Thick as pig shit footballers thread

[Refused as fuck]

I've played with and against Kasper Schmeicel as a schoolboy and although I wouldn't call him thick as pigshit, he wasn't very bright. Stephen Ireland was pretty clever.

 

[corporate whore]

 

[mattie]

 

[mattie]

Thick footballers. He worked for Defence Research, so wrong on both counts. Fuck it anyway.

 

[Homeless Mal]

 

[Fedayn]

A manc cunt maybe but not thick.

Now this man is legendarily thick up here.....
I give you Ian 'Rocket Scientist' Ferguson.

 

[Monkeygrinder's Organ]

Can we have managers:

 

[mattie]

Can we have managers:

I cannot, just cannot believe he faked a Dutch accent.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZnoP4sUV90&feature=related

Legend.

Sorry, Bell-end.

 

[Homeless Mal]

 

[embree]

 

[mattie]

Pick that one out

I'm ashamed to admit I've just spent the last two minutes laughing at that one and my stomach now hurts.

 

[mattie]

 

[Refused as fuck]

 

[Sweet FA]

 

[upsidedownwalrus]

My wife's a big David James fan. She reckons he looks a bit like this very funny Ghanaian-American friend we had in China, and there is a similarity (albeit that James is much lighter-skinned).

She was really disappointed to see Carson in the 2nd half against Germany. She said "He looks like a really stupid village person"...

 

[Homeless Mal]

 

[Refused as fuck]

 

[Homeless Mal]

 

[albionism]

 

[Relahni]

 

[Refused as fuck]

 

[albionism]

 

[Rollem]

 

[aylee]

I read somewhere that when he was at Leeds, Woodgate's nickname was "Village".

As in "Village Idiot".

 

[Artie Fufkin]

I read somewhere that when he was at Leeds, Woodgate's nickname was "Village".

As in "Village Idiot".

there were similar rumoured nicknames for Jason McAteer at Liverpool, including 'Trigger'.

heard a story that when asked how he'd like his pizza cut - 4 or 8 bits - he replied '4 as I'm not that hungry'! possibly bollocks but

anyway, here's the pic..

 

[Teaboy]

Not sure about Robbie Fowler being here, that being said it about people who look thick. I understood Fowler was one of the wealthiest footballers because he invested loads of his cash in very cheap houses in the North West which all went up in value. He's probably fucked now though.

 

[albionism]

 

[Mr Retro]

Pissing myself at this thread

 

[fogbat]

I'm amazed it's not descended into a massive bunfight about judging by appearance, and education vs intelligence.

But I don't read this forum often.

 

[kained&able]

we have very different rules in this forum.

dave