Deareg
Well-Known Member
Not so much a virgin as just too skint.
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or too fucking tight fisted
Not so much a virgin as just too skint.
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To the tune of She’ll Be Coming Round The Mountain...with apologies to religious types
They should make him the Prime Minister
Anderson, Anderson,
They should make him the Prime Minister
Anderson...
‘Cos the boy’s got football mastered
And he’s not an evil bastard,
Like Maggie fucking Thatcher
And her son
(Anderson!)
They should make him king of England
Anderson, Anderson,
They should make him king of England
Anderson...
‘Cos the ball sticks to his bootlace
And he’s not a total fruitcake
Like Lizzy fucking Windsor
And her son
(Anderson!)
They should make him king of Heaven
Anderson, Anderson,
They should make him king of Heaven
Anderson...
‘Cos the whole midfield he bosses
And he isn’t scared of crosses
Like the Virgin fucking Mary
And her son
(Anderson!)
They should make him tackle street-crime
Anderson, Anderson,
They should make him tackle street-crime
Anderson...
‘Cos he tackles just like Pally
And he’s not a thieving scally
Like Mrs. fucking Gerrard
And her son
(Anderson!)


has to be one of the best football songs ever, where did you get it from?
Red Cafe.
you seem to have a bit of a fixation about other peoples sex lives, are you still a virgin by any chance?

can't wait to hear them singing it
Anderson looks decent enough his passing is emaculate. But ummm he hasn't really started shooting yet and can't really be considered clas suntill he gets a few more goals or assits or umm does something really.
He is fabregas from 2 seasons ago. You can see its going to be there but it just isnt quite yet.
Any luck it will be there by the time scholes retires.
dave
the boy has certainly held his own in the EPL and earned his place in the Man United team and faced down both Fabergas and Gerard.
This chap is comparing Nani to Duncan Ferguson.

Shamelessly nicked from those good folks over at Red Cafe.
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I loved his performance last night.
One day he might even be as good as Robbie Savage.






OK, it was about 18m. Still a lot.