them slip-on vans shoes

[milesy]

I saw Milesy on the bus this morning wearing those shoes. I regret to say that I didn't say hello.

Frankly it was a little embarrassing. He was sat next to a small man wearing a gold-buttoned blazer, a salmon pink shirt and some deck shoes. Milesy was also casting envious eyes at the emo kids behind him, who wouldn't let him, even with his new shoes, join their whingeing selves on the back seat. I think I saw an outstretched palm raised and the word 'grandad' uttered.

He's trapped in a hellish halfway house now that Milesy. I felt for him.

you liar.

emo kids don't sit at the back of the bus in the mornings, they'd get beaten up!!

 

[Pieface]

I don't need to go shopping - I have milesy instead to watch on the internet with my eyes.

I took stuff back today because of this

 

[milesy]

what did you take back, PieEye?

 

[Pieface]

I'm embarrassed.

 

[milesy]

aw come on, share with the class.

 

[Pieface]

Well I got it in my head that one of those 70's sort of skinny fit black leather(ette ) jackets would be a cool coat to have and it was well cheap from Primark too. I got it home and tried to wear it but I looked like a berk

 

[tarannau]

what did you take back, PieEye?

PieFace had bought a novelty hairpiece for you to wear, but Tanky made her take it back.

I think she felt that it might give you ideas above your station. She didn't want you to change.

Besides, who'd want drippy hair like this

 

[milesy]

tim burgess in 1990? or all of the members of ride?

 

[Pieface]

google image - hold on

 

[Pieface]

I think it was an attempt at the Tim Burgess one but with more zips and a higher collar and sort of ribbed stretchy stuff at the bottom. It was shinier. Oh god

I just want a nice coat

 

[Pieface]

I've just realised you were talking about the hair and I'm talking to myself and weirder - when I went to look for a pic of Tim Burgess I found one of him wearing a jacket a bit like the one I took back.

I'm confused and I'm going home