The X Factor

[wishface]

This show has crossed the line into loathsome for me.

Watching Cowell sitting in his big chair outside his big mansion as several groups of insipid teenagers shake and tremble for his approval.

Ugh. That man needs to lose all his fucking cash and live on the streets for a year. Fucking cunt of cunting cuntist. I despise this show and not even Fearne Cotton's pwetty lickle face (ignoring her doglike voice) can soothe the ire it breeds in my festering blackened core.

 

[wishface]

It's bad, isn't it? Normally it's the only reality TV I can handle, but this year it's pushing it.

The sob stories have become pretty funny though:

"I should win because my parents died, twice, painfully, in front of me. They abused me as a child, so it's bittersweet. My husband got run over. My kids have been taken into care because of the evil smack addiction that's taken over. i can't sing, and I'm not remotely likeable, but I don't stop crying, so vote for me!"

The young Black kid was the only one with any talent and he got booted for fucking Rhydian either because Danni's racist, or because they knew Rhydian was such a cunt that it would boost viewing figures. That I get, but why didn't they get rid of the gappy toothed Scot who has no friends, instead of someone with a chance at making it?

Fucking useless.

Man if i was hoping Dannii fucking minogue could give me a kickstart into the pop industry...


I'd fucking shoot meself.

 

[Hellsbells]

Alot of the 'sob' stories this year are pathetic though. Eg - I'm a single mum or....i live in a council flat. Erm - big bloody deal

 

[ChrisFilter]

Hahaha, watching this at work... Louis Walsh just went up in my estimations..

"What can 'Same Difference' do to change your mind?"
"Go home."

Brilliant

Eurgh, Daniel, fuck off home you slimy cunt

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Hahaha, watching this at work... Louis Walsh just went up in my estimations..

"What can 'Same Difference' do to change your mind?"
"Go home."

Brilliant

Eurgh, Daniel, fuck off home you slimy cunt

This is so bad. Agree with Louis Walsh on that couple but that choice of song for Daniel was a bit of a cock-up

 

[ChrisFilter]

As long as Daniel gets booted off I don't mind. Hate him.

 

[ChrisFilter]

Rhydian.. I can't help but like him, but he's not got a career in pop, he leaves me confused

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Rhydian.. I can't help but like him, but he's not got a career in pop, he leaves me confused

I've no idea who you're talking about as I've switched over

 

[ChrisFilter]

How can you not know who Rhydian is?!

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

How can you not know who Rhydian is?!

I was on holiday so missed 3 weeks and missed the one on my arrival back so I missed 4 weeks

 

[ChrisFilter]

Oh well; I'd much rather be on holiday than be up to the minute on X Factor.

Rhydian is a dead eyed circus freak, but he's likeable. Never going to have a pop career though.

 

[Disaster]

he's likeable.

He's horrid. What is there to like?

 

[ChrisFilter]

The fact that he's been cast as as a freak, but actually seems to be an alright bloke... if a little odd.

 

[ChrisFilter]

Come on Alisha... possible finalist if they just get her right.

 

[ChrisFilter]

I can't believe I've been sucked in again. How am I not gay?

 

[moomoo]

Daniel is going home I reckon.

 

[Hellsbells]

Come on Alisha... possible finalist if they just get her right.

I can't stand her. She comes across as loving herself way too much, and her voice is just dull.

 

[ChrisFilter]

YAY Get out you slimy fuck

I'm embarrassed by how much I hate him, but his use of his parents' death and his claims of sainthood 'cos he's a single parent really fucked me off. Shallow as fuck.

 

[ChrisFilter]

I can't stand her. She comes across as loving herself way too much, and her voice is just dull.

I don't see the arrogant thing, seems quite humble to me. She's not got a diva's voice, but it's interesting.. just some fucking awful song choices so far.

 

[Hellsbells]

I don't see the arrogant thing, seems quite humble to me. She's not got a diva's voice, but it's interesting.. just some fucking awful song choices so far.

think it was just the way she came across after having sung her song the first time round, doing silly curtesys and tottering around the stage on her heels, posing and pouting.

I agree about the song choices though.

 

[oddworld]

Its a bloody sham

They should have stopped after Leona , its never going to happen is it.

 

[milesy]

niki to win!!

anyone who sings celine dion songs should win

 

[oddworld]

niki to win!!

anyone who sings celine dion songs should win

Yes I agree , let her win now and then I can get on with my life.

Her boobs looked fab in that dress as well.

 

[milesy]

i can't say that i'd noticed, to be honest. i was reading some heavy intellectual books at that point.

 

[oddworld]

i can't say that i'd noticed, to be honest. i was reading some heavy intellectual books at that point.

Books on the female anatomy?

 

[SpookyFrank]

Rhydian:

John Tracy:

Neither of them are real people, one is an unconvincing plastic puppet; the other operates thunderbird 5

 

[PacificOcean]

I only caught the round up as I was out taking the dog for it's walk, but is it me or, are the acts particularly rubbish this year?

 

[May Kasahara]

It's not you - they all suck a big limp willy

 

[Mrs Miggins]

I can't stand her. She comes across as loving herself way too much, and her voice is just dull.

I agree with you there. She comes across to me like she thinks she's the bees knees and doesn't need to learn anything or improve in anyway when in actual fact, she has nothing going on with her voice at all. But she has been given shite songs. Perhaps it's all on purpose thought to manipulate the vote (shock horror - could such a thing happen?!?!?)

That poor little teenager is so utterly out of her depth as well. They are all rubbish except for Nikki and Beverley and Rhydian? Oh my fucking sweet lord what a wanker he is!!! Even Celiene couldn't hide her horror at the sight of Rhydian

 

[Gromit]

So far the only one that appears to be able to sing is ‘dead dad woman’.
That’s her only distinguishing feature, that her dad is dead. Well the only one they bother to discuss.

Not enough to build an entire career on is it really? Three years from now she can’t be saying please buy my second album cause my dad is dead. When you ignore the fact her dad is dead what is left? She is an alright singer but not outstanding, doesn’t write her own material, looks alright but nothing to write home about. Where is the infamous X-factor?