The Official Ingurland are shit 'Euro 2012' thread.

Discussion in 'Euro 2012 championship' started by friedaweed, May 24, 2012.

  1. ska invita

    ska invita back on the other side

    I think they put up the biggest jesus statue in the world in poland the other day somewhere...
     
  2. ddraig

    ddraig dros ben llestri

    the engulish take their football tournaments very very seriously ime :D
    until they get knocked out and then it's all 'we woz robbed' etc
     
  3. love detective

    love detective secret pint

    no shit sherlock!
     
  4. friedaweed

    friedaweed Sitting down for a wee

    Yup

    [​IMG]
     
  5. Lo Siento.

    Lo Siento. Second As Farce

    Paddy Power are Irish, aren't they?
     
  6. articul8

    articul8 Dishonest sociopath

    the money isn't, obviously :(
     
  7. ska invita

    ska invita back on the other side

    Yeah, biggest in the world is in Poland
    [​IMG]
     
  8. articul8

    articul8 Dishonest sociopath

    my, that is a large erection :oops:
     
  9. sleaterkinney

    sleaterkinney Well-Known Member

  10. Lord Camomile

    Lord Camomile Lemonade socialist

    Danny Baker just announced one of his phone-in questions this morning would be "What's the strangest or most surprising thing you've found on a pitch".

    "Stewart Downing" came the response from his co-host :D
     
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  11. Wilf

    Wilf Meeting few of his KPIs

    Not sure why I'm still banging on about the Rio Ferdinand thing but did anyone hear Hodgson being interviewed about it? The reason he's upset Ferdinand by leaving him out was that he thought he'd be upset being on the bench. :facepalm: A case of being too good to be on the bench, so, in practice that means he was too good to be added to the squad.... Was that really the best the FA could come up with in over a week?
     
  12. Gingerman

    Gingerman Is a great bunch of lads.....

    34C tomorrow in Donetsk for the Eng- France match,sounds kinda warm
     
  13. editor

    editor Taffus Maximus

    He, Mr Lordy, that is, appears to have no hips.
     
  14. CyberRose

    CyberRose أرفع الشفرات

    Maybe he's not eaten anything for 40 days?
     
  15. chieftain

    chieftain Mega Gammon

    It was modelled on Peter Crouch
     
  16. chieftain

    chieftain Mega Gammon

    England loves warm, fuck France
     
  17. Gingerman

    Gingerman Is a great bunch of lads.....

    Picking out new curtains for his living room
     
  18. gabi

    gabi Banned Banned

    Yeh I saw that too.. bonkers... He's too good to play for England was essentially what he was saying. I used to respect Hodgson - but jesus christ he's an idiot.
     
  19. editor

    editor Taffus Maximus

    The England football team visited an orphanage in Poland today.
    "It's heartbreaking to see their sad little faces, with no hope" said Igor, aged 6.
     
  20. Meltingpot

    Meltingpot On hiatus

    LOL :D
     
  21. tommers

    tommers Your disco needs you

    LOL. :D
     
  22. Teaboy

    Teaboy It definitely looks brighter over there..

    Nah he wasnt saying that at all. He was saying that given his career and service to England taking Ferdinand just to sit on the bench and not get a sniff of any gametime is disrespectful to him. I can understand that point of view.

    Like them or not certain players deserve respect towards the end of the career (like Giggs and Scholes have had at Man Utd), watching Lampard sit on the bench week in week out for Chelsea under AVB was shocking, Lampard is essentially a Chelsea legend and to treat him like that was was disgraceful. I can see why Roy would only take Rio if he was to be an integral part of the squad.

    Anyway I think its more likely a lot of politics going on behind the scenes and Roy is just having to front up as best he can.
     
  23. Lord Camomile

    Lord Camomile Lemonade socialist

    Rumoured starting lineup (from the Daily Mail's chief football correspondent):

    Hart
    Johnson, Terry, Lescott, Cole
    Milner, Gerrard, Parker, Oxlade-Chamberlain
    Young; Welbeck
     
  24. thriller

    thriller Last of the world's good men Banned

    this joke was done in south africa 2010
     
  25. editor

    editor Taffus Maximus

    Wouldn't have much sense mentioning Poland, I would have thought.
     
  26. thriller

    thriller Last of the world's good men Banned

  27. SpookyFrank

    SpookyFrank Ridin' a Stutz Bearcat, Jim

    It's not very good is it? For a start he looks awfully like someone from Northern Europe. His expression is that of a man really, really enjoying the smell of one of his own farts...
     
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  28. thriller

    thriller Last of the world's good men Banned

    Very Aryan. Prob had beautiful blue eyes, too.
     
  29. friedaweed

    friedaweed Sitting down for a wee

    Here we go. Gerrard injury worries already:rolleyes:
     
  30. CyberRose

    CyberRose أرفع الشفرات

    OK which one of you bastards has Google bombed "English person"???
     

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