The Official Ingurland are shit 'Euro 2012' thread.

Discussion in 'Euro 2012 championship' started by friedaweed, May 24, 2012.

  1. friedaweed

    friedaweed Sitting down for a wee

    Post your dashed hopes, wasted betting slips, supermarket beer offers and BBQ B.O.G.O.F. tips, your hangover cures, your utter disbelief, your team selection whines, your manager must go wails, pictures of over tanned, over drunk, overweight 1966 shirt wearing dreamers and cheating foreign bastards comments here.....

    And to get us started

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  2. Voley

    Voley Knees Up Mother Earth

    Hodgson must go.
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  3. wtfftw

    wtfftw Well-Known Member

  4. goldenecitrone

    goldenecitrone ubi sunt

    Personally, I would love it if Hodgson took England to the Final and then won the fucking thing. Highly unlikely, but I would find it as funny as anything.
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  5. friedaweed

    friedaweed Sitting down for a wee

    Lump-wood charcoal in B&Q 3 for a tenner. ;)
  6. Corax

    Corax Luke 5:16

    Terry in instead of Ferdinand gave me an early opportunity to :facepalm:
  7. friedaweed

    friedaweed Sitting down for a wee

    I think there's going to be issues with the ball.:rolleyes: There's probably going to be some loose turf around the peno spot as well.:mad:
  8. Voley

    Voley Knees Up Mother Earth

    I expect this will happen. I also expect Stewart Downing will be the hero of the tournament.
  9. Lord Camomile

    Lord Camomile Lemonade socialist

  10. Voley

    Voley Knees Up Mother Earth

    When I say 'hero of the tournament' I actually mean 'hero of humanity'.
  11. Lord Camomile

    Lord Camomile Lemonade socialist

    I didn't even see your post before I posted that pic :facepalm: :D
  12. tommers

    tommers Your disco needs you

    We'll beat Italy 6-0 in the semi, Carroll to score the lo....

    No sorry. I can't do it.
  13. Termite Man

    Termite Man zombie flesh eater

    It's too early for this thread, we need a friendly against weak opposition to make England look better than they are so people can start to believe again before their hopes are dashed on the rocks of reality.
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  14. Lo Siento.

    Lo Siento. Second As Farce

    we're so shit it's unbelievable *clapclapclapclap*
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  15. Corax

    Corax Luke 5:16

    What a massive load of toss that was tonight. I thought we were shit under Capello, but fuck me... :facepalm:

    If Terry ever wears an England shirt again he should be tried for treason. And if anyone can tell me what the FUCK the purpose of a Gareth Barry is, then please, answers on a fucking postcard. Fuckin 'ell. :mad: :mad: :(

    Just thought I may as well get in early.
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  16. Termite Man

    Termite Man zombie flesh eater

    I was looking to see what friendly we had played last night :rolleyes:

    Norway saturday, I suspect they will make us look average and the excuse of the new manager will be bought out before an even weaker team for the next friendly raises hope of a great tournament.

    France are going to stuff England, it will be a thing of beauty to watch.
  17. elfman

    elfman 罗斯

    It's going to be impossible for me to watch this with the time difference. Maybe that will be a good thing though. I could just torrent stuff the next day but it will be impossible to avoid everyone's reactions to the matches on the internet and therefore spoil the excitement and ultimate disappointment after watching all 3 England games :rolleyes:

    I mean, I won't even be able to become a plastic paddy and cheer on Ireland once England are out and complain how they robbed by getting knocked out on penalties in the quarters, despite playing their best football since Jack Charlton was manager.
  18. Lord Camomile

    Lord Camomile Lemonade socialist

    Not too encouraged by this paragraph from today's Guardian

    I know you've got to work with what you've got, but... :(
  19. Lord Camomile

    Lord Camomile Lemonade socialist

    Oh for fuck's sake, not only have the scheduled the Norway friendly during Eurovision (surely they're aware of the massive crossover in fanbase? :hmm: ), they've also scheduled the Belgium game for 17:15, when I'll be helping out at a local community festival :mad: If the kick offs were the other way round I'd be able to watch both! Why was I not consulted, as is my right having once received an England shirt for my 12th birthday :mad: :(

    It's true, they don't care about the fans any more :(
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  20. Lord Camomile

    Lord Camomile Lemonade socialist

    John Ruddy's out of Euro 2012 :facepalm:

    Unlikely (hopefully :hmm: ) that he would have started, but gotta feel for the guy.
  21. sleaterkinney

    sleaterkinney Well-Known Member

  22. Lo Siento.

    Lo Siento. Second As Farce

  23. Lord Camomile

    Lord Camomile Lemonade socialist

    The thing I'm clinging onto there is that he says you don't have to use short passes. Not "don't use short passes". He could just have been pointing out one option of many.
  24. Lo Siento.

    Lo Siento. Second As Farce

    Either way it's an idiotic instruction for a coach to give, tbh.
    I'd just question the reporting of it, as its clearly intended as a dig and Hodgson sides have never been noticeably route 1.
  25. Teaboy

    Teaboy It definitely looks brighter over there..

    Just France?

    Ukraine were one of only 2 teams to beat Capello's England (not counting friendlies obv) I quite fancy them to repeat that again. Also Sweden are no mugs, we could quite easily finish bottom.
  26. chieftain

    chieftain Mega Gammon

    Although I don't get paid for it I do give slightly less of shit about this than the pricks that turn out for England do.

    Its not the game you fell in love with as a kid anymore.
  27. chieftain

    chieftain Mega Gammon

    Non, I draw the line at that kind of insult
  28. not-bono-ever

    not-bono-ever Not what they want but what is good for them

    I think Carroll will have an OK time and settle in well - just in time to be dropped for Rooney, who proceeds to get red carded and cost England further progression
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  29. Lord Camomile

    Lord Camomile Lemonade socialist

    Barry's out through injury, Jagielka's been brought in.

    Our midfield is starting to look a bit weak, especially considering Hodgson's apparent affection for 'structure'>. Parker's still carrying an injury, Gerrard and Lampard are probably past their best and still, apparently, unable to play in the same team together. Young is promising, as is Ox (though relatively untested), and Milner is a pretty handy utility player, but...


    I feel like I'm forgetting someone. Someone's left. But that's highly unlikely, anyone who made the England squad would have made an impression at some point in the season.
  30. Termite Man

    Termite Man zombie flesh eater

    You didn't mention Wallcott

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