abuse (? so incredibly commonplace it wasn't worth mentioning? or was the fear that even mentioning homophobic terms/acts might turn people gay?) and litter/trashing the environment. In series 1 of MAD MEN we were all meant to notice and titter (from our 00's viewpoint) about how blase the Drapers were about going on a picnic and just leaving all their plastic litter in the park ... ha, ha, we'd never do that now ... but I can't recall seeing people gaily littering even in original 30s/40s/50s films. Mind you of course, you never saw them making an effort to pick anything up either.
 
These days it would be vaguely gangsta-ish black guy who would recognise the (white) hero as being the kind of white guy who Digs the Black Experience and then help him out.

And then there would be a closeup of black guy's face as white guy skids off to do hero things, and black guy whispers softly: "Go get 'em, brother."
 
Muslims that are good guys (e.g. Rambo III)

Oooh yes! the "noble mujahedin" of afghanistan, those manly and loyal manly men in their cool felt hats, fightin' communism for the sheer love of Gaaad. RIGHT out of fashion.

-perhaps also: Saudi princes and sheikhs as sex symbols?
-and: grinning, happy, fat, probably not white, domestic staff?
- and: telling children to go away and watch television (without this being considered a mark of an abusive-parent character)
 
My daughter has been watching the 70s children show 'Kagaku Ninjatai Gatchaman' ( Science Ninja team Gatchaman). This young teenage girl gets a hard slap around the chops from ken, the shows hero a couple of times.

1. For crying about the death of her father
2. For suggesting that killing (even for revenge) is wrong

She also gets a punch to the gut (and knocked unconscious) at her fathers funeral for being upset that the hero didn't save her father (in Kens defense she did vaguely wave her arms at him and cry)
 
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