Thick as pig shit footballers thread

[gunneradt]

Doh!

wrong one there bimbo bonce

he speaks about 5 languages for starters

 

[Homeless Mal]

 

[Gingerman]

He reads the Guardian you know;-)

 

[Homeless Mal]

 

[bigbry]

The missing link between primates and humans ?

 

[john paul]

not really stupid looking

 

[miniGMgoit]

Der yuk yuk yuk

 

[miniGMgoit]

WIN

 

[Balbi]

Typical footballer cunt, swanning around with a cheep bird on his arm.

 

[bigbry]

Not sure about Robbie Fowler being here, that being said it about people who look thick. I understood Fowler was one of the wealthiest footballers because he invested loads of his cash in very cheap houses in the North West which all went up in value. He's probably fucked now though.

I heard that this was all down to his agent who told him he'd meed a source of income when he quit the game. His agent advised him to become a landlord in the Lancashire area on the basis there'll always be people wanting to rent houses.

 

[Paulie Tandoori]

Surprised our Jason hasn't been posted yet. A football player who, when eating a pizza, was asked whether he wanted it cut into 4 or 8 pieces - he replied "only 4 please, i'm not that hungry".....

 

[Artie Fufkin]

Surprised our Jason hasn't been posted yet.

except by me in post 55 with exactly the same story. do keep up

 

[Relahni]

except by me in post 55 with exactly the same story. do keep up

yeah, you thick cunt.

 

[Homeless Mal]

E2A: too quick Mattie. gtried to find the thickest picture I could as this guys supposedly thick as a plank.

 

[mattie]

photoshopped, surely

 

[mattie]

I'm quoting this again because it still makes me laugh.

 

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[Homeless Mal]

 

[Homeless Mal]

 

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[Homeless Mal]

 

[Stroppyoldgit]

I was thinking about an opposite thread to this one while listening to Graham Le Saux on 'A Good Read' on R4 yesterday. Thoroughly decent, intelligent chap, I thought.

Unlike this plank:

Yeah, but not in the same league as his dad. Such a horrible -as well as thick- bastard was he that young Ryan Wilson changed his name to his mother's shortly before his first appearance for Man.U. He just didn't want to be known as Danny Wilson's son!

At least Ryan has got on and played his football, made the most of his talent and been a joy to watch. Fair play to him. Danny, on the other hand, who was one of the most talented RL players of his generation (signed from Welsh RU), pissed it all up against the wall and pissed off players, fans, coaches and everyone else in the process.

 

[Paulie Tandoori]

except by me in post 55 with exactly the same story. do keep up

doh! :d

 

[Biffo]

 

[SK.]

Ladies & Gentlemen I present Luke Chadwick

Surely he is with a shout of the title with this mugshot

 

[SK.]

Oh and of course the "Only someone a mother could love (Just)"

Frank Ribery

 

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[Refused as fuck]

 

[Homeless Mal]

Beattie you plank!