The Perks Of Your Job

[dirtysanta]

1: I get to work with musicians and bands that I have a lot of time for or have been a fan of.

2: Loads of top free gear for my recording studio.

3: Invites to lots of parties

4: Complimentary passes to to a lot of gigs.

 

[Badgers]

Today's perk:

The really sexy girl in my office had a very realistic dream about me last night. We were in a hotel together, I complimented her on her eyes, we went to her room and bad things happened...

Shame I am married and her fella is a cage fighter!!

 

[Xanadu]

Not having to really do anything day to day. I spend most of my time watching downloaded films/tv shows. No appraisals or assesments. No one really to report to. I only have to actually do anything when things break (Not often). Xmas and Summer bonuses are the main perk and what keeps most here.

Need an ASP/VB6 programmer? Software tester? General graduate dogsbody?

Fuck it, do you need someone to make the tea?

 

[Gromit]

Shame I am married and her fella is a cage fighter!!

Don't stand in any cages and you'll be fine.
Like how often do you find yourself in a cage of a year?
If he was an office building fighter I'd be worried.

 

[dolly's gal]

i have a BlackBerry

which basically means they can get me 24/7 and they can send me on long distance, but ultimately shite, "business" trips the whole time

 

[dirtysanta]

i have a BlackBerry

which basically means they can get me 24/7 and they can send me on long distance, but ultimately shite, "business" trips the whole time

Quit yer bellyaching !

When you gonna meet me for lunch sunshine ?

 

[Ms T]

I get to talk to lots of interesting people I'd never have the chance to meet otherwise.

Today I met Paul Weller.

 

[dolly's gal]

When you gonna meet me for lunch sunshine ?

when and where are you taking me?

 

[dirtysanta]

when and where are you taking me?

We could go to Chiswick High Street. Next week sometime? It'd be great if it was a day like today, its been that lovely autumn sunshine.

 

[dolly's gal]

We could go to Chiswick High Street. Next week sometime? It'd be great if it was a day like today, its been that lovely autumn sunshine.

sounds lovely DS but i only get half an hour for my lunch (can you FUCKING believe that?! ) and i work down fulham palace road, on the river. i'm sure i can wangle something though. let's chat next week. i'm in cunting glasgow on monday and tuesday mind. woohoo lucky me

 

[dirtysanta]

sounds lovely DS but i only get half an hour for my lunch (can you FUCKING believe that?! ) and i work down fulham palace road, on the river. i'm sure i can wangle something though. let's chat next week. i'm in cunting glasgow on monday and tuesday mind. woohoo lucky me

Aye i knows where you is, we'll work summat. I'd be nice to you again

 

[Donna Ferentes]

i work down fulham palace road, on the river.

Round here?

 

[dolly's gal]

Round here?

aii just by there actually. in a "wharf". lol.

santa, cool, i'll pm you nxt week

 

[dash_two]

My work's good if you're into animal noises.

 

[foo]

oddly similar to mine dash_two

 

[dash_two]

the mind boggles