The Ultimate: "Best One-Liners from the Movies" thread

[Flashman]

Oh okay er... Betty Blue.

 

[_pH_]

Non.

 

[_pH_]

From the same film:

'Jusqu'ici tout va bien.........jusqu'ici tout va bien...........jusqu'ici tout va bien......'

 

[_pH_]

And the answer is......

The best film. EVER.

(The first quote (C'est moi, a qui tu vois? etc.) is when Vinz is looking in the mirror pretending to be Robert de Niro)

 

[N_igma]

"Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish"

 

[May Kasahara]

I'm guessing that's probably The Big Lebowski.

"My dad's a plumber, he's into plumbing, and he, well, I guess you plumb, right dad?"

 

[Megaton]

"Bitches leave!"

 

[llantwit]

I'm guessing that's probably The Big Lebowski.

"My dad's a plumber, he's into plumbing, and he, well, I guess you plumb, right dad?"

 

[llantwit]

Easy, but still a good line:

Scary movies don't create psychos. They just make psychos more creative.

 

[llantwit]

"Bitches leave!"

Robocop?

 

[llantwit]

Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you'd have a diamond

Any takers?

 

[souljacker]

Any takers?

Ferris Bueller!

 

[django]

Bad guy: You bastard.
Bad ass: Yes, Sir. In my case an accident of birth. But you, Sir, you're a self-made man.

 

[Andy the Don]

"Bitches leave!"

Robocop..

 

[Shippou-Sensei]

"Bitches leave!"

 

[Flashman]

"Sorry lads I can't destroy you today I'm on important business".

No?

From the same film:

"Come on! Come fucking on! What's the matter with ya man? JESUS CHRIST! You've been waiting 25 years for this fucker. This is the moment o' truth! You gotta be like a prize fighter, go in there and take the title. Just don't let yourself down man, what's the matter with ya? It's there on a fucking plate. It's a whole banquet waiting for ya down there. She's a baby chicken. And you're a fox, circling her, waiting to go in for the kill. I can smell it. I can smell it so much. I'm gonna have to go down there and get me somethinck!"

 

[The Groke]

Monty You Terrible Cunt!

 

[Structaural]

Monty You Terrible Cunt!

Withnail and I?

 

[Chz]

"Yo, she-bitch ... let's go."

 

[Structaural]

'You reach down and you flip the tortoise over on its back, Leon. '

 

[Andy the Don]

'You reach down and you flip the tortoise over on its back, Leon. '

Blade Runner..

What film...

"Oh, yeah. Bloody hell. I'm sweating in here. Roasting. Boiling. Baking. Sweltering. It's like a sauna. Furnace. You can fry an egg on my stomach. Ohh, who wouldn't lap this up? It's ridiculous. Tremendous. Fantastic. Fan-dabby-dozy-tastic."

 

[Orang Utan]

"I'm a shepherd"

"Bend over!"
"Nice to meet you Ben"

Both from the same film

 

[Orang Utan]

Blade Runner..

What film...

"Oh, yeah. Bloody hell. I'm sweating in here. Roasting. Boiling. Baking. Sweltering. It's like a sauna. Furnace. You can fry an egg on my stomach. Ohh, who wouldn't lap this up? It's ridiculous. Tremendous. Fantastic. Fan-dabby-dozy-tastic."

Sexy Beast

 

[Structaural]

Fletch?

'Austria! Well, then. G'day mate! Let's put another shrimp on the barbie!'

 

[Sweet FA]

"I'm a shepherd"
"Bend over!"
"Nice to meet you Ben"
Both from the same film

Fletch Lives I think...

 

[Sweet FA]

'Austria! Well, then. G'day mate! Let's put another shrimp on the barbie!'

Dumb & Dumber

"She'll be back"

 

[Flashman]

"She'll be back"

Terminator 3?

 

[Sweet FA]

Terminator 3?

Yup.

 

[Orang Utan]

Fletch Lives I think...

Nope, Structaural was right

 

[upsidedownwalrus]

"I've been swimming in raw sewage. I love it."