Theresa May's time is up

Discussion in 'UK politics, current affairs and news' started by Pickman's model, Jun 9, 2017.

  1. Sprocket.

    Sprocket. Regret, transience and disillusioned fortitude..

    Or just so bloody minded that she cannot contemplate walking away. Do you think she may have blocked calls to her mobile from Graham Brady while on the China jolly?
     
  2. Horus Snacks

    Horus Snacks Banned Banned

    Yes that's what I mean: she's there facilitating his investments and getting lots of big pounds from the likes of carillion.

    As for having no kids? I bet the sex is incredible!
     
  3. Sprocket.

    Sprocket. Regret, transience and disillusioned fortitude..

    Bet it's not a patch on running through wheat fields.
     
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  4. Horus Snacks

    Horus Snacks Banned Banned

    That's just the foreplay.
     
  5. Bahnhof Strasse

    Bahnhof Strasse Free the Sepsis Six!

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  6. krink

    krink I'll do it this afternoon

    *Something about being ploughed*

    I'm tired
     
  7. steveo87

    steveo87 Procrastinating for....a while

    Not this time of the year, it'll just be the shoots, it'll be like walking on broken glass.

    Maybe if she had said that then she wouldn't have looked like such a dick....
     
  8. Sprocket.

    Sprocket. Regret, transience and disillusioned fortitude..

    I think she is proving her liking for masochism with her current predicament.
     
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  9. gosub

    gosub ~#

    Better to go with Shooting a man in Reno just to watch him die.... Far more relatable
     
  10. SpookyFrank

    SpookyFrank Ridin' a Stutz Bearcat, Jim

    Don't we pay out shitloads of upkeep money to former PMs? In theory to stop them having to whore themselves out on the corporate circuit like Blair has done anyway.
     
  11. Pickman's model

    Pickman's model Every man and every woman is a star

    i am constantly surprised that people almost fall over themselves to give money to a raddled auld whore like blair
     
  12. SpookyFrank

    SpookyFrank Ridin' a Stutz Bearcat, Jim

    Look at the people doing the giving. Blair did very well indeed for rich fuckers. If they're willing to pay to keep their little monkey dancing then dance the monkey shall.
     
  13. Kaka Tim

    Kaka Tim Crush the Saboteurs!

    Brexiteers all on manoeuvres - feeding stories about a Toxic Triumvirate of Johnson (prime minister), Gove (deputy) and Mogg (chancellor) replacing may unless she rules out staying in the customs union. This provokes a counter blast from Amber Rudd.

    How long till the "please fuck off" letters to the 1922 committee reachs 48 (triggering a confidence vote by Tory mps) ? It cant be long - every day features this or that tory disparing of her leadership and/or telling her what she must do. Every sunday there is another round of spats via the sunday poltical TV shows. Voices in her defence within the party of the media are noticeably thin on the ground.

    When it happens I think the brexiters will make their move - and then the fun will be deep and prolonged - a bloody and toxic all out brexit based civil war that could permanently split the tory party.
     
  14. gosub

    gosub ~#

    Pension, Close protection officer and Driver.
     
  15. agricola

    agricola a genuine importer of owls

    Today's achievement is that they've broke the clock in the Elizabeth Tower.
     
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  16. DotCommunist

    DotCommunist specter haunting

    something else to add to the refurb bill
     
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  17. Sue

    Sue Well-Known Member

    Johnson, Gove and Rees-Mogg -- a dream team right enough. :facepalm:
     
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  18. Pickman's model

    Pickman's model Every man and every woman is a star

    the sort of dream from which you wake up in a cold sweat
     
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  19. Wilf

    Wilf Meeting few of his KPIs

    Snap, Crankle and Plop.
     
  20. bemused

    bemused Well-Known Member

    In a shocking turn of events, it appears that soulless drone Stephen Kinnock's twitter account has been hacked by someone with a little wit.

     
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  21. Raheem

    Raheem Well-Known Member

    A reporter on Sky News has just said that Jacob Grease-Mogg has expressed outrage at the latest leak from the Brexit negotiations. Does anyone have any intel on this obscure politician?
     
  22. Kaka Tim

    Kaka Tim Crush the Saboteurs!

    from here - but most of article is behind paywall

    Remainers launch hunt for new leader to stop Boris Johnson and Jacob Rees‑Mogg


    I dont think it will be long.
     
  23. pseudonarcissus

    pseudonarcissus fluttering and dancing

    Labour too, just the spotlights not really on them at the moment. All the “fun” is going to devastate the economy...like the Thatcher years all over again.

    I’m leaving; packing up and going back to Brazil. At least the beer’s cheaper and you can sit in the sun while bemoaning the state of things
     
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  24. Orang Utan

    Orang Utan Sub-Sub-Librarian

    Brazil is even more divided than our society though
     
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  25. bemused

    bemused Well-Known Member

  26. Favelado

    Favelado Half to the Tower, please.

    Despite Brazil's problems (as Tom Jobim said 'it's not for beginners'), it's an absolutely extraordinary place. I can see why you'd feel like that.
     
  27. Kaka Tim

    Kaka Tim Crush the Saboteurs!

    My guess is that for a significant chunk of voters outside of the tory core vote - brexit is more important than anything else and that they see the tories as the brexit party.
    For labour to win them over they would have to convince them that they were the more brexity of the two - which would a suicidal position to take.
    The usual expectations of how parties "should" be polling are bunk - its all up in the air - the last two elections should have taught us that.
    Everything is paralysed by brexit. If (when) may goes and they get a brexity leader the tories may split - and then things might change.
     
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  28. Kaka Tim

    Kaka Tim Crush the Saboteurs!

    Labour's brexit divisions are as nothing compared to the tories - its not a life and death issue for labour as it clearly is for the tories. And id much rather have a weak and paralysed tory government tearing lumps off each other than one that is united enough to get on with their mission of fucking us all up the arse.
     
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  29. bemused

    bemused Well-Known Member

    Whilst I agree polls showing election success aren't reliable, polls showing voter intent as barometer of how the parties are perceived haen't moved since the election. The Tory part is mess and I'm surprised that no polls have shown Labour developing a lead.
     
  30. Kaka Tim

    Kaka Tim Crush the Saboteurs!

    like i said - it shows how much some people care about brexit. Its not that labour are polling badly - its that the tory polling is surprisingly high.
     

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