The real question - low fat mayonaise

[In Bloom]

It doesn't even look or taste like proper mayonaise, and they never have anything else in the shop up the road from me. I mean, why, for heavens sake? If you're a fat bastard, just eat less chips, don't befoul my condiment supply with your weird prediliction for immitation mayonaise

 

[joustmaster]

the hellmans one isn't to bad. and its only about 8% fat or some thing.
Its made me loose 2 stone this year.

 

[PacificOcean]

Hellmans Extra Light rules!

All the taste of a mayo type product but with a fraction of the calories.

 

[irishshapes]

i agree about both types of helmans

but i have been informed that it is actually really quite bad for you to do with different types of fats etc! true? not true?

but i do kinda agree about eating less chips!!!!

 

[Skim]

I bet it tastes crap.

If I could make mayo without fucking up, I could just eat a dollop of the creamy yellow home-made variety right now

 

[beeboo]

the hellmans one isn't to bad. and its only about 8% fat or some thing.
Its made me loose 2 stone this year.

Is mayonnaise your entire diet?!

 

[pootle]

I bet it tastes crap.

Hellman's full on lard version is miles better than the extra light version, although the extra light version is acceptable if you've never tasted the lushness that is the proper version.

I'd rather have a smaller dollop of the lardy stuff than a big portion of the extra light, but that's life, eh?

 

[beeboo]

Hellmans Extra Light rules!

All the taste of a mayo type product but with a fraction of the calories.

Not even all the taste of mayonnaise, it just tastes like something which tastes like mayonnaise.

 

[fortyplus]

I bet it tastes crap.

If I could make mayo without fucking up, I could just eat a dollop of the creamy yellow home-made variety right now

practice makes perfect. Just don't use cold eggs.

 

[EastEnder]

Mayonnaise is chilled Satan spunk.

It is wrong, vile, gross, minging & irrefutably evil.

The only good mayonnaise is a dead mayonnaise.