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The train that never stopped at Loughborough Junction

It was supposed to. It was timetabled to. It was announced that it would be stopping at that station. But, last night, the 2310 from Farringdon didn't stop at Loughborough Junction. Which was damned inconvenient for these of us who were trying to get off there.

The full account for your amusement.
 
Oh dear that sounds horrible. Some compensation for the presumed taxi fair is needed there. Doubtless you will be making complaints of the most assertive and persistent kind.

I know about trains that only stop to let off passengers. There is a Virgin train that does this as it gets to Hocustown on its way to London. This train is announced and advertised as such though. Some naughty people sometimes ignore the announcement and dive on anyway. I have never seen it slide through without stopping though.

Hocus
 
The title of this thread would make a good title for fiction... if it weren't true. Perhaps from a different perspective than The man who watched the trains go by...
 
hehe, you're bus story brought to mind the legendary 133 bus chase down brixton road...

8am, at bus stop with arm outstretched, expecting the 133 to Liverpool St to stop as usual when - bah, it didn't! it sailed on past without even that taunting slowing down/pulling in thing that leads you to believe it might.

the 133 to Elephant & Castle was close behind, it tore up, flung open the doors before it had even stopped, the driver waved frantically for me to embark and we sped off before the doors had even snapped shut. driver was not interested in bus passes or tickets, i tumbled down the aisle to be met by a number of irate passengers all of whom had apparently been spurned by the Liv. St bus.

The E&C bus continued scooping up passengers along the length of Brixton Rd, it's cargo of noisy and indignant commuters craning our necks towards the front in order to observe the Mansell-like tactics of our heroic driver.

The race reached it's climax near Kennington Park, where we overtook the Liv. St bus, cutting it off at the pass and blocking it's exit. What can only be described as a mob invaded that vehicle and it's driver received a thorough ear-bashing. The E&C bus pulled out slowly to let us through, our saviour grinning and waving as he received a hearty round of applause from those he rescued. :)
 
miss minnie said:
hehe, you're bus story brought to mind the legendary 133 bus chase down brixton road...

8am, at bus stop with arm outstretched, expecting the 133 to Liverpool St to stop as usual when - bah, it didn't! it sailed on past without even that taunting slowing down/pulling in thing that leads you to believe it might.

the 133 to Elephant & Castle was close behind, it tore up, flung open the doors before it had even stopped, the driver waved frantically for me to embark and we sped off before the doors had even snapped shut. driver was not interested in bus passes or tickets, i tumbled down the aisle to be met by a number of irate passengers all of whom had apparently been spurned by the Liv. St bus.

The E&C bus continued scooping up passengers along the length of Brixton Rd, it's cargo of noisy and indignant commuters craning our necks towards the front in order to observe the Mansell-like tactics of our heroic driver.

The race reached it's climax near Kennington Park, where we overtook the Liv. St bus, cutting it off at the pass and blocking it's exit. What can only be described as a mob invaded that vehicle and it's driver received a thorough ear-bashing. The E&C bus pulled out slowly to let us through, our saviour grinning and waving as he received a hearty round of applause from those he rescued. :)
Brilliant. Do us a favour and post that in the comments box...
 
Donna Ferentes said:
The full account for your amusement.

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I know about trains that only stop to let off passengers. There is a Virgin train that does this as it gets to Hocustown on its way to London. This train is announced and advertised as such though. Some naughty people sometimes ignore the announcement and dive on anyway. I have never seen it slide through without stopping though.

The virgin trains that go through watford junction are all let people off only (perhaps you live in watford if so I am sorry). I have also come across only letting people on at oxford and reading. are you really going to stop me getting off here? I don't think so
 
i_hate_beckham said:
Sorry, but as such a brilliant piece of blog came from it i'm glad the train didnt let you off. :D

True. :D

It reminded me of the time I attempted to take a train from Hampton Court to Clapham Junction.

I failed to understand the garbled tannoy message telling us the train terminated at Wimbledon, & at Wimbledon depot I got a shower of dirty water through the window as the train sailed through the train wash. I then got stuck on the train as the doors wouldn't open, & only got rescued by opening a window & shouting! To add insult to injury, I had to get a very expensive cab from the wilds of Wimbledon (it was so unfamiliar I was expecting Great Uncle Bulgaria to jump out & rape me) AND I had to start a brand new job the next day.

:o :( :mad:
 
oryx said:
True. :D
it was so unfamiliar I was expecting Great Uncle Bulgaria to jump out & rape me) AND I had to start a brand new job the next day.

:o :( :mad:

Raped by a womble, AND having to start a new job!! :eek:

Sounds horrific.

Giles..
 
I had a phone call from Thameslink this morning. They apologised and said that the driver had misread his schedule so that he was under the misapprehension that he only stopped to let staff off. He had been spoke to, they said, and they were sorry.

I waited.

Would there be anything else? they asked.

Yes, I said, how about a little compensation?
 
the same thing has happened to me a couple of times

the train to clapton fropm liverpool street, twice it hasn't stopped at clapton and i've ended up in tottenham hale waiting fr a train back, not all of them stop in clapton, so you get a train to hackney downs and then come back again to clapton (hoping it will actually stop)

and i visited chatham once, i was supposed to be going to beckenham :mad:
 
I'm pretty sure that I've seen the person in that blog playing chess on the last Wimbledon loop Thameslink more than once!

I remember when the driver of that train once forgot to stop at Herne Hill AND Tulse Hill. Must have been pissed.
 
nadia said:

The virgin trains that go through watford junction are all let people off only (perhaps you live in watford if so I am sorry). I have also come across only letting people on at oxford and reading. are you really going to stop me getting off here? I don't think so


I was on a Virgin train yesterday which stopped at Watford Junction sat next to a man who was absolutely livid ( :mad: ), seeing as he lived in Watford and had gone all the way into Euston to pick up the train, having been told emphatically that it wouldn't stop there.

Well - that explains it all, it wasn't picking people up! (erm, :confused: )
 
Donna Ferentes said:
It was supposed to. It was timetabled to. It was announced that it would be stopping at that station. But, last night, the 2310 from Farringdon didn't stop at Loughborough Junction. Which was damned inconvenient for these of us who were trying to get off there.

The full account for your amusement.

tl;dr
 
That's happened to me once or twice, and while it isn't the most arduous of treks from Herne Hill to LJ I'd rather only walk the 4 minutes or so to my house from LJ rather than the 15minutes from Herne Hill.

Grr! Indeed!
 
A couple of weeks back I boarded the Beckenham Jcnt train from Blackfriars (usually E&C, LJ, HH and on through Dulwich to Beckenham) to get home to LJ, and shortly *after* the train had left E&C the driver announced (quite sheepishly) that he had been diverted and the next stop would be...
EAST CROYDON :eek: :eek: :eek:

You've never seen so much impotent anger in one train. :D

To add insult to injury as it was travelling on a 'special' (ie non-timetabled) route it had to go very slowly, so crawled through Denmark Hill (which probably would have suiteed a fair number of the passengers) at 2 miles per hour without stopping.

I didn't have the balls to pull the emergency cord. Pathetic eh?
 
The thing that makes most furious about this sort of thing and makes me laugh(I think it's called hysteria) is that when the train eventually stops 10 or 12 miles from your origional destination the driver/gaurd slopes off leaving some station attendant of a completly different rail company to deal with the homicidal passengers.
 
CA9I said:
The thing that makes most furious about this sort of thing and makes me laugh(I think it's called hysteria) is that when the train eventually stops 10 or 12 miles from your origional destination the driver/gaurd slopes off leaving some station attendant of a completly different rail company to deal with the homicidal passengers.

The driver will have had as little to do with the decision as the station attendant, I'd have thought.
 
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