I was there NYE and some bloke had tried to nick or, did nick, a bottle of champagne
They chucked him out and then some time late, I was munted on the dancefloor and I saw the same bloke again
He got chucked out again but the bouncer managed to floor a friend of mine while he was transporting the fella out, causing her much upset as she was legless and couldn't understand what was going on
Then we left at about half three and the same bloke was at the door, trying to get in to see a friend, or his brother - we went on our way and then heard the next day that this bloke had took out all the bouncers himself
The bouncers were muttering something about him being a boxer, as you do if he'd just twatted you and your five mates
All this I heard through a mate of a mate
They do put on a good NYE down The Railway