* Mens' game last longer than womens' game: I saw Martina Navratilova on Jonathan Ross, and she said that the women had offered to play the same number of sets (five) as the men, instead of the current number of sets the women play (three), which is currently one of the arguments against prize money parity. But apparently, the Lawn Association refused to accept that the women should play the same number of sets. It's not the women being too wimpy and not wanting to play long games the same as the men, it's the Wimbledon authorities who are refusing to allow them to do so.
The logic goes:
15-love to the Lawn Association: You don't deserve the same prize money as men, because their game is longer!
15-all, women even up the game: Okay, we'll play five sets, give us equal pay.
30-15 to the Lawn Association: No, we don't want you to do that.
30-all the women even it up again: But honestly, if that's your argument against equal prize money, we're willing and able to play longer games, just let us do it.
Foul by the Lawn Association: *the match stalls as the Lawn Association hits the net with it's serve, can't get it's game (i.e. a logical argument) off the ground, as women keep reiterating, 'But we're willing to pay five sets, just give us equal prize money', and then play is abandoned due to rain (i.e. Lawn Association can't develop a counter argument to the women so goes 'La la la, can't hear you, women don't deserve equal prize money because they play shorter matches', but the rain is a useful distraction and we can just put this debate to one side and pretend it's not happening).