The Peter Crouch thread.

[chieftain]

Crouch is the business

Crouch is the business equivalent of Clive Sinclair

 

[iROBOT]

doubters relahni? are you mad?

this is a player who possesses the verve of Henry, the dexterity of Owen and the inate football brain of Van Nistelrooy.

Anyone doubting Mr Crouch would maybe be better off doubting their sanity

Best footballer in the world then?

 

[flimsier]

Crouch is the business equivalent of Clive Sinclair

surely that's football equivalent.

 

[flimsier]

errr, bump!

 

[Relahni]

errr, bump!

reports post.

 

[flimsier]

reports post.

You're dropped!

 

[top_biller]

I think Rod Liddle summed it up when he said he looked like a giant cranefly juggling plates on a bed of jelly.

Great lad though, lovely touch. Just can't see him smashing in a volley without falling over.

 

[holteman]

great first touch shit in the air...would make a great player if he was a midgit....probably do well dropping a division or maybe playign for a lower end premiership club.....he aint gonna make it at the pool

 

[Rocket Romano]

Its nice that Liverpool fans are defending Crouch. Who, I personally believe to be a 8 goals a season striker and echo holteman thoughts on where he should go.

However I cannot fathom Liverpool fans not seeing his lack of goals as a problem. He's a striker!He may be a great team player but when it comes to the crunch, the best strikers are not team players

 

[Relahni]

Its nice that Liverpool fans are defending Crouch. Who, I personally believe to be a 8 goals a season striker and echo holteman thoughts on where he should go.

However I cannot fathom Liverpool fans not seeing his lack of goals as a problem. He's a striker!He may be a great team player but when it comes to the crunch, the best strikers are not team players

It isn't really about defending Crouch - he's played well this season in the matches I've seen, (with the exception of Palace away in the League Cup).

The goals will come, maybe tonight, maybe next week, but they will come.

 

[isvicthere?]

Crouch scored 17 goals for a relegated team last season. Which means it's not him that's shit, but Liverpool!

 

[Rollem]

Crouch scored 17 goals for a relegated team last season. Which means it's not him that's shit, but Liverpool!

or that he belongs in the division below...

 

[flimsier]

Crouch scored 17 goals for a relegated team last season. Which means it's not him that's shit, but Liverpool!

Nah, he's shit and so are Liverpool.

 

[mk12]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/tv_and_radio/sports_personality_2005/4500276.stm

 

[Badgers]

Have been a PC fan for ages. The podcast is excellent and they have jumped the shark with this one

BBC Radio 5 Live - That Peter Crouch Podcast, That Prince William Episode

Peter Crouch, Chris Stark and Tom Fordyce visit Prince William at Kensington Palace.

www.bbc.co.uk