The thread that's wetting itself laughing at Portsmouth

[Rune]

Super Matty Taylor

'parrently some think he shouldn't be in the squad.
Question: if Lualua comes back fit, who do we play first? Does Toddy go back on the bench? Or Benjani? He's not a match winner like Toddy has been recently. Or stick Lualua on the bench? Decisions decisions.


Anyhoo, 3 more points!!!!

 

[Balbi]

Lua Lua and Benji - LuLu tricks em, Benji batters them - 70 minutes Toddy comes on and scores.

 

[Rune]

Lua Lua and Benji - LuLu tricks em, Benji batters them - 70 minutes Toddy comes on and scores.

Know what you mean. Just seems a little unfair on Toddy. Out with injuries for years, put on the bench , first team when Lualua injures himself , still scoring goals, then bench again.

But, ultimatly, who cares as long as we score one more than them.

 

[Epico]

Redknapp's done it!!

Portsmouth safe!

Birmingham relegated.

 

[E.J.]

I'll admit i'll give a bit of kudos to arry Redknapp for Pompey escaping relegation! 3 months ago they looked as good as certanties to go down. I'm sure TLP will be happy to say the very least that they've done it.

Blues and the Baggies are relegated (no great escape part 2 for them), thus they join the Mackems into the Fizzy Football League next season!

 

[marty21]

redknapp did it again, thought they were dead and buried 10 games ago

 

[Balbi]

we are stayin up, say we are stayin up!

just back from the local, we had it live on dodgy iran tv



im covered in lager, sweat and tears

SUPER, SUPER MATT, SUPER SUPER MATT, SUPER SUPER MATT...SUPER MATTY TAYLOR...!

 

[Orangesanlemons]

Banjani... Benjani...
Scoring goals is nothing to be scared of.

Well done Pompey.

 

[kakuma]

well done pompey

 

[Balbi]

benjannni, Whoahoh, Benjaanii Whoahoh
he Came From Zimbabwe, He Fucking Scored Today!

 

[Rune]

What a fucking great result!!

Coming from behind again. Benji breaks his duck and Matty from the penalty spot!!

 

[JKKne]

Lucky fuckers

 

[Rune]

20 points from 27 aint luck. Besides, we had tons of chances, all season. Just not been putting them away. Until recently. Today, had a hatful of chances. Anyway, who cares.
WE'RE STAYING UP!!







Next season will be the same, bouncing around the bottom

 

[kakuma]

i heard that portsmouth had one of the rihest chairmen in the prem

 

[JTG]

curses

at least it was Birmingham that went down instead and not a team that's remotely likeable in any way

 

[Balbi]

curses

at least it was Birmingham that went down instead and not a team that's remotely likeable in any way

i've been waiting for your post

 

[Descartes]

'Arry Hou......di......ni, Arry, Hou... di...ni

All together........ Play up Pompey... you know the rest of the words..