i a celeb coz everoyne reads my shit, 1 shot 2 shot 3 shot .. hit! number one singles every week, all sorts of peep's wantin to kis me cheek.. the cheeka cheeka ckeek of it all those not even celabs r shit, man there c -d list, left overs on the piss, its the last post, the last plan, bit like fake tan.. shite but every now and then it might look right.. only to the outside eye coz the stuff might give you cancer, or at least a serious case of 'im a nob head with fake tan,' basically a sad aswer.
brb hassle at the door.. bit off topic it was a geen coat lookin for number 10, f*ckin weird one, no celeb status for likes of them.. dont know what type of green coat it was though, could have been an amby man coz s14n been gone a while, could have been drug squad to check out my querky smile, could have been some guy who likes the colour green, or culd have had somethin to do with fixing car machines... only thing 100% that i know, is it aint on topic and he aint havin no blow.
I hope S- bend is allright although i think she havin an affair, either that or b n f*ckin cue has cept her there... i wanted to go to b and q for the f*cking gadgets and shite, and she knew to.. all you have to do is sign ya name and pretend you lookin for work, a few more odds and ends on top but this is taking the piss bezerk, she's shaggin right now probably lengh of time like f*ckin this.. f*ckin im of on the pull down the local chippy or whatever it is they got here sod this.. f*ckin 7 hours to sort out some bollox down the jobbie.. bollox she shaggin coz thats what happans when people turn there phones off init, the feelings 'angin
although the phones have been shot to f*ck for ages but her's always seemes to manage, funny how it makes a nice excuse for a few hours un-plannage.
sorry sweet i know im shite but least that you could do, is tell me what the score is so i can f*ck off quicker.. for u.
:-(
still a celeb though i am i got an undeseribale lifestyle its so whoa... oh, and always half a gram with an unfished plan to stop eating meat so u get all thin like i am... eh? what? lose of plot, least that headaches f*cked it right theF*ck off, like my swearing.. my heart im bearing.. f*ck f*ck f*ck now i remember what u waz wearing... that really sexy shit when you dont come back for hours, and end up ina taxi smelling of some c*t and a bunch of flowers*
:-(
off topic u done me again look ruggid i'll raise my hand and tell u what to do with ya debt.. cover it! not like i could help but i invited u to xmas ffs, f*ckin family xmas.
where the f*ck r u ffs you better come back witha nice soft tap and a steak, a shit load of stuff that you shouldant have bought and a phone for me to break.
but its not is it... i still got 6 or so pellets will sting ya tit bb gun style, providing i shoot str8 and not hit a vain and fit a while.
where the f*ck r u ffs im up and down all spun, weird peep's outside and ya f*ckin phones off.. nice one
get to newport and back with hassle on foot quicker than this, and worsed of all if u come back sober ya shaggin and not even pissed!
ggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
(thats real paranoia if it was real, oh here she is... whoops she might read this and head pop go can tango fizz.)
still leavin it coz i celeb
and anyway she got me some pork chops, i love them dont i glen? err did i say glen? im not having a gay affair im just on / off my head again.. there is no glen im not queer sipmly here, more often than you... so do what i tells you and get out for beer i need my brew... opiate make one constipated and speed make one poo.. get get gone now this is my house, who the hell r u?
(im just playin babes, u knows i loves ya so... and even if u was shaggin half a westwales ide still be better off cash wise init so its all go... f*ck 'em f*ck 'em, f*ck em if ya gotta.. if i ever find out i'll shove 50cc worth of chainsaw up ya bloody bottom.
hehehehhehheeh that wise a tongue in check little tiffle (serious though bitch if i ever find out..*smack* oww!!! *walks off crying*)
lol
yea she really came back on cue and went out for beer to.. like sorta live like.
style
*nothing like that has ever happaned.
she wears my coat 'n all sorts
Yeah so she's got a bit more money than most (or has she?) and she was in Eastenders but does that make it OK to knock her for having a drink problem? Would you start posting stuff in the drugs forum about the alcoholics who post in there like you have on this thread?
