He comes across as a player of probably above average intelligence (for a footballer, that is) in his media appearances, but I respectfully agree that by his appearance, Martin Keown is of great interest to anthropologists seeking the origin of homo sapiens.
I feel a bit bad for judging these footballers by appearances, and i for one am certainly no fucking oil painting (whatever that means) but sod 'em, they earn enough to take
it on their fucked up chins and there are too many good chances of a classic ugly shot during the 90 mins due to the emotion/exertion of the game.
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