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Full on tears!! 2 fingers!
Chin chin!

We're having pineapple and strawberry and rum cocktails. Ive made a jug! :D
 
how did that happen?

they didnt know what menu they were preparing, they didnt manage to serve said menu to customers, the woman managing looked liked she was on the verge of a nervous breakdown everytime she sat in fron of her computer or had to be decisive and the chef was defiant int he face of fair criticism and didnt show initiative or leadership at all

i do think that the green and browns concept would be better suited to a cafe though. i would deffo go to their place but wouldnt go near pretentious pricks in the country
 
Let me guess, twatface and whingebag won?

Sadly, the whole country has now seen what fuckers they are so nobody will eat in their crappy restaurant!
 
I suppose Raymond thought there’s more dosh to be had in the posh nosh Eight in the cuntry type menu than the burger and chips the twins were reduced to serving.

Still, what a fucking waste of time this series turned out.
 
My guess is that it'll be like X factor etc in that in a years time the twins will be running a very succesful business and we'll all be going 'Eight in the where?'
 
ShiftyBagLady said:
how did that happen?

they didnt know what menu they were preparing, they didnt manage to serve said menu to customers, the woman managing looked liked she was on the verge of a nervous breakdown everytime she sat in fron of her computer or had to be decisive and the chef was defiant int he face of fair criticism and didnt show initiative or leadership at all

i do think that the green and browns concept would be better suited to a cafe though. i would deffo go to their place but wouldnt go near pretentious pricks in the country
Its SUCH a bullshit decision.

Jeremy and his Crying Lady probably have a concept more suited to Raymond's cooking sensibilities. But they missed deadlines to meet their staff, failed to brief or manage them. The staff took it into their own hands to prepare. Why didnt they canvass the opinions of the staff?

They rowed and cried, and absolutely should have done '4 in the country.' That was a major strategic error. Piss poor decision making skills. Bah.
 
I knew they'd win, simply because Jeremy was far and away the best cook and in the end that's what counted with Raymond.

I have a small crush on M. Blanc. :o
 
I couldn't believe that ending, we just sat there feeling totally deflated. :(

Can't see anyone wanting to eat in their restaurant anyway, fucking wretched crying woman and that prick.
 
Griff said:
I couldn't believe that ending, we just sat there feeling totally deflated. :(

Can't see anyone wanting to eat in their restaurant anyway, fucking wretched crying woman and that prick.
I do love the word wretched!
 
I can't believe that posh, smug twat and his pathetic piping missus won. Every bloody task he was tutting and moping, completely unwilling to embrace any of the lessons that were attempting to be taught to him. I hope his restaurant burns to the ground with his stupid face right in the middle of it.
 
El Sueno said:
I can't believe that posh, smug twat and his pathetic piping missus won. Every bloody task he was tutting and moping, completely unwilling to embrace any of the lessons that were attempting to be taught to him. I hope his restaurant burns to the ground with his stupid face right in the middle of it.
It's the first time I've ever wished someone fail but I did last night :(
 
I think the whole exercise just enforced the notion that posh, bumbling, inflexible ignoramuses always seem to land on their feet despite being completely out of their depth and up against far more worthy opposition. In that respect the result and the whole series was a travesty. The winning couple rightfully should've been tossed out on 'eel week', and there's countless other times I can't be bothered to recount where they failed spectacularly to meet the basic requirements. Arrrrggghh.
 
El Sueno said:
His demeanour. His voice. His fussiness.

Okay maybe not his actual face but it's a close call.

Sounded working class to me, and he would have an authorative demeanor, he was an army chef.
 
Well we'll hafta beg to differ on that one. He appeard to me like a bland, pampered posh chap, there's a few of them in the army. And I know working class, me (in gravelly psuedo cockney accent).
 
Even if he was born working class once his parents called him Jeremy they would have been forcibly re-classified into a different socio-economic bracket.
 
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