The Phwoaar Cake Thread: All Cakes, All the Time!

[mentalchik]

I find this thread insulting!


you're objectifying cakes!

what about people on diets!

Yeah but those cakes are sluts...............

 

[Melinda]

Apple crumble cake


Blueberry crumble cake


Banana cake with pecan crumble crunch


Almond cake

 

[internetstalker]

Yeah but those cakes are sluts...............

fucking slapper bint cake!

got any of that?

 

[Melinda]

i went into the blackbird bakery on my way home to cheer myself up, i came out with two slices of apple, cinnamon and saltana cake, one chocolate brownie which is fookin massive and two bottles of root beer. Oh and yesterday i ate two small pink fairy cakes and erm an apple tort. ..... i am a fat bastard.

Hello! Were all those cakes for you?! Can you tell me what they tasted like?
And pics please if you havent nyummed them already!

I'll take 'em all!

Except the banana cake. I bloody hate banana cake

Wrong!

Same here!

Wronger!

Yeah but those cakes are sluts...............

They are *such* sluts!

 

[ScallyWag II]

I'll take 'em all!

Except the banana cake. I bloody hate banana cake

Same here!

mmmmmmm, more banana cake for me then. i loves it

 

[Melinda]

Dear god. Ive just done myself a mischief by googling 'malteser cake.'

It would seem every hardcore cake fantasy I can think of has been created by an American somewhere.






Malteser cake in cross section *swoon*




Another chocolate mousse for good measure.

 

[Pip]

fucking slapper bint cake!

got any of that?

Bindt cake?

ETA: cor, bukkake bindt cake by the look of it!

 

[internetstalker]

Bindt cake?

ETA: cor, bukkake bindt cake by the look of it!

 

[Melinda]

Bindt cake?

Apple caramel bundt ftw!

 

[TrippyLondoner]

That malteser cake looks nice!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[TrippyLondoner]

mmmmmmm, more banana cake for me then. i loves it

Strange person.

 

[Pip]

That malteser cake looks nice!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The malteaser cake looks flippin amazing!
You should be posting recipes up with these BTW. Cakes aren't just one dimensional lumps of fun to be oogled you know, I want to really know and understand a cake before I start salivating over it

 

[Melinda]

That malteser cake looks nice!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I swallowed hard when I saw them.

Note to self: Mel, remember they wont taste as good as they look.

 

[Melinda]

The malteaser cake looks flippin amazing!
You should be posting recipes up with these BTW. Cakes aren't just one dimensional lumps of fun to be oogled you know, I want to really know and understand a cake before I start salivating over it

I couldnt possibly. I have ingredients in the house pics yes, recipes no.

Did you see the episode of SATC where Miranda had to squeeze washing up liquid over a cake to stop herself from eating it all? Thats me that is.

 

[Pip]

I swallowed hard when I saw them.

Note to self: Mel, remember they wont taste as good as they look.

Yeah they will!

I couldnt possibly. I have ingredients in the house pics yes, recipes no.

Did you see the episode of SATC where Miranda had to squeeze washing up liquid over a cake to stop herself from eating it all? Thats me that is.

Embrace the cake! Cake is here to be loved and enjoyed! Cake love-in woohoo!

ETA: unless you're on a diet Melinda, in which case, erm, soz

 

[ScallyWag II]

Strange person.

banana = fruit, part of my 5 a day innit

 

[Melinda]

Embrace the cake! Cake is here to be loved and enjoyed! Cake love-in woohoo!

ETA: unless you're on a diet Melinda, in which case, erm, soz

Nah, diets arent for me, never been on one.
Im just training for a few races and Im liking my newly emergent muscle definition around my middle

 

[Pip]

Nah, diets arent for me, never been on one.
Im just training for a few races and Im liking my newly emergent muscle definition around my middle

Good girl. You need lots of carbohydrates if you're running though

Make yourself a nice wholewheat carrot cake or something.

 

[Melinda]

Good girl. You need lots of carbohydrates if you're running though

Make yourself a nice wholewheat carrot cake or something.

Begone temptress! I have a disciplined mind. Grilled trout and lemon with a massive salad and an ice lolly for afters!

Meanwhile:


moist bailey cake


passionfruit cream


pumpkin with vanilla cream

 

[Pip]

pumpkin with vanilla cream

That cake looks like it's on the floor

 

[ATOMIC SUPLEX]

Hello.

Here is one I made for my daughters first birthday.
I still have one slice left.

 

[Pip]

'Let me at it! '

You've taught her well.

 

[Melinda]

Hello.

Here is one I made for my daughters first birthday.
I still have one slice left.

Wow Hanano is one already congratulations!

Malteser and marshmallow cake is very fitting.

 

[aqua]

Dear god. Ive just done myself a mischief by googling 'malteser cake.'

I can provide you with arecipe for malteser cake

 

[Melinda]

Healthier fruit cakes!


Lemon cream with fruit


strawberry tart

 

[Pip]

I can provide you with arecipe for malteser cake

Yes please! Has it got horlicks in it?

 

[aqua]

cut cos melinda can't deal with the reality of BAKING

 

[TrippyLondoner]

I can provide you with arecipe for malteser cake

Wouldn't mind that myself.

 

[Melinda]

I can provide you with arecipe for malteser cake

Welcome O Aqua, Queen of Cake.

Thank you kindly for the offer of a recipe, but this thread is the equivalent of look but dont touch for me.

I will not be partaking of any cakeilicious substances until I have been victorious in the Woking Death Race Series.

 

[Melinda]

No no no! recipes! No recipes people! Please!