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The secret life of the cycle lock

Are you really that serious Orang & Garfield? I'm curious, as there's heaps more 'street clutter' about than locks.

Does the same thing apply to the cycle racks in the car park of my office? Should I take home the 10lb lock from there every day?

yes you should take it home with you. It's your property which you are leaving it around the place for your convenience clearly it's not so heavy as it have been brought there in the first place, you should take it home again.

It's about social responsibility, how is anyone supposed to know that your lock is there because you'll use it again at some future point and one that's been abandoned so others have to then invest their money to remove your property which you've abandoned for your convenience and bugger everyone else.

It's an entirely selfish attitude to have.
 
I have been cursed by the thread and my eyes are now drawn to every bike bar and I am noticing all the locks hanging off them :mad:
 
And most of the time I do too, there's normally 2 or three locks in my bag.

There's just two other locks that live in areas around town, they're too heavy to travel 20 - 30 miles with, but the in places where I need to lock the bike which are too unsafe to rely on my normal 2-3 locks.

I just wandered around Brixton to buy some biscuits. I must have seen 100+ bicyles, and only one spare lock which was only in the way of a pigeon and its lunch.

As I said before, it seems a bit disproportionate. I'd rather focus your ire on bike thieves / RLJers / uninsured drivers / Liz Jones / Delete as appropriate. But then I'm not you.
What sort of biscuits?
 
it is the SAME inconsiderate behaviour as parking on the pavement.

it's the attitude of I'm alright right bugger everyone else what is so hard to equate between the two you fucking gobshite?

Oh do fuck off you tedious pissant.

Leaving a lock on a bike inconveniences no bastard at all. Parking a car on a pavement clearly does. You made a shite analogy with absolutely no basis in reason, and are no clutching like a gimp to try to equate them.

Go on, explain to me how leaving a lock on a rack buggers everyone else? How is it inconsiderate to leave a locking device that prevents no-one else from using the rack? If it's acceptable for me to lock a bike to a fucking rack, how the hell is it selfish to leave a lock there? What possible fucking inconvenience does it pose to the other users of that rack?

In case I'm not being clear enough to penetrate the layers of social dysfunction that you appear to be wrapped in, I am less than convinced by your claims to date. Please feel free to make a stronger case.
 
You really are a piece of fucking work. "If you can't understand my drivel, then don't comment". You made the claim that it's equivalent to parking on the pavement, so fucking substantiate that in some way or cock off.

If locking a bike to a bike rack is a reasonable thing to do, how the cunting fuck can it be antisocial to leave a lock there? What fucking impediment can a D lock be that wouldn't make a locked bike an even more antisocial thing to do.
I pity the retard sometimes.
 
yes you should take it home with you. It's your property which you are leaving it around the place for your convenience clearly it's not so heavy as it have been brought there in the first place, you should take it home again.

It's about social responsibility, how is anyone supposed to know that your lock is there because you'll use it again at some future point and one that's been abandoned so others have to then invest their money to remove your property which you've abandoned for your convenience and bugger everyone else.

It's an entirely selfish attitude to have.

So you don't like it when people leave their property lying around the place for their convenience?

My neighbour does this all the time when they leave their car parked in the road, rather than taking it into their drive. Bugger everyone else!

I quite like it when you get angry Garf!
 
yes, it can although it happens rarely...

If you are caught operating any road going vehicle whilst drunk and have a driving licence you can be done for it and lose your licence.

If you get done for furious cycling (head down peddling hell for leather crashing into something) then you can get 3 points and a fine if you have a driving licence and just a bigger fine if you don't...
:eek:

My newly acquired lodger had an accident at the weekend. He was cycling home from work, was riding across a pedestrian crossing (and no, he hadn't pressed the button and waited for the green man :rolleyes: ) a car came round the corner, they collided, he went over the bonnet, the windscreen smashed and the roof of the car was damaged as well. He's quite tall and it was a large frame bike so he/the bike apparently went over the top.

Where it happened is only about 60 seconds away from my block, so he managed to stagger home, pick up his car keys, drive himself to hospital (leaving his jacket and mobile in his bedroom, because he was too shocked and out of it).

By the time I'd changed out of my PJs he'd gone, so I ended up walking up to the local hospital to give him his phone in case he needed it.

He told me he'd left the bike there as the wheel was buckled and asked if I'd go to get it. But he had a better idea and phoned another mate on the estate, who pottered along and bumped into the police.

The copper came along to A&E to take a statement and said something about "...the car that you hit..." :eek: Whereas, obviously, his version of events is that he was cycling across the pedestrian crossing and the car hit him.

When the copper said that, I thought he was going to get in trouble, because the car is pretty badly smashed by all accounts.

It's quite a notorious bend, though, for cars coming round it too fast, that's why they put the crossing there. Silly sod should have waited, because even if you don't see any cars, they can whizz round that bend in the blink of an eye.

I had a vague idea you could done done for drunk/reckless cycling or something, but I had no idea you could get points on your driving licence for something that happened while you were cycling! :eek:
 
I dont mind locks on bike racks.
Its a cool thing really.

Its very urban. like punk rock. like ear rings on street furniture.
 
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