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You can buy dried ox penis in Lidl, but they're for dogs...they call them ox pizzles though which is an archaic euphemism....our dog loves them.....
 
Mrs Magpie said:
You can buy dried ox penis in Lidl, but they're for dogs...they call them ox pizzles though which is an archaic euphemism....our dog loves them.....

Blimey. Not sure I fancy seeing the dog rolling round the floor with an ox's cock in his gob
 
Spion said:
Blimey. Not sure I fancy seeing the dog rolling round the floor with an ox's cock in his gob
Eww...nooo. that really is just WRONG :D Although you wouldn't catch my cats doing that, they're definite lesbians..must be the atmosphere in the house or sommat :D
 
"We are in a cosy restaurant in a dark street in Beijing but my appetite seems to have gone for a stroll outside."

One of those genuine lol moments there. :D
 
emwilk said:
that put me off my tracker bar :(


Yes!

Thank Fuck!

Thank you!


*ahem*


For the last week I have had this horrible, terrible "EarWorm" stuck fast in my brain.

It was a jingle/TV ad music with a bloke singing "A-wocka-Chocka-Chumbaaa" and then whistling tunelessly in a extemely irritating fashion.

I had been unable to remember what the ad was for and thus continued to be afflicted with The Worm.


Now I have remembered thanks to you - it was a old advert for Tracker Bars - early 90's I think.

And Lo! - emwilk did banish The Grokes EarWorm.

I owe you my sanity.


:cool:
 
emwilk said:
that put me off my tracker bar :(

Could have been worse. Could have been a pepperami...

As a truly useless historical aside, I did read somewhere about the case of an eighteenth-century sailor who prosecuted his captain for beating him senseless with 'an elephant's dry'd pizzle.' :eek:
 
The Groke said:
Yes!

Thank Fuck!

Thank you!


*ahem*


For the last week I have had this horrible, terrible "EarWorm" stuck fast in my brain.

It was a jingle/TV ad music with a bloke singing "A-wocka-Chocka-Chumbaaa" and then whistling tunelessly in a extemely irritating fashion.

I had been unable to remember what the ad was for and thus continued to be afflicted with The Worm.


Now I have remembered thanks to you - it was a old advert for Tracker Bars[b/] - early 90's I think.

And Lo! - emwilk did banish The Grokes EarWorm.

I owe you my sanity.


:cool:


Well glad to be of service.

It's still half eaten on my desk though :( :D
 
The Groke said:
Send it this way if you don't want it then.

Can't be done i'm afraid. Trackers are too good to share..... it's the roasted nut one too.

Eeeeuuuwwwww roasted nut. that's just reminded me of why i was put off it in the first place :( :D
 
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