The ski season is almost here

[sojourner]

. Drag lifts look a nightmare on a board, and you have to laugh at boarders hopping along on flat glide bits where you can just whiz by on skis

Just reminded me of the time when my dogged tenacity did for me...boarding, couldn't get the hang of the drag lift at ALL, fell off but refused to actually let go of the damn thing cos I was convinced I could get back on, and tried to wrap my leg round it. I couldn't though, and got dragged for a fair bit uphill, smashing my head into every little lump of ice along the way, passing the sniggering queue verrry slowly

 

[kakuma]

really you weavel ... so what about short skis, ski boards, soft boots, clothing, safety equipment, leashes etc etc etc

As per usual you wander around like the fat oaf your are spilling out effluent in all directions hoping some of it will hit the mark... you just like dwyer...

what is the point in being so bitchy?

you don't even know me

 

[GarfieldLeChat]

what is the point in being so bitchy?

you don't even know me

thank fuck ...

but you're wrong i know enoguh about you from your posts here to know nothing you post is ever relevant, you are little more than a cartoon

 

[kakuma]

thank fuck ...

but you're wrong i know enoguh about you from your posts here to know nothing you post is ever relevant, you are little more than a cartoon

i know enough about you to know that you are a very sad little man

 

[GarfieldLeChat]

i know enough about you to know that you are a very sad little man

hmm thinks lets have a guess the only person you 'know' anything from would be firky... and that boy has delusions as to what and who i am... so yet again more bollix you speak from a stand point of sad obtuse nothingness... dear me... did it hurt when you continually got must try harder on your school reports? does it hurt that it's become your lifes epitaph...

 

[beesonthewhatnow]

Any chance you two can take this tedious shite to PMs?

Thanks in advance

 

[slaar]

10 days in Tignes for me in February staying with a friend, Easyjet flights, should be under 500 quid in total. First time since 2000, very excited.

 

[kakuma]

hmm thinks lets have a guess the only person you 'know' anything from would be firky... and that boy has delusions as to what and who i am... so yet again more bollix you speak from a stand point of sad obtuse nothingness... dear me... did it hurt when you continually got must try harder on your school reports? does it hurt that it's become your lifes epitaph...

i know for a fact that you are a sad twat who picks fights with people on the internet

 

[jodal]

Are we still talking about skiing?

 

[GarfieldLeChat]

i know for a fact that you are a sad twat who picks fights with people on the internet

hmmmm let's look at this again shall we you .. univesrally loathed ijet who spoils any thread they enter with banailty tiedioum and pointless comment, any one who challenges you toy out of the rpam beahviour then becomes the next target of your infantile bemoaning...

you are like cheap happy shopper verison of ernesto lite... not even good enough to qualify as a troll, you are some sub genre of useless twat, at least trolls can be ammusing unlike your continuous attention seeking bollix now fuck off you've been asked by the threadd start to take tito pm's but you won't do that will you love, that'd starve you of the oxygen of publicity you need wouldn't it...

 

[sojourner]

Any chance you two can take this tedious shite to PMs?

Thanks in advance

Fuckin seconded

Get off the thread

 

[beesonthewhatnow]

you've been asked by the threadd start to take tito pm's

Asked you both actually

 

[GarfieldLeChat]

Asked you both actually

and i hadn't responded further but unfortunatly i'm not going to idlely stand by whilst whingeyboy caries it on regardless...

 

[beesonthewhatnow]

Just reminded me of the time when my dogged tenacity did for me...boarding, couldn't get the hang of the drag lift at ALL, fell off but refused to actually let go of the damn thing cos I was convinced I could get back on, and tried to wrap my leg round it. I couldn't though, and got dragged for a fair bit uphill, smashing my head into every little lump of ice along the way, passing the sniggering queue verrry slowly

I've only come off a drag lift (on skis) once.

Trouble was it was one that didn't run parallel to any piste, I was fucking miles from the nearest one and only had a vague idea of what direction to head in. After much swearing and falling over I finally saw a run through the trees, headed towards it, only to realise at the last minute that there was a two foot drop onto it.

Cue a massive wipeout and me sliding about 200 yards down a black run

 

[sojourner]

I've only come off a drag lift (on skis) once.

Trouble was it was one that didn't run parallel to any piste, I was fucking miles from the nearest one and only had a vague idea of what direction to head in. After much swearing and falling over I finally saw a run through the trees, headed towards it, only to realise at the last minute that there was a two foot drop onto it.

Cue a massive wipeout and me sliding about 200 yards down a black run

It can be very...ungainly, winter sports, can't it?

 

[brella]

I've only come off a drag lift (on skis) once.

Trouble was it was one that didn't run parallel to any piste, I was fucking miles from the nearest one and only had a vague idea of what direction to head in. After much swearing and falling over I finally saw a run through the trees, headed towards it, only to realise at the last minute that there was a two foot drop onto it.

Cue a massive wipeout and me sliding about 200 yards down a black run

thats so funny!! embarassing ski stories are the best......just wrote one of mine out and deleted it because as I was writing it it was the crappest story!Basically I fell off a button lift too and instead of people helping me they where shouting at me to move out the way and where really angry.

 

[beesonthewhatnow]

It can be very...ungainly, winter sports, can't it?

I won "wipeout of the week" at the ski school, trouble was, it wasn't even for the one I described

That one was me totally mistiming a jump onto a steep drop, losing my skis in two different directions, and sliding downhill about 150 yards on my belly, arms out in front of me superman style

 

[trashpony]

I won "wipeout of the week" at the ski school, trouble was, it wasn't even for the one I described

That one was me totally mistiming a jump onto a steep drop, losing my skis in two different directions, and sliding downhill about 150 yards on my belly, arms out in front of me superman style

I had my worst ever skiing injury going headfirst down a slope on my belly - bouncing off moguls, gaining speed, seeing the SnowCat parked at the bottom of the run getting closer and closer. It was a bit

 

[Wintermute]

I'm going 3 or 4 times Obviously it's because I'm posh and rich and overprivileged TBH, the worst kind of ski snob is the one who won't go because they think it's full of middle-class posers. It's the most fun you can have with that many clothes on, and anyone who goes for any other reason than to play in the snow can get to fuck off my mountain

I'm going to La Tania in Jan, Chattel in March and... somewhere in Austria... in about 4 weeks' time. The 4th will be a work trip if we can convince the boss.

Favouritest wipeout? A ski school had lined up like dominoes along the side of the piste. The last girl to join the line hadn't grasped the reason behind the "always stop downhill of people" rule and tried a fast stop at the top of the line. There was carnage Skis shooting off all over the shop, the instructor was pissing herself laughing too much to help anyone up. Pricks on sticks indeed

 

[Firky]

flattering yourself, pet

hmm thinks lets have a guess the only person you 'know' anything from would be firky... and that boy has delusions as to what and who i am... so yet again more bollix you speak from a stand point of sad obtuse nothingness... dear me... did it hurt when you continually got must try harder on your school reports? does it hurt that it's become your lifes epitaph...

Yup, everytime we're together we sit around talking about you, Garf. We talk mainly about your delusions of grandeur.

As if we fucking discuss or even mention you, or anyone else off urban75 for that matter pml

 

[WouldBe]

Favouritest wipeout? A ski school had lined up like dominoes along the side of the piste. The last girl to join the line hadn't grasped the reason behind the "always stop downhill of people" rule and tried a fast stop at the top of the line. There was carnage Skis shooting off all over the shop, the instructor was pissing herself laughing too much to help anyone up. Pricks on sticks indeed

My mate did similar but ended up skiing over the front of everyones skis. They tried to move out of his way but couldn't resulting in a pile of bodies.

On another occasion he turned uphill slightly and shot off backwards, across a road and dissapeared down a sttep slope into a field. The only thing visible was the cloud of snow that went up in the air.

 

[GarfieldLeChat]

Yup, everytime we're together we sit around talking about you, Garf. We talk mainly about your delusions of grandeur.

As if we fucking discuss or even mention you, or anyone else off urban75 for that matter pml

hmmm learn to read thick child... i said the only person he could know who'd know anythign about me was you ... and frankly after the recent comments about how i treat teeps from you on messenger and your delusions about our releationship i think you better fuck up son... snap your neck back in before some one does it for you....

 

[Firky]

I can only go off what I (and others) have witnessed and my experience first hand.

 

[sojourner]

dear firky and garfield





FUCK OFF

 

[sojourner]

Favouritest wipeout? A ski school had lined up like dominoes along the side of the piste. The last girl to join the line hadn't grasped the reason behind the "always stop downhill of people" rule and tried a fast stop at the top of the line. There was carnage Skis shooting off all over the shop, the instructor was pissing herself laughing too much to help anyone up.

I did a similar thing to that girly, took out 4 big hulking lads with the board at about their shin-height and sent them flying Oh how we laughed later in the bar

 

[kakuma]

hmmmm let's look at this again shall we you .. univesrally loathed ijet who spoils any thread they enter with banailty tiedioum and pointless comment, any one who challenges you toy out of the rpam beahviour then becomes the next target of your infantile bemoaning...

you are like cheap happy shopper verison of ernesto lite... not even good enough to qualify as a troll, you are some sub genre of useless twat, at least trolls can be ammusing unlike your continuous attention seeking bollix now fuck off you've been asked by the threadd start to take tito pm's but you won't do that will you love, that'd starve you of the oxygen of publicity you need wouldn't it...

you are a very little man

 

[sojourner]

you are a very little man

fuck

off

with pathetic fuckin comments like this

You're better than this

 

[kakuma]

fuck

off

with pathetic fuckin comments like this

You're better than this

you are right. sorry

to get back on topic when does ski season start?? i don't think i can afford to go in europe, but is it before december? would love to spend my last weekend here skiing

 

[WouldBe]

you are right. sorry

to get back on topic when does ski season start?? i don't think i can afford to go in europe, but is it before december? would love to spend my last weekend here skiing

It starts whenever there is enough snow on the ground.

 

[kakuma]

It starts whenever there is enough snow on the ground.

lol

thanks for that