The Ultimate: "Best One-Liners from the Movies" thread

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Jackass ^

 

[upsidedownwalrus]

Nope.

 

[MooChild]

"Yo, she-bitch ... let's go."

Evil Dead 3

I guess its that mouth that got you that nose.

 

[Phenol]

No?

From the same film:

"Come on! Come fucking on! What's the matter with ya man? JESUS CHRIST! You've been waiting 25 years for this fucker. This is the moment o' truth! You gotta be like a prize fighter, go in there and take the title. Just don't let yourself down man, what's the matter with ya? It's there on a fucking plate. It's a whole banquet waiting for ya down there. She's a baby chicken. And you're a fox, circling her, waiting to go in for the kill. I can smell it. I can smell it so much. I'm gonna have to go down there and get me somethinck!"

A Room for Romeo Brass

 

[Andy the Don]

"I've been swimming in raw sewage. I love it."

Is it the one from the TV series..??

Naked Gun..??

 

[Sweet FA]

Nope, Structaural was right

Are you sure..?

"It takes a big man to admit when he's wrong. I am NOT a big man"

 

[Flashman]

A Room for Romeo Brass

Huzzah!

 

[Orang Utan]

Are you sure..?

"It takes a big man to admit when he's wrong. I am NOT a big man"

Oops, yes - the shepherd one is from Fletch but the bend over one is indeed from Fletch Lives but I got the quote wrong:
Ben Dover: Take your pants off.
Fletch: I don't even know your name.
Ben Dover: Bend over.
Fletch: Ben? Nice to meet you, Victor Hugo.

 

[Phenol]

Huzzah!

Watched it for the first time a few days ago. Fantastic film! Considine is outstanding.
Right up my street!!

 

[upsidedownwalrus]

Is it the one from the TV series..??

Naked Gun..??

Yay! Well Naked Gun 2 1/2 to be precise

 

[Flashman]

Watched it for the first time a few days ago. Fantastic film! Considine is outstanding.
Right up my street!!

Brilliant intit.

I think Paddy is a genius.

 

[upsidedownwalrus]

Christ, did you... did you see the streets, just the streets? There were thousands of them! Then how you do it down there, how do you choose just one... one woman, one house, one landscape to look at, one way to die...?

 

[Elvis Parsley]

God will forgive them. He'll forgive them and allow them into Heaven. I can't live with that.

an easy one

 

[Structaural]

an easy one

Dogma?

 

[Elvis Parsley]

Dogma?

nope

 

[elevendayempire]

an easy one

Dead Man's Shoes.

SG

 

[Elvis Parsley]

Christ, did you... did you see the streets, just the streets? There were thousands of them! Then how you do it down there, how do you choose just one... one woman, one house, one landscape to look at, one way to die...?

The Legend of 1900
or
The Legend of the Pianist and the Sea (or something)

 

[Andy the Don]

an easy one

Its that British film by the same chap who did This is England..

Something to do when you are dead..??

Apart from that not a clue..

 

[Elvis Parsley]

Dead Man's Shoes.

SG

on the nose

 

[8den]

"Well fuck me gently with a chainsaw"

Note. That is a quote, not an invitation.

 

[rekil]

"Well fuck me gently with a chainsaw"

Note. That is a quote, not an invitation.

Heathers.

"Rock'n'roll is NOT over, baby! Rock'n' roll never dies!"

 

[Moggy]

Heathers.

"Rock'n'roll is NOT over, baby! Rock'n' roll never dies!"

WILD ZERO!

Here's an easyish one:

"Kick me in the bollocks if that's what you feel like doing because I do the same to you when I feel like it so good night and fuck off to you"

 

[Elvis Parsley]

Here's an easyish one:

"Kick me in the bollocks if that's what you feel like doing because I do the same to you when I feel like it so good night and fuck off to you"

it's Trevor innit - Made in Britain

so far i've only answered 2 and they've both been Tim Roth films. so, in the spirit of coincidence, my next quote...

There are no coincidences, Delia... only the illusion of coincidence

followed shortly by

A: Are you going to kill me now?
B: I killed you 10 minutes ago...While you slept.

 

[Dhimmi]

"I'll put CZT in their margarine if necessary; shove vitamins in their toilet rolls."

 

[Elvis Parsley]

"I'll put CZT in their margarine if necessary; shove vitamins in their toilet rolls."

can't remember the name of the film but it's either Richard E Grant or Michael Keaton saying it

 

[May Kasahara]

I believe that one is How To Get Ahead In Advertising

"They're still scraping him off my stucco."

 

[Dhimmi]

Yep it is indeed Richard E Grant in How to get Ahead in Advertising...

 

[f for fake]

doctor evil, when i said you were mad, now i can clearly see your nuts *turns to camera* i thank you

 

[Moggy]

There are no coincidences, Delia... only the illusion of coincidence

A: Are you going to kill me now?
B: I killed you 10 minutes ago...While you slept.

They both be from V for Vendetta

Will think of some others in a bit when i'm not meant to be working

 

[upsidedownwalrus]

doctor evil, when i said you were mad, now i can clearly see your nuts *turns to camera* i thank you

Austin Powers, surely?