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the ultimate john hughes poll!

what's the best john hughes film?


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DaveCinzano

WATCH OUT, GEORGE, HE'S GOT A SCREWDRIVER!
1: sixteen candles it's shermer, illinois teenager molly ringwald's birthday but her family have all forgotten; with anthony michael hall and john cusack in early geek roles, and joan cusack too, plus sub-plot about a korean exchange student. good, unambitiously-made fun from writer-director hughes, the first in his loose triptych on love.

2: the breakfast club "a brain, and an athlete, and a basket case, a princess, and a criminal" are brought together one saturday morning for detention in shermer high school; each has their own story, but before they find common ground they must break down each other's defences. judd nelson is excellent as the wrong-side-of-the-tracks john bender, molly and anthony michael return, and there's ally sheedy and emilio estevez too. introduced the phrase 'hot beef injection' to britain, hall does his delta blues impression for the first time, and simple minds almost becomes bearable. i'm teary-eyed writing this. again, written and directed by hughes.

3: weird science school geeks anthony michael hall and ilan mitchell-smith turn a doll into über girlfriend kelly le brock. bill paxton is the jock big brother, robert downey jnr our heroes' arch nemesis. hall revives the delta blues thing. written and directed by hughes.

4: ferris bueller's day off things get lively, as matthew broderick's king of the truants talks to camera, wangles a day out in chicago with carol vorderman-alike girlfriend mia sara and best mate hypochondriac alan 'spin city' ruck, and avoids the enemy - shermer high's principal, jeffrey jones. 'dirty dancing's jennifer gray is excellent as ferris's angry older sister. there's yello on the soundtracks, the "put it in reverse" gag, "anyone? anyone? anyone?", the disreputable garage guys, wayne newton's 'danke schoen', great cross-cutting, and the introduction of cinematographer tak fujimoto onto the team. another written/directed effort.

5: pretty in pink po' honest harry dean stanton's daughter molly ringwald starts going to a posh high school, and gets picked on for her humble origins.annie potts and jon cryer are her best friends, whilst andrew mccarthy is rich kid she fixates on. hughes's most sophisticated script thus far, with a nice love matrix going on (it's the second in the love trilogy); directed by howard deutch, and beautifully photographed in pinks and purples by fujimoto. psychedelic furs on the soundtrack.

6: planes, trains and automobiles hughes back in w/d mode, and his first with the mighty john candy, here a jovial travelling salesman who seems to dog frustrated ad exec steve martin as he makes his way home for thanksgiving. gret performances from the leads, good sight gags, snappy dialogue, and kevin bacon is in the mix in there too.

7: some kind of wonderful the final part in the loosely defined threesome on the theme of love, with a similar plot as that in 'pip', only this time the combatants are lea thompson, eric stoltz, mary stuart masterson, and craig sheffer. hughes has the script credit, deutch returns to direct.

8: the great outdoors john candy gets the lead, as a man of modest means on holiday with his family in the country, and finding his relationships disintegrate before he claws it all back. dan aykroyd is the swanky, successful brother, and there's the whole bear subplot. deutch directs from hughes's script.

9: national lampoon's christmas vacation not great. chevy chase and beverley d'angelo are the everyman parents trying to do a traditional christmas. 'hilarious consequences' ensue. journeyman jeremiah s chechnik directs from a hughes script.

10: uncle buck candy returns as a feckless, unmarried uncle brought in to look after his brother's kids at short notice. great lark, with a young macaulay culkin as the son, gaby hoffmann as the youngest daughter, and jean louisa kelly as the feisty eldest who foils buck's relentlessly happy-go-lucky aimlessness, amy madigan is buck's put-upon girlfriend chanice. yello on the soundtrack, the meeting with the elementary school principal ("i don't think i want to know a six-year-old who isn't a dreamer, or a sillyheart!"), and bug the badboy boyfriend. a great return to writer-directing for hughes.

11: home alone macaulay culkin is accidentally left behind by his parents when they go on holiday, and foils burglars. chris columbus directs a hughes script.

12: curly sue conman james belushi teams up with li'l orphan annie type street kid alisan porter, and win the heart of some woman or other. dreadful. written and directed by hughes, but he shouldn't have bothered. really.

so, i've done the work.

now you vote!
 
bristle-krs said:
1: sixteen candles it's shermer, illinois teenager molly ringwald's birthday but her family have all forgotten; with anthony michael hall and john cusack in early geek roles, and joan cusack too, plus sub-plot about a japanese exchange student. good, unambitiously-made fun from writer-director hughes, the first in his loose triptych on love.

2: the breakfast club "a brain, and an athlete, and a basket case, a princess, and a criminal" are brought together one saturday morning for detention in shermer high school; each has their own story, but before they find common ground they must break down each other's defences. judd nelson is excellent as the wrong-side-of-the-tracks john bender, molly and anthony michael return, and there's ally sheedy and emilio estevez too. introduced the phrase 'hot beef injection' to britain, hall does his delta blues impression for the first time, and simple minds almost becomes bearable. i'm teary-eyed writing this. again, written and directed by hughes.

3: weird science school geeks anthony michael hall and ilan mitchell-smith turn a doll into über girlfriend kelly le brock. bill paxton is the jock big brother, robert downey jnr our heroes' arch nemesis. hall revives the delta blues thing. written and directed by hughes.

4: ferris bueller's day off things get lively, as matthew broderick's king of the truants talks to camera, wangles a day out in chicago with carol vorderman-alike girlfriend mia sara and best mate hypochondriac alan 'spin city' ruck, and avoids the enemy - shermer high's principal, jeffrey jones. 'dirty dancing's jennifer gray is excellent as ferris's angry older sister. there's yello on the soundtracks, the "put it in reverse" gag, "anyone? anyone? anyone?", the disreputable garage guys, wayne newton's 'danke schoen', great cross-cutting, and the introduction of cinematographer tak fujimoto onto the team. another written/directed effort.

5: pretty in pink po' honest harry dean stanton's daughter molly ringwald starts going to a posh high school, and gets picked on for her humble origins.annie potts and jon cryer are her best friends, whilst andrew mccarthy is rich kid she fixates on. hughes's most sophisticated script thus far, with a nice love matrix going on (it's the second in the love trilogy); directed by howard deutch, and beautifully photographed in pinks and purples by fujimoto. psychedelic furs on the soundtrack.

6: planes, trains and automobiles hughes back in w/d mode, and his first with the mighty john candy, here a jovial travelling salesman who seems to dog frustrated ad exec steve martin as he makes his way home for thanksgiving. gret performances from the leads, good sight gags, snappy dialogue, and kevin bacon is in the mix in there too.

7: some kind of wonderful the final part in the loosely defined threesome on the theme of love, with a similar plot as that in 'pip', only this time the combatants are lea thompson, eric stoltz, mary stuart masterson, and craig sheffer. hughes has the script credit, deutch returns to direct.

8: the great outdoors john candy gets the lead, as a man of modest means on holiday with his family in the country, and finding his relationships disintegrate before he claws it all back. dan aykroyd is the swanky, successful brother, and there's the whole bear subplot. deutch directs from hughes's script.

9: national lampoon's christmas vacation not great. chevy chase and beverley d'angelo are the everyman parents trying to do a traditional christmas. 'hilarious consequences' ensue. journeyman jeremiah s chechnik directs from a hughes script.

10: uncle buck candy returns as a feckless, unmarried uncle brought in to look after his brother's kids at short notice. great lark, with a young macaulay culkin as the son, gaby hoffmann as the youngest daughter, and jean louisa kelly as the feisty eldest who foils buck's relentlessly happy-go-lucky aimlessness, amy madigan is buck's put-upon girlfriend chanice. yello on the soundtrack, the meeting with the elementary school principal ("i don't think i want to know a six-year-old who isn't a dreamer, or a sillyheart!"), and bug the badboy boyfriend. a great return to writer-directing for hughes.

11: home alone macaulay culkin is accidentally left behind by his parents when they go on holiday, and foils burglars. chris columbus directs a hughes script.

12: curly sue conman james belushi teams up with li'l orphan annie type street kid alisan porter, and win the heart of some woman or other. dreadful. written and directed by hughes, but he shouldn't have bothered. really.

so, i've done the work.

now you vote!


In Sixteen Candles, Dong is a Korean exchange student.

My vote goes to Ferris Bueller, but some of the others are good also - Sixteen Candles, Weird Science, etc. BTW, why wasn't Adventures in Babysitting included. It has all the classic Hughes suburban chicago neuroses included.
 
bristle-krs said:
oops :eek:

i shall amend - it's awhile since i saw it.


But how can anyone forget a drunken Dong lying on the front lawn, talking to the parents, saying 'Yankee my wankee!'?

Another classic line: Big Sis, whacked on valium before her wedding: 'I feel so....funky!'
 
Johnny Canuck2 said:
But how can anyone forget a drunken Dong lying on the front lawn, talking to the parents, saying 'Yankee my wankee!'?

i don't have a vcr, so it's all from dusty memories...

(oh, and a quick fumble through halliwell's...:D )
 
the breakfast club

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a brain,

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and an athlete,

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a basket-case,

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a princess,

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and a criminal...
 
i missed wierd science!!!!

"its snowing in my room wyatt!"


"feelin kinda qweezy?...hows about a nice....greeezy pork sandwich,SERVED in a dirty ashtray"
 
choice lines

weird science:

garry: mom, i never toss off to anything!
mom: [crying] you told me you were combing your hair!
garry: but i was, i was!

:eek:

and lest we forget this choice use of anglo-saxon in a hollywod flick:

chet: lady, i wanna get to the bottom of this. asafp.
lisa: oh, so do i.
chet: but first i'd like to... butter your muffin.
lisa: why do you have to be such a wanker?
chet: because i get off on it!
 
loud 1 said:
i missed wierd science!!!!

"its snowing in my room wyatt!"


"feelin kinda qweezy?...hows about a nice....greeezy pork sandwich,SERVED in a dirty ashtray"


"Who squeezed the cheese; who floated an air biscuit?"


"I guess she just likes malaccas, dude!"
 
uncle buck:

bug: ever hear of a tune-up? ha ha.
buck: hee hee hee. ever hear of a ritual killing?
bug: i don't get it.
buck: you gnaw on tia's face in public like that again and you'll be one. hee hee hee hee!

:cool:

miles: where do you live?
buck: in the city.
miles: you have a house?
buck: apartment.
miles: own or rent?
buck: rent.
miles: what do you do for a living?
buck: ots of things.
miles: where's your office?
buck: i don't have one.
miles: how come?
buck: i don't need one.
miles: where's your wife?
buck: don't have one.
miles: how come?
buck: it's a long story.
miles: you have kids?
buck: no i don't.
miles: how come?
buck: it's an even longer story.
miles: are you my dad's brother?
buck: what's your record for consecutive questions asked?
miles: 38.
buck: i'm your dad's brother alright.
miles: you have much more hair in your nose than my dad.
buck: how nice of you to notice.
miles: i'm a kid - that's my job.

great stuff...

and my favourite:

buck: i don't think i want to know a six-year-old who isn't a dreamer, or a sillyheart. and i sure don't want to know one who takes their student career seriously. i don't have a college degree. i don't even have a job. but i know a good kid when i see one. because they're all good kids, until dried-out, brain-dead skags like you drag them down and convince them they're no good. you so much as scowl at my niece, or any other kid in this school, and ihear about it, and i'm coming looking for you! take this quarter, go downtown, and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face! good day to you, madam.

lol :D :D :D
 
ferris bueller's day off

principal rooney: what's the score?
pizza man: nothing-nothing.
principal rooney: who's winning?
pizza man: :rolleyes: the bears... ;)

...

teacher: in 1930, the republican-controlled house of representatives, in an effort to alleviate the effects of the... anyone? anyone?... the great depression, passed the... anyone? anyone? the tariff bill? the hawley-smoot tariff act? which, anyone? raised or lowered?... raised tariffs, in an effort to collect more revenue for the federal government. did it work? anyone? anyone know the effects? it did not work, and the united states sank deeper into the great depression. today we have a similar debate over this. anyone know what this is? class? anyone? anyone? anyone seen this before? the laffer curve. anyone know what this says? it says that at this point on the revenue curve, you will get exactly the same amount of revenue as at this point. this is very controversial. does anyone know what vice president bush called this in 1980? anyone? something-dee-oh-oh economics. 'voodoo' economics.

(best teacher on screen since brian glover in 'kes' :D )

...
grace the school secretary on ferris: oh, he's very popular, ed. the sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, waistoids, dweebies, dickheads - they all adore him. they think he's a righteous dude. :cool:

...

maitre d': you're abe froman?!
ferris: that's right. I'm abe froman.
maitre d': the sausage king of chicago?
ferris: yeah, that's me.

...

cameron pretending to be sloane's dad whilst on the phone to rooney: pardon my french, but you're an asshole! asshole!

...

jeannie on the phone to the cops to report a prowler: there is an intruder - male, caucasian, possibly armed, certainly weird - in my kitchen... my-my-my name is bueller... [pause] look, it's real nice that you hope my brother is feeling better, but i'm in danger, okay? i am very cute, very alone and very protective of my body. i don't want it violated or killed, all right? i need help! speaka da english? dickhead! :mad:
 
pretty in pink:

iona: i know i'm old enough to be his mother, but when the duck laid that kiss on me last night, i swear my thighs just went up in flames! he must practice on melons or something.

...

duckie: you know what an older woman does for me?
iona: changes your diapers?
duckie: touché.

:)
 
some kind of wonderful:

keith: i'm sorry. i'm sorry i was so hard on you.
watts: me too.
keith: you always hurt the ones you love.
watts: so when are you going to beat the shit out of amanda jones?

...

watts: ray, this is 1987. did you know a girl can be whatever she wants to be?
ray: i know. my mom's a plumber.
watts: that explains a lot about you, ray...

:D
 
sixteen candles:

mike baker (son), replies where his soon-to-be-married sister is:
she's got her period. Should be an interesting honeymoon. jim baker (dad): where are you learning this stuff?
mike: school.
jim: good, get my money's worth.

...

grandma helen: oh sam, let me take a look at you. fred, she's gotten her boobies!
grandpa fred: i better get my magnifying glass, heheh!
grandma helen: oh, and they are so perky!
[reaches to cup them] :eek:
samantha: i can't believe my grandmother actually felt me up.

...

the geek: can i borrow your underpants for 10 minutes?

[cut]

samantha: i can't believe I gave my panties to a geek...

...

the geek: relax, would you? we have seventy dollars and a pair of girl's underpants. we're safe as kittens.

all quality schmutter :)
 
planes, trains & automobiles

del: was that seat hot or what? i feel like a whopper. turn me over, i'm done and ready! i'm afraid to look at my ass. there'll be grill marks!

...

del: you play with your balls a lot.
neal: oh really?
del: yeah, you do more ballhandling in one minute than larry bird does in an hour.
neal: you know what i'd really like?
del: a couple of more hands and an extra set of balls?

...

car rental agent: i really don't care for the way you're speaking to me.
neal: and i really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of fucking nowhere with fucking keys to a fucking car that isn't fucking there. and i really didn't care to fucking walk down a fucking highway and across a fucking runway to get back here to have you smile at my fucking face. i want a fucking car right fucking now!
car rental agent: may i see your rental agreement.
neal: i threw it away.
car rental agent: oh boy.
neal: oh boy what?
car rental agent: you're fucked! :D

...

[waking up after sharing the same bed on the motel]
neal: del... why did you kiss my ear?
del: why are you holding my hand?
neal: where are your other hand?
del: between two pillows...
neal: those aren't pillows! :eek:

...

neal, on one slightly: you know everything is not an anecdote. you have to discriminate. you choose things that are funny or mildly amusing or interesting. you're a miracle! Your stories have none of that. they're not even amusing accidentally! 'honey, I'd like you to meet del griffith, he's got some amusing anecodotes for you. oh and here's a gun so you can blow your brains out. you'll thank me for it.' i could tolerate any insurance seminar. for days i could sit there and listen to them go on and on with a big smile on my face. they'd say, 'how can you stand it?' i'd say, 'cause i've been with del griffith. i can take anything.' you know what they'd say? they'd say, 'i know what you mean. the shower curtain ring guy. woah.' it's like going on a date with a 'chatty cathy' doll. i expect you have a little string on your chest, you know, that i pull out and have to snap back. except i wouldn't pull it out and snap it back - you would. agh! agh! agh! agh! and by the way, you know, when you're telling these little stories? here's a good idea - have a point. it makes it so much more interesting for the listener!

:D
 
That is such a tough call - it's either got to be Sixteen Candles or Breakfast Club, but I'm torn, particularly as I haven't seen either for quite a while. Pretty In Pink is too much of a cheesefest, Some Kind of Wonderful was rubbish, and Weird Science was really just one joke.
 
I love this thread :D

Ferris gets it from me too but the Breakfast Club comes a close second.

Who tried that trick Judd Nelson does when he spits a ball of gob into the air and catches it in his mouth again? I did. It's really hard to get it to coagulate. It landed all over my face :( every time :mad:
 
PieEye said:
I love this thread :D

Seconded! Ferris, then Breakfast Club, then Pretty in Pink just for that momentous scene where Ringwald takes two prefectly decent dresses and makes a hideous one out of them.
:D

Feel like going down HMV and buying a load on DVD today.
 
ernestolynch said:
that momentous scene where Ringwald takes two prefectly decent dresses and makes a hideous one out of them.

she seems to make a habit of that sort of thing in hughes movies: who could fail to gag at her attempts to 'beautify' ally sheedy in 'the breakfast club'?

she was fine to start with, you fool!

:rolleyes: :D
 
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