The office 'scolding email' thread

Discussion in 'education & employment' started by Badgers, Nov 14, 2006.

  1. Rutita1

    Rutita1 Scum with no integrity, apparently.

    Expecting staff to leave the office in a reasonable state so that it can be adequately cleaned for the benefit of all isn't treating staff like children, quite the opposite.

    I wouldn't want some of my colleagues to treat the office like they do their own homes tbh. Some people are untidy and whatless when it comes to hygiene and hoarding at home. I personally can't relax, think or work in such environments, I don't think the majority of people can.
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  2. Lazy Llama

    Lazy Llama Suburban robots that monitor reality

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  3. Orang Utan


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  4. Lazy Llama

    Lazy Llama Suburban robots that monitor reality

    It is, yeah. Only available in small bottles though. :D

    Or label it “Casu Marzu” and let them Google the “maggot cheese” themselves.
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  5. cupid_stunt

    cupid_stunt Dyslexic King Cnut the Great.

  6. A380

    A380 How do I change this 'custom title' thing then?

  7. Puddy_Tat

    Puddy_Tat meh

    or green food dye and 'toxic waste' label (one place i worked, one team did resort to this)

    i just do a lightish tea that i can drink without milk at work now, it's easier...
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  8. two sheds

    two sheds Least noticed poster 2007

    "So what should I do with this toxic waste the process has generated? Ooooh I'll just add it to this other one here nobody will notice".
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  9. tim

    tim Well-Known Member

    Maybe someone came across a thirsty foundling during their fag break
  10. Label it Soy. Will stay merrily untouched.
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  11. As to untidy desks, the last place that had a boss, she wanted us to go paper free. 20 odd staff, three of us ignored her and carried on with paper. She labelled us three 'dinosaurs', without thinking that dinosaurs lived far longer than humans have done. Seems that us three dinosaurs were responsible for 90% of the sales. We all left, company went bust. Extinct you may say, just like...
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  12. equationgirl

    equationgirl Respect my existence or expect my resistance

    Paper free is pointless in my line of work. I can review a hardcopy agreement draft a lot quicker than on a screen, plus I always need reference copies.
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  13. mx wcfc

    mx wcfc Well-Known Member

    We are "paperless" but I still print stuff to review. It's no big deal. it all goes in the confidential waste afterwards. It just doesn't go into a file, it is saved in the system. Which one day will be hacked by the Russians, so clearly keeping everything in the "Cloud " is better.
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  14. Orang Utan


    I ended up having to buy some hippymilk to deter magpies. No one's touched it yet but then neither have I. :( IMG_20190220_170106.jpg

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