There is a giant crane fly in my house!!!!

[fizzerbird]

That's a pretty thing.

Not seen any round here, but have plenty of cellar spiders lurking behind the false panels in the bathroom, and they come out to eat the silverfish I think. I'll talk to them if one is out on its perambulations while I'm sat on the loo.

Plenty of wasps lurking outside in the shrubbery round the birdfeeders. And no, I haven't been stung despite refilling the bird feeders repeatedly fizzerbird

My mate brought her wasp zapper around last night and was zapping them out of my garden...and into wasp HELL!

 

[farmerbarleymow]

My mate brought her wasp zapper around last night and was zapping them out of my garden...and into wasp HELL!

And the ghost wasps will haunt you FOREVER

PS - it's also a well-known fact that ghosts can't be killed, so you'll be stuck with them - mercilessly taunting you.