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Herbsman. said:
I normally don't like this sort of thing but it's about food. So I watched it last night....

Those twins were pathetic if you ask me. Marketing their brand as 'ethical' / sustainable.... but when they were asked about the sustainability of the cod...

Twin 1: Erm... I don't know (looks at twin 2) do you?

Twin 2: No

Later on, Raymond told them about how cod has seriously overfished for the last 10 years and that the stocks were seriously depleted. He asked another question about where the cod came from. One of them replied something to the effect of

"well... I asked the fishmonger in Selfridges and he said he doesn't know anything about it and that it would be perfectly fine!"

Jesus... :rolleyes:
That really was disgraceful and embarrassing! Most people would know about the dangers of over fishing/ cod stock depletion and for them to be flapping about umming and erring was enlightening about the depth of their knowledge.
And the Selfridges remark?!! It was an eyebrow raising few mins.
 
Melinda said:
How rude is that guy Jeremy to his wife though? He absolutely will not listen to any advice or constructive criticism from his wife at all.
As a result he fails, repeatedly, making a totaly prick of himself over and over. He is really unpleasant. I want to hit him.
The bald guy who kept forgetting the lines just before the presentation? Right twat.
 
Herbsman. said:
The bald guy who kept forgetting the lines just before the presentation? Right twat.
Right twat and his crying wife is so annoying.
The big three will be interesting. Scottish couple (my new favourites), resourceful twins who are very good and the lovely Ghanian couple.
I think that Raymond will be too nice to choose and his inspectors will have to make the decisions for him.
 
On now.
The Scottish guy overreacted just a tad?!

Customer delight.... hmmmm?!

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Jeremy! :rolleyes: You have a table for 20 booked, wouldnt you give them a call to confirm?
 
chocolate dipped strawberries? is that all they could think of? :( I had such high hopes for them :(

and will that fucking woman stop fucking crying :mad:
 
aqua said:
chocolate dipped strawberries? is that all they could think of? :( I had such high hopes for them :(

and will that fucking woman stop fucking crying :mad:
I think the ghanaian couple are tired- no effort at all.
But that crying woman! :mad: :mad:
 
Have I missed it? Can't be arsed to watch it anyway, i've lost interest in watching people be lame :)
 
Herbsman. said:
Have I missed it? Can't be arsed to watch it anyway, i've lost interest in watching people be lame :)
On now, you can still watch half an hour of lameness. You have just missed the twins doing the can-can!
 
I have to say I don't think any of them actually acheived the task tonight

what was special about any of them?
 
aqua said:
I have to say I don't think any of them actually acheived the task tonight

what was special about any of them?
I thought that. If I were having a meal and staff started singing and dancing about, Id be fucked off. I d consider it an intrusion. Id be proper scowling!

What could they have done though?Apart from a free glass of alcamahol?
 
homemade truffles, mini cakes, something to take away with them

not a bloody burns poem ffs

what about for the scottish one some proper scottish shortbread, tied with tarton with the restaurant label on?
 
Lets me see a Scottish theme, what shall we do? A burns night! No one has ever thought of that before! Jesus how unoriginal can you get.
I quite liked Flower of Scotland done Elvis stylee but her singing was cringe worthy to the extreme.

I'd have gotten a guy in with a kilt database and told them their kilts and given em a wee sample. Those without a scotish connection could have the generic kilt pattern the staff wear.

Unfortunately a prediction has come true for the ghanaian couple. One of the experts said a way back that they'd be short term success whilst they were a novelty and people would try them as a one off. However when the novelty has worn off and there is nothing that makes people want to repeat visit time and time again.

Why does crying woman survive week after week? Have a nervous breakdown and leave already will ya? (okay not really, i wouldn't wish that on anyone but go please!)

I'd have to say the twins to win even though they are nothing special.
 
For me it was a disappointing episode all round, exposing weakness and lack of imagination on every side.

Aqua- lovely ideas.
 
Army boy's clearly the best cook of the lot - that's why he's still in. And to be fair, the wine-tasting was by far the best idea. The others were just :eek: . I did feel sorry for the twins though - they clearly weren't trying to piss the women off.
 
Ms T said:
Army boy's clearly the best cook of the lot - that's why he's still in. And to be fair, the wine-tasting was by far the best idea.
But as a person :eek: ?!

The others were just :eek: . I did feel sorry for the twins though - they clearly weren't trying to piss the women off.
But crying was a bit OTT, my eyes nearly rolled out my head.
 
they were all a no go

as for the Ghanian couple, they seem to have lost their sparkle, Lloyd is shit as front of house :( he has no idea about marketing, promoting, bloody smiling even

the twins I like, though their "special" can can was awful and as was pointed out, nothing to do with Brown & Green concept

roll on tonight :D
 
BUGGGGGER- Wha'd I miss?

Was watching Nicky Hambleton Jones slaughter and then revive yet another woman's confidence.
 
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