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The sad case of the Hermit of Dulwich

Discussion in 'Dulwich Hamlet FC' started by editor, Sep 6, 2017.

  1. editor

    editor Taffus Maximus

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  2. Dulwich Mishi

    Dulwich Mishi Old Skool Terrace Dinosaur-embracing the new-veau!

    Why? I'd rather see 'ordinary' chanting more often!
     
  3. editor

    editor Taffus Maximus

    Yes. Why bother introducing any local colour and interesting history because clubs never sing about that, ever.
    I'll be sure to ensure that all further suggestions revolve around the repetition of the words Dulwich and Hamlet. :facepalm:
     
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  4. GregDHFC

    GregDHFC Well-Known Member

    Every time everyone else sings "Dulwich Hamlet" in any chant, just sing "Dulwich Hermit" instead.

    Solved.
     
  5. Pink Panther

    Pink Panther Well-Known Member

    And if we start singing about "Samuel Matthews" it's only going to be a matter of time before someone mishears and asks "Why are they singing about Stanley Matthews? He never played for Dulwich."
     
  6. editor

    editor Taffus Maximus

    Yep. Good call. Up the Hermit! :D
     
  7. editor

    editor Taffus Maximus

    Ah yes, but I would have distributed virtual reality enhanced 3D-enabled interactive scannable leaflets around the ground beforehand to prevent any confusion.
    Up the Hermit! Go Samuel Matthews!
     
  8. Sirena

    Sirena Don't monkey with the buzzsaw

    And give the team the nickname 'The Hermits'. And when people ask why you call them that, you tell them the story.

    It could start here.....
     
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  9. YTC

    YTC Human Man

    please god, no.
     
  10. StephenMac

    StephenMac Well-Known Member

    Why this bloke and not the fella who keeps shitting on the pavements of East Dulwich?
     
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  11. editor

    editor Taffus Maximus

    I'm sure you can come up with a suitably enchanting ditty for that fella.
     
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  12. Pickman's model

    Pickman's model Every man and every woman is a star

    you could make up your own chant about the dulwich shitter.
     
  13. editor

    editor Taffus Maximus

    We need to have a bloke called Herman as our captain, mind.
     
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  14. Pickman's model

    Pickman's model Every man and every woman is a star

    if your name's herman you could proudly lead the hermits in song under the moniker herman and the hermits.
     
  15. Pickman's model

    Pickman's model Every man and every woman is a star

    great minds :oops:
     
  16. StephenMac

    StephenMac Well-Known Member

    Not my area, I leave it to the 'creatives'. Last chant I was involved with was rightly shouted down for being spectacularly offensive.
     
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  17. Pickman's model

    Pickman's model Every man and every woman is a star

    was it? do tell me more
     
  18. StephenMac

    StephenMac Well-Known Member

    Shan't. Was actually a bored, contrarian wind-up of other Hamlet supporters. Which is childish.
     
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  19. editor

    editor Taffus Maximus

    I'm warming to the sound of this one.
     
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  20. Pickman's model

    Pickman's model Every man and every woman is a star

    shan't sounds very childish.

    speak up, d'you hear me, or you'll not get your afters later.
     
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  21. Dulwich Mishi

    Dulwich Mishi Old Skool Terrace Dinosaur-embracing the new-veau!

    What happened to that Altona player pre-season? You know, whats-is-name...Herman the German? ;)
     
  22. EDC

    EDC A Slightly Less Invisible Cyber Fan These Days

    I though it was Clapton?
     
  23. Lambert Simnel

    Lambert Simnel Active Member

    • Inappropriate Language
    Beaten by Pikeys but he recovers and gets beaten to death by more Pikeys four years later? They sure did have it in for him. Perhaps a metaphor for a 3-2 defeat having briefly led at half-time.
     
  24. ska invita

    ska invita back on the other side

    this must be where Hermits Cave pub gets its name
     
  25. Pickman's model

    Pickman's model Every man and every woman is a star

    Pikeys? Really? :rolleyes:
     
  26. billbond

    billbond Well-Known Member

    Pikeys, millwall get called this by many esp west ham and charlton fans
    You have to laugh this coming from East London bods and charlton !, anyone been to woolwich lately
    ha ha Pickmans "the shitter" had me pissing meself actually spat me tea out !
    is this a wind up , a whoosh over me head , or some truth in it
    Please tell me more, this a new one on me
     
  27. Pickman's model

    Pickman's model Every man and every woman is a star

    Yeh so it's all a laugh, all a bit of banter, chucking round racist wank's just a bit of fun to you I see
     
  28. editor

    editor Taffus Maximus

    Take a warning for that.
     
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  29. Gromit

    Gromit International Man of Misery

    The wealdstone raider could take him.
     
  30. Lambert Simnel

    Lambert Simnel Active Member

    I am sorry for using inappropriate language, but I can't see how to edit my post.
     

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