The Ultimate: "Best One-Liners from the Movies" thread

[upsidedownwalrus]

I see.

"If you make yourself more than just a man, if you devote yourself to an ideal, you'll become something else entirely"

 

[brixtonvilla]

I see.

"If you make yourself more than just a man, if you devote yourself to an ideal, you'll become something else entirely"

A legend, Mr Wayne.

Batman Begins.

No-one got my "That's my favourite axe" one then?

 

[ebonics]

Pretty In Pink

"Comin' to the stage now is a woman who been in the game since Kunta Kente was big ballin' and shot callin'! They say tricks are for kids, and she got four of them motherfuckers! Let's give it up for Trix!"

 

[Buddy Bradley]

"William, move your head. Look at the size of that boy's head. I'm not kidding. It's like an orange on a tooth pick."

 

[Andy the Don]

"William, move your head. Look at the size of that boy's head. I'm not kidding. It's like an orange on a tooth pick."

So I married an axe murderer

 

[Bernie Gunther]

"Well, unfortunately, Mr. Hennessey, I have no idea how to fake killing 4,000 people - so we're just gonna have to do it for real. Blame it on the Muslims, naturally. Then I get my funding."

 

[isvicthere?]

"He's a big lad, but he's out of condition".

 

[May Kasahara]

"Well, unfortunately, Mr. Hennessey, I have no idea how to fake killing 4,000 people - so we're just gonna have to do it for real. Blame it on the Muslims, naturally. Then I get my funding."

Heh, I see you also enjoy the brainless action movie The Long Kiss Goodnight. That film has some choice exchanges:

GD: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
SLJ: I hope not, cos I'm thinking how much my balls hurt.

 

[Balbi]

"He's a big lad, but he's out of condition".

Bastardisation of.

"You're a big man, but you're in bad shape. With me it's a full time job. Now behave yourself"

 

[isvicthere?]

Bastardisation of.

"You're a big man, but you're in bad shape. With me it's a full time job. Now behave yourself"

knew I hadn't got it quite right.